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Old 06-17-2004, 03:40 PM   #1
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Talking what harry potter charecters would never say

hermione your stupid-ron
what -hermione
yeah thats right-ron
im not the one sittin on a broom backwards-hermione
do-oh - ron
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Old 06-17-2004, 06:42 PM   #2
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Lol. Here's mine:
Ron, you're brilliant!!!-Hermione
The sum of two sides of an icosolese triangle are equal to the sum of the remaining side.-Hagrid
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Old 06-17-2004, 06:58 PM   #3
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...Cute.


Sirius: Please, Dumbledore don't make me go out again...

Snape: How about joining me for a spot of tea, Black?

Dumbledore: Asparagus. *door to his office opens*

Ron: Naw, I really don't think we should investigate...

Neville: Whatsamatta? It's just a Hungarian Horntail...
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Old 06-17-2004, 08:44 PM   #4
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Malfoy: No, Harry Potter, I certantly do NOT like you in that way.

Dumbledore (to McGonagal): Fashnizzle my gizzle, ho! Do you like my bling-bling?
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Old 06-18-2004, 02:50 PM   #5
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Dumbledore: Really Harry, must you be the main focus every school year?
Hermione: Could you repeat the question?
Voldemort to Harry: Harry I am your father!
Ron: I love crookshanks
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Old 06-18-2004, 03:58 PM   #6
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Voldemort-I love little fuzzy bunnies, dont you??

Ron-I think Neville looks cute this year.

xD xD Gotta love em.
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Old 06-18-2004, 04:19 PM   #7
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"My scar! It feels all warm and tingly. I feel like dancing!" --Harry

"50 points from Slytherin." --Professor Snape

"Harry, don't you dare do that!" --Mrs. Weasley
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Old 06-18-2004, 05:38 PM   #8
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Just a play of words on yours Knows it All

"50 points to Gryffindor." --Professor Snape

Lupin- "There's a full moon tonight, wanna go skinny dipping?"
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Old 06-18-2004, 06:01 PM   #9
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Lockhart-I SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me- This topic is pointless.
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Old 06-18-2004, 06:08 PM   #10
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Dumbledore: Asparagus. *door to his office opens*
That was hilarious.

Malfoy: Hermoine... what I am trying to say is that I love you.

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Old 06-18-2004, 06:59 PM   #11
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Malfoy "Harry, I think it's time I came out of the closet. I've been attracted to you since the day we met, but with all the pressures of society, I was unable to express my true feelings for fear of rejection. Instead, I channeled all my anger at society towards you. Wow, it's great to get that off my chest. Can we still have a meaningful relationship?"

Fred and/or George "Lets suck up to Umbridge so that we can be on the inquisitional team too"

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I Feel pretty. . . . Oh so pretty. . . .
Umbridge 50 points to Harry Potter

Ron What i'm trying to say is. . . I love you Pansy Parkinson

Crabbe and Goyle "Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared
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Old 06-19-2004, 12:31 PM   #12
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Voldemort: Carriers = instant win
Dumbledore: Ha! My Battlecruisers will own everyone! w00t!
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Old 06-23-2004, 06:58 PM   #13
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Driver of the knight bus-going fast is dangerous to your health we should walk.
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Old 06-29-2004, 09:35 PM   #14
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Hermione: Yeah! (dances around) I got an C on my potions exam!

Voldemort: I think I like pink...

Draco: I think I like pink...

Hagrid: (insert little girlscout-ish scream) Get away from me you disgusting slimy flobberworm. AHHH IT TOUCHED ME!!

Hermione: I looked prettier as a cat...

Uncle Vernon: Dudly! Hey, little Buddha, where are you going with those pies?! You know the rule, no dessert until we can see your neck.

Lupin: Come to the dark side, we have cool robes and lightsabres!

Ron: Hey, there's Percy, want to see what would happen if I kicked him in the nads?

