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siccoro da don
04-27-2009, 12:04 AM
Me and my team(team upper deck) get there early and go through torture waiting in line. Finnaly 1:00 it starts and my Glad deck is ready to go.

round 1 VS spellscasters

game 1: ***** him
game 2: laquari alone ***** all of his cards.

1-0


round 2: vs Glads

game 1: we played gyzarus back and forth until I finnaly got a successful attack and Herked him 4 game.
Game 2: He ***** me with Jowls
Game 3: I have 2 rescue cats in hand so I heavy storm to clear a double samnite plat and Herk+solemn lock him. Next turn I play another kitty so he scoops.
2-0


3rd round: vs monk turbo

game 1: he sacks tons of diamond dude plays like vortex, Heavy storm, and allure. I couldnt kill diamond dude because of threatning roars:(. He got to much advantage and killed me.

game 2: I **** his ****ty deck because he drew **** like he shouldve.

game 3: He first turn CCV's my ass.

2-1

I go outside to talk to my friend Andre(running mill) and he said hes 3-0. Im leik wtf and hes like that's what my opponents said.

round 4: vs glads(some dude who won French nats)

game 1: he outsmarts me every turn and suprises me with D.D. crow on my bestiari.

game 2: I try hard to beat him but im hungry so I brainfart and jowls his jowls and many other misplays.

2-2

since I lost quickly I had time to get some 711.

round 5: vs lighsworn

game 1: Hera locked him woot! It wasnt easy but it won the game.

game 2: I side in trap eaters. He first turn opressions my samnite so I save my trap eater and set 2 solemn and end. He attacks directly with lyla and sets decree(so he doesnt use lyla) and ends. Im leik I eat ur opression *****ass *****, Hes leik **** I chain decree, Ima leik fine ima TT+prizma yo azz. He necros my gyzarus but my solems handled everything he threw at me.

3-2

round 6: the guy was a no show so instant win

round 7: another mirror match

game 1: Hera locked him wooooooooot!!!!
game 2: I gain considerable advantage with good plays but he topdecks rescue cat and changes the whole game wirh just one card because I had no facedowns and just laquaris face up. He gyzaruses me and gets 3 monsters on field but doesnt hera because he has an empty hand. Im left with useless secutor and samnite in hand so I lose.

game 3: technically the same as game 2 but it was prisma+test tiger this time.

4-3


I drop and convince the rest of team upper deck to drop since we were all x-3 and it was already 11ish. My friend andre told me he was x-3 because he lost to 3 glads because they easily could secutor into herk him. He told me he will side opressions next time and we test. I never beat it once because of opression saved him the 1 turn he needed to OTK me. Damn I hope he makes empty jar high tier someday.


props:
fun day
trap eater
experiencing a game against a pro
trap eater
trap eater
empty jar seeing play
getting all the fish cards I needed
trap eater
seeing an X-teamate

slops:
scrubbed
Julia looked creepy
lost 2 sacks
COSSEY
carls jr. burger made me throw up 10 times

senseker
04-27-2009, 12:23 AM
I didn't scrub b/c I judged,so I win.

And Julia was really tired.She barely got any sleep this weekend,just like the rest of the judging staff.

siccoro da don
04-27-2009, 12:31 AM
I didn't scrub b/c I judged,so I win.

And Julia was really tired.She barely got any sleep this weekend,just like the rest of the judging staff.
You silly goose Judges dont sleep. They have rechargable batteries.

Xeros.
04-27-2009, 01:15 AM
From reading your report, stop ****** each other (lol) jk. And don't eat Carls Jr. again.

siccoro da don
04-27-2009, 04:02 PM
From reading your report, stop ****** each other (lol) jk. And don't eat Carls Jr. again.

I think it's just a bad carls jr. The lady there forgot to give us straws for christ sakes. This was the second time I threw up thier food so I warn everybody never to go to carls jr Anaheim ever.

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bumpppppppp

Holy Cheetos
04-27-2009, 04:15 PM
You played Dudognon Yohan????

siccoro da don
04-27-2009, 06:28 PM
You played Dudognon Yohan????

that's the French guy right? Yea hes hard.

purity_reloaded
04-27-2009, 07:24 PM
Creepy? O-o

siccoro da don
04-27-2009, 09:09 PM
yea you and the azn lady gave everyone a creepy gaze

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update!! my friend is sick from the same carls JR.