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[AnimeNews]

AnimeNews: Hello and welcome to discussions. Where we talk to all your favorite anime characters. Now lets talk to shaman king characters.

Group: Yo!

AnimeNews: Well lets talk about the dub version... So how did you guys like it?

Group: -_-

Ren: It was horrible!

Manta: They called me Morty!!!! WTF name is that?

Anna: And they made me sound like a bossy, rude, obnoxious, blondie who is 9 years old!

Group: -_-

ANNA: WHAT!!!!!!!!!????

Group: ^^0 nothing, nothing!

AnimeNews: Anyways...

*BEEP* *BEEP*

AnimeNews: Hey we got mail!!!

AnimeNews: it says...

Email: "Hello we are the dubbers of 4Kids and we would like to say that we are the best dubbers around. We dubbed Shaman King better than anyone else would have done. So NAH NAH NAH NAH! And you dont know our address! [even though its on the website]. "


AnimeNews: ...

Yoh: soo... What now?

AnimeNews: Hand me a pitchfork!...


THE END

The next installment will be coming soon.

[AnimeNews]

AnimeNews: Welcome to todays Discussion...

Young Goku: Hello... Who are you?

AnimeNews: *SweatDrop* you dont remember?

Young Krillin: Yeah he forgets stuff easally.

AnimeNews: Right...

Young Goku: This place looks wierd...

AnimeNews: What!? you have never seen a building before?

Young Goku: nope.

AnimeNews: *Points at Akira Toriyama (the maker of DBZ)* Why couldn't you give him brains!!!!???

Akira Toriyama: He was raised in the woods! what do you expect?

AnimeNews: *Sigh*

AnimeNews: Well lets read the first question...

Hey Master Roshi, Why do you read those *Suggestive* magaines?

Master Roshi: As far as you know I don't read that stuff.

Group:*Stare*...

Young Krillin: Maybe we should move on to another subject...

Young Goku: I wonder why the people in the magazine are not taking a bath when they are n----

*Bulma Hits Young Goku on the head* Bulma: Thats enough for this topic...

AnimeNews: Next Question...

Genereal Blue,
Why are you afrai of women???


*Genereal Blue runs in*

General Blue: Sorry I'm late... Ran into a hoard of people who wanted my fashion tips...

Group: ehhhhh

Young Goku: Is he a guy? Maybe I should do a "pat-pat" and see...

*Bulma Smacks Young Goku on the head again*

Bulma: Don't you dare do that to anyone again!!!!

AnimeNews: Back to the question...

General Blue: You think I'm afraid of women?

General Blue: I was never afraid of women...

Bulma: Boo!!!

General Blue: EEEEKKKK!!!!!!!!!

*General Blue runs out the door*

AnimeNews: Next question...

Master roshi is a per---... But why?

*Master Roshi is warming up in the fire not listening*

AnimeNews: I wonder if he realizes his <pojo ownz><pojo ownz><pojo ownz><pojo ownz><pojo ownz> is on fire...

Young Krillin: Probally doesn't...


Young Goku: What does <pojo ownz><pojo ownz><pojo ownz><pojo ownz><pojo ownz> mean?

*AnimeNews Shaking his fist a Akira Toriyama*

Krillin: Nothing... Never mind.

Master Roshi: OWWWW!!!!

*Master roshi goes into a barrel of water*

Young Goku: I wonder if he would be able to take a s---

*Group covers Goku's mouth*

AnimeNews: *looking at Akira Toriyama* So now you decide to teach him something...

Akira Toriyama: Hey I just make the manga. ^^0 .

Tien: Can we move on now???

AnimeNews: uh... Sure.


Hey does Young Goku know that he killed his Grandoa when he turned into Oozaru?

Young Goku: huh?

Master Roshi: its nothing.. Just a prank letter!

Young Goku: Oh cause I thought I looked at the moon one night and turned into this big wolf-monkey and then stomped my grandpa to death... But I guess that was my imagination

AnimeNews: you know *giving a cold stare at aikra toriyama*... Never mind...

Akira Toriyama: Fine if you think you can do better then here... *Akira shoves all his art supplies to AnimeNews*. You can do the manga and I can go on vacation. So Ja nee!