Ron: Hey, there's Millicent Bulstrode, want to see what would happen if I kicked her in the nads?
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Old 06-29-2004, 11:31 PM   #15
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Harry: Aww I dont feel like saving Hermione/Ron/Anyone in trouble.

Ron: Cmon Harry we need to study for exams.

Hermione: I think we could take a night off of studying.
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Old 07-03-2004, 01:21 PM   #16
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Neville: Knock-knock
Snape: Who's there?
Neville: Joe
Snape: Joe who?
Neville: Joe Mama!
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Dudley: Look, Harry, I know we've had our differences-
Harry: What?! No, no, Link - THAT side, THAT side!
Dudley: -but I think we can put it behind us and-
Harry: That's it, I give up. *takes out Wind Waker and puts in Rogue Leader*
Dudley: -make a fresh start at being like a real family. Brother-cousins. You know.
Harry: *punches the air* And gold medal to the dude in the X-wing! . . . Huh, did you say something?
Dudley: It doesn't matter. Just keep playing my games console - I don't mind if you keep it. ^_^
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Harry: Oh hermonie, that was wonderful
Ron: Err, this isnt hermonie....

Voldermort: Harry, i know this isnt the right time but......i addopted you and i want yoy to help me plant flowers and dance in tutu's
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Old 07-05-2004, 12:40 PM   #19
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Malfoy(to Harry)- So, can we go steady?

Voldemort- Harry, I am your second cousin, twice removed.

Hagrid- Ahhhhhh... it's a flobberworm!

Sirius- No, you don't have to tell me to stay inside, I want to.

Snape- I hope Gryffindor wins.
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Snape- Harry,I just adopted you. Now you can help me give Gryffindor more points.
Draco- Harry, I've always loved you the most
Hermoine- Studying? What's that
Ron-What are you doing?!?!?! There is a year until we take our OWLS. We should be studying for them!!!!
Harry-Voldemort's here? He's killing everyone in the school? You woke me up for that?!?!?! Avada Kedavra!!!!
Hagrid-(girl scream whenever he sees a flobberworm)
Sirius- Hey Snape, why don't we catch a flick together
Snape- look at Sirius
Neville- MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! DIE VOLDEMORT!!!! AVADA KEDAVRA! DIE SNAPE!!!!AVADA KEDAVRA. DIE HARRY!!!! AVADA KEDAVRA
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Hermione "Hey guys, wanna go make some mischief for Snape?"
Fred and George "Nahhh we gotta study for this huge test comin up in Umbridges class."
Hermione "Party Poopers."
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"What I'm trying to say Hermione... is that I love you, i can't live another day with out you... together we can get Harry kicked out of Hogwarts and we can be the stars of the series!" ~ Ron

"Ok." ~ Hermione
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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/potter.php That's my reply...
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Dumbledor: Well Harry, it seems you, Ron and Hermione have earned too many points and have screwed up the house system. Only Gryphendor wins now... So I'm putting Ron in Slytherin, Hermione in Hufflepuff, and Harry gets his own house. We'll call it house Harry.

*House Harry wins the House Cup*

Dumbledor: Ok, that's it Harry. You're expelled.
(or at any other point in the book)

Proffessor Magonagle(not that I can spell): Harry, you'll never become a Aurorer because you really suck at potions. Just give up.


Umbridge: We must overthrow the Ministry of Magic in a grand revolution and instill a dictatorship of the politariat!

Dumbledor: I'd like you to meet our new Care of Magical Creatures teacher, Proffessor Mengele...

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The sum of two sides of an icosolese triangle are equal to the sum of the remaining side.-Hagrid
Actually, he could say that. It's wrong. The sum of the square of two sides of an icosolese trangle is equal to the square of the hypotinuse... "The sum of the remaining side"?

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Old 07-11-2004, 11:35 PM   #25
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Whoa... Seriously people... This thread just saddens me now. People... check out the yugioh anime forums for how a "what characters would never say" thread is done. I'm begging you here. On hands and knees I beg of you.
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