AnimeNews: Well maybe we should just end this.. *AnimeNews runs after Akira Toriyama* Hey wait you have to do the manga!!!

THE END

[Sentretcookie]

*I think I've seen this before*

Umm... deja- vu? This is a repost, right? If so, you should state it in the topic....

Anyway... it was really short, and it appears to be plotless, while it was kinda funny...

-Setra

[AnimeNews]

Next one is rurouni kenshin

[AnimeNews]

AnimeNews: Welcome to rurouni kenshin discussions.

Kenshin: Oro?

Group: Shut up!

Kenshin: Oro?

Group: *sigh*

AnimeNews: Ok now how about we---

Saitou: Maybe we shoul have a fight

Sanoske: Yeah you and me!!!

*Sanoske and Saitou start to fight*

Sanoske: Die you-----

Sanoske: Hey you--- why did you censor that you----- why I oughta----------------------------------------------

AnimeNewS: Ah the joys of censoring people with big mouths.

*saitou comes and slices a cut into sanoske's arm*

**Blood Spray***

Sanoske: Ow! Da----!

Sanoske: thats it your dead!!!!!!!!!

*Sansoke punchs saitou in the stomach at full force*

Saito: ... what happened?... *Cough*...

*saitou falls to the ground motionless*

Sanoske: That was easy

*saitou stands up*

Sansoke: Whaaa???

Kaoru: How can he stand up?

Megumi: He should be dead!

Yahiko: He must be stronger then Sanoske expected him to be!

Kenshin: You guys are using up all the good dramatic stuff!!!

Sanoske: $%@#! thought I had him!

Saitou: Now you die!!!

*Saitou does 18 blows with his sowrd in a row*

Sansoke: owwww!!!

Saitou: Now its time to die!!!

*Kenshin interferes*

Saitou: Get out of the way battosai

Kenshin: You spell it B-A-T-T-O-U-S-A-I not B-A-T-T-O-S-A-I !!!

Saitou: Who the #$%^ cares!?

Kenshin: if your gonna call me by my man slayer name then say it right!!!

Saitou: Shut up!!!

*saitou slashs kenshin*

Kenshin: ... you...

Saitou: Meh

Kenshin: Die -----

*kenshin uses his ultimate attack*

Saitou: NOOO... !!!...


*saitou falls to the floor unconcious*

Sanoske: Alright go kenshin!

*saitou gets up*

Saito: You have being going soft kenshin. If you wouldnt have not directed your attack head on, then I would been in shreds.


Kenshin: heh so you figured it out fast...

AnimeNews: Hey guys can we get back to the humor instaed of the dramatic action???

Kenshin: give us 2 minutes.

AnimeNews: Fine just hurry it up.

Sansoke: anyway!!!

Sanoske: I am gonna finish you off saitou!!!!!

*Saitou jumps in the air and does a direct attack to sansokes head*

Sanoske: I'm...fin...ished..

*sanoske collaspes of exhaustion*

Group : *clapping*

*Sanoske jumps up*

Sanoske: Aw how nice of you to clap!

Group: O_o

Sanoske what?!

AnimeNews: Now lets get to the questions

Who do you think is the sexiest?

AnimeNew: Not this again

Kaoru: I'm the sexiest!!!

Miss sao: No I am!!!

Kaoru: No me!!!

Miss Sao: I'm the sexiest and thats that!!!

*Scythe girl walks in*

Scythe Girl: No I'm the sexiest of them all!

Group: 0_o

Group: get out!!! we already know your a cross dresser!!

Scythe Girl: D@mn!!!


Kenshin: oro?


AnimeNews: Lets just end it!!!

Yahiko: why??? we didnt really ask any questions!

AnimeNews: Yuo didnt even say anything the whole discussion!!!

Kaoru: No I'm the sexiest!!!

Miss sao: No I am!!!

Kenshin: *sigh* I guess they will be at it for a while

Kaoru: Kenshin who do you think is the sexiest!!!

AnimeNews: Come on you want a piece of me???

Yahiko: Come near and say that again!!!

AnimeNews: Oh yeah!!!???

Karou: Kenshin who do you think is the sexiest???

Kenshin: oro?!

THE END

[RobbieBond008]

I've liked what you've done so far, but do you think you could do one on Pokemon and/or Yu-gi-oh? It would be appreciated.

[AnimeNews]

I'm ahead about 4 or 5 discussions so ygo will be coming really soon...

[AnimeNews]

[AN] : Welcometo the Naurto discussions...

Naruto: Nice to be here!!!

*kakashi reading "make out paradise"*

Kakashi: Wha???!! what happened? How did I get here?

Sasuke: We need to burn that book...

Kakashi: touch my books \, and you will end up like Naruto when I shoved the energy thing up his ---

[AN] : We get the point!

Naruto: That did hurt...

Kakashi: heh heh heh

Naurto: why are you laughing???!!!

Kakashi: Cause I am think about doing this!!!!

*Kakashi does his same attack he did to naruto before*

Nauro: OWWWW!!!! MY <pojo ownz><pojo ownz><pojo ownz><pojo ownz><pojo ownz>!!!

Naruto: I'm gonna kill you!!! You piece of-----

[AN] : Wow the censoring works great!!!

Sakura: You should censor everything he says!!!

Naurto: ----------------------------------

Sakura: It does work great!!!

Kakashi: ok how about we have some questions...

[AN] : Good idea!


[question] :Kakashi, where did you come from?

Kakashi: ok when a mommy and daddy get together and---

*Group Hits Kakashi on the head*

Group: not that far!!!

Sasuke: the letter means like what village did you come from...

Kakashi: oh... well sorry thats a secret

Group: *sigh*

[AN] : Next!

I want Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto all to fight in a melee ninja battle!!!

Group: OK!

[AN] : the battle starts and Kakashi is in there making sure things dont get ugly while--- reading his "make out paradise" volumes

Kakashi: ^^0 what?!

Naruto and co.: What the? *Naruto and co run over and grab kakashi's volumes*

Kakashi: Het give them back!!!

Naruto: Nah Nah Nah Naa Nah!!!


[AN] : *sigh* Well there you have it the result of---

Naruto: OWWWW!!! My <pojo ownz><pojo ownz><pojo ownz><pojo ownz><pojo ownz> again!!!

Naruto: thats it!!! *ART OF THE DOPPLEHANGHER*

Sakura: Uh-oh!!!

* Naruto copys start beating up everybody*

Kakashi: Well I hated to do this but- *Kakashi does his attack on all of the copys of naruto*

Naruto and his copys: OWWW our <pojo ownz><pojo ownz><pojo ownz><pojo ownz><pojo ownz>'$

Nauro: Stop doing that attack!!!

Kakashi: "I've Got The Powwweerr!!! Yeah!"

[AN] : OK we need to end this now!!!

[AN] : uh-oh... looks like the art of substition is being use and oooo thats gonna hurt!!!


[AN] : Ad look a bunch of tourists just walked into the continueing fight and--

*Toruists: AHHHHHHH!!!!*

[AN] : ... Medic!!! and we need a janitor to come clean this mess up!!!

[AnimeNews]

Here's the next one! YYH characters are featured this time. After this one there will be a short break with the discussions...



[AN]: Well welcome to next installment. In this installemnt we'll have YYH.


Yusuke: Its about time you have us in one of your "Discussions"!


Kuwabara: YEAH FINALLY! We haven't seen this place since the first "Discussion"


Keiko: This room looks like it got painted since the last time we were in here.

[AN]: *SIGH* Can we get started?

Kuwabara: Fine...


Hiei: Who put you in charge kuwabara?


Kuwabara: Me thats who!!!!


Yusuke: You mind shutting up Kuwabara...


Kuwabara: #%%#^$^%$&$!!!!!


Yusuke: $^$#^$##$&$@#$%@$%@^!!!!


[AN]: *Double Sigh* Well can we at least fit in 1 question?!


Kuwabara and Yusuke: FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!


Kurama: They both fight like two children...


Kuwabara and Yusuke: NO DER!!!
!

Botan: *Sigh* I'll take care of them...


*botan takes her pattle and knocks yusuke and kuwabara out*


[AN]: Thought we would never get to the questions...



[question]: Hey do you know that Botan means button? THATS SO DUMB!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

from yusuke



[AN]: ^ ^0 I didnt even knew he had a email address...


Yusuke: Button!!! lol!!!! Thats greaT! HAHAHA... lol.... lol....


Botan: GRRRRR!!!!!!


*botan beats yusuke to death wth her paddle*


Yusuke: x_x


[AN]: I dont think he'll ever move again, button, er I mean Botan!!!


Botan: You wanna end up like Yusuke?!!!!???!!!?


[AN]: No thats ok, button er I mean Botan!!!!


Botan: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


*Botan beats the Crud out of [AN]*


Yusuke: Button... lol...


*Botan hits yusuke a bunch of times again*


Yusuke: Look at the pretty lights!


[AN]: I see them too!


Koenma: Nice job Botan you beat the living Crud out of the perosn in charge of this

discussion and the main character of YYH.


Botan: Just doing my joB!


Koenma: Good! because I wanted to be in charge!!!


Group: ^ ^0


Koenma: ooppsss... Did I say that aloud...


Koenma: Lets read the next message... How does this darn thing work!!!???


Group: ...


Koenma: Oh now I got it working...


[message]: Koenma stinx! becasue he's little! NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH!!!!


Koenma: DARNIT! BOTAN GO GET HIM!


Botan: 0 uhhh... why dont you just go get him!


Koenma: CAUSE I'LL GIVE YOU 50,000 YEN!!!!!!


BOTAN: ALL RIGHT THATS FOR ME!!!


*BOTAn disapeers*

*[AN] wakes up*

[AN]: This isnt really a funny discussion...

*Kuwabar wakes up*

Kuwabara: What happened?!

Koenma: I dont seem to have a stick with me... hmm on matter. Hit yourself on the head!


*kuwabara hits himself on the head*


[AN]: Man Yusuke is gonna need weeks of therapy before he can get rid of thoser lump on his head...


Koenma: Looks like you'll be joining him!


[AN]: huh?


*Koenma hits [AN] on the head a bunch of times*


[AN]: OWWWWW!!! Why didnt you just tell me to hit myslef on the head?!


Koenma: Because your not as dumb as kuwabara...


[AN]: HEY! What you mena "Not as dumb"


*Koenma hits [AN] on the head a bunch more times*

[AN]: x_x

*Botan comes back*

Botan: I'm back! Here's the guy you want me to get!


Guy: Look at all the pretty lights!


Kuwabar: I see them too!


Yusuke: Me three


[AN]: Me four!


*Jin comes in*


Jin: hello me lads! [in a irish accent and language] (hey FUNI made him irish ^^0)


Group: 0



Jin: Whaa!? you think I'm not irish!?


Group: Just in the dub...


hiei: lets banish him!


Koenma: OK lets banish him with yusuke, kuwabara, and [AN].


Koenma: Do you have a fav sea creature, Jin?


Jin: Hmm... Well Whale Sharks are neat! why do you ask, me lad?


kurama: you mind not using the irish accent!?



*Koenma banishs them to the belly of a whale shark...


*[AN], Yusuke, and Kuwabara wakes up*


Group: Darnit! what happened!


Jin: We were banished into the belly of a whale shark by koenma...


Kuwabara: Darn!!!!


*Meanwhile*


Koenma: Welcome to our next discussion!


Koenma: This time for the 4th time in a row we are featuring
the YYH characters...


Group: ZZZZZZZ


Koenma: 0

*Menawhile*

Jin: Got any dumplings, me lad?

[AN]: There is no dumplings in go fish! And will yu get rid of the stupid irish accent!

Jin: Well you got any chips!?

[AN]: WHAAA!??

Jin: No I mean do you literally have any chips!?

[AN]: Why?!

Jin: Cause here's comes some fish noW! Fish and chips got well you know...

Kuwabara: I thought whale sharks didnt eat fish...

Yusuke: What are you a fish freak now!?

*flock of fish come and hit the group in the head*

Yusuke: They messed up our game!

[AN]: Ok anyone know how to play slap jack!?

Kuwabara: Lets just play go fish again!

Yusuke: Fine but then we'll just play slpa jack after this...

*Meanwhile*

Koenma: *Sigh* maybe we should try to get a new anime series in here... going
4 days in a row may not be so good ith the same anime series...

Group: ZZZZZZZZZZ

*Meanwhile*

Jin: Got any 16's?

[AN]: DARNIT JIN!!!

[The End]