SCG Local Report April 18

[BellAtSCG]

So, Spring Break goes by fast with me Playing Halo like 24/7. Mid week Asian Calls me a ******. I tell him if he says that **** again im gonna bust him in is teeth, First thing to come out of his lips is ******, so this ***** thinks Im joking. Anyway on to the local report. Volcanic Monarchs cuz itz roanoke.

Rnd 1 Me vs Michelle Hughes 1-0

Game 1-Igo first. summon rocket search accelerator, set bottomless, she plays dark master zorc and I bottomless. I end up winning with Thestalos' and accelerators effect.

Game 2-I open with a monarch hand and a soul exchange she goes and T sets, I soul exchange for cauis target back row its a mirror force, anyway she loses by me dropping monarch after monarch


Rnd 2 Me vs Johnny Quesenberry
Game 1- I go first, with the rocket to blaze, He summons Rai oh and sets 3. THats cool, I draw play Blaze dump counter to pop set 1 end. Its back and forth awhile. I end up with advantage and win.

Game 2- Uhm i forget what happened but I ended up baiting a bribe and then Heavy storm for the win.


Rnd 3 Me vs Asian
So, I forgot about the ****** thing.

Game1/2- Haha, I win by cheating. No i didnt stack, I removed counter to make the game a "Draw"

Game 3- I draw a really dead hand with rockets and monarchs.
Nunnenkemp says Dont you remember he called you a ******. I was like oh wait, Asian I think Im gonna win this one, He keeps saying hes sorry Im like I told you not to say it and you said it. Now I can either break your Jaw, or you can sign the slip with me as the winner, He keeps saying sorry so I sign the slip with me as the winner and he marks it out. I ask him to play for fun and make sure people are watching. Iwreck his ****. and I take the slip and act like I won and hes trying to forge my sig, the people who watched the fun games take my side. He takes the slip up, and Im like if Im not at table one next round, Im bustin your ****. He starts getting scared the issue then settles with me taking his champ packs.

Rnd 4 me vs KC
Game 1 goes no where forever but eventually he gets the lockdown with servant and d fissure out. I miss with snipe hunter 6x and still end up winning.

Game 2- Necro Gardna beats his **** down.

[iWank]

You just made black people everywhere prouder than Barack Obama did. Congratulations.

[CVH]

You just made black people everywhere prouder than Barack Obama did. Congratulations.

Don't get it. Probably don't want to.

Ygo thug.

[The Fiend Commander]

So first off good job did you pull any holols from your champion pack?
Then lol at the asian for getting scared and letting you win thats pretty sad.

[Xeros.]

Pojo YGO thug.....lolz

[iWank]

Don't get it. Probably don't want to.

Ygo thug.

Counter-racial extortion makes me happy. I dunno about you.

[BellAtSCG]

how do i become a vet??

[Chris Pho3nix]

sthu cody nobody likes u

[BellAtSCG]

sthu cody nobody likes u

lol this .

[Chris Pho3nix]

and dum ***** i got the win 4-0 thats something u cant do handshaw

[CVH]

matt you gotta be registered for 3 months.

amazing!! 4-0 at a local I wish I was that great!

[BellAtSCG]

me too CVH!

[Chris Pho3nix]

i know im amazing arent i

[BellAtSCG]

The sig explains it all.

[billbob422]

lmao my teams first week and we show up at this and win. both..lmao. get shat on everyone else.

[CVH]

lmao my teams first week and we show up at this and win. both..lmao. get shat on everyone else.

No one else there outside of bell was good. Actually, neither are you.

[BellAtSCG]

Dude, Calm down we've all had good days.

Additional Comment:

No one else there outside of bell was good. Actually, neither are you.

Wait, you saying Im bad CVH?

[ChorizoCarpet]

A guy named cody trying to act like a ygo thug xD

[CVH]

Dude, Calm down we've all had good days.

Additional Comment:



Wait, you saying Im bad CVH?

no, the comment was directed towards chris phoenix.

[BellAtSCG]

phoenix=asian.

[Chris Pho3nix]

matt-heck yea

Additional Comment:

cvh-cant beat me

[The Fiend Commander]

Who is ChorizoCarpet?Asian I asked you to anti your judgment dragons and honest for my dark armed dragons and like a hell of a lot supers and ultras and you declined so don't talk ****.Was Kory there cuz cesco said he might he might not.

[billbob422]

lol, just pretty happy..so dont rain on my parade. jesus..all the haters.

Additional Comment:

nah kory really is gone for the rest of the school year.

[BellAtSCG]

Asian, are you on Stevens team or not? because Im confused when you drop my team, join their team, and then ask to rejoin Oriental. Idgi?

[billbob422]

he is staying with us. took his ass till 3:00 to decide.

[Chris Pho3nix]

Who is ChorizoCarpet?Asian I asked you to anti your judgment dragons and honest for my dark armed dragons and like a hell of a lot supers and ultras and you declined so don't talk ****.Was Kory there cuz cesco said he might he might not.

when was this cody makeing stuff up why u go man ue retarted

[The Fiend Commander]

I asked you on another thread.

[CVH]

cvh-cant beat me

cool story bro

[billbob422]

lol rpe em cvh!

[Chris Pho3nix]

you lie and ure never at scg u dum f*^$ so dont act like ure not a pro baller u worst then michelle hughes

[BellAtSCG]

anywayz igotz me a free cp lonefire today!

Additional Comment:

Asian, are you on Stevens team or not? because Im confused when you drop my team, join their team, and then ask to rejoin Oriental. Idgi?

Asian answer this.

[billbob422]

lol you straight smacked jb with that deck baller....lol....jb's like..well if steven can beat him i know i can!!! lmfao......get r^ped jb.

[Chris Pho3nix]

i want a cp lumina

[The Fiend Commander]

Yes I am next weekend and you said no and I guarantee my my new deck will **** the living hell out of you.Tell everybody how before the CCV tourney you had me and Mike fix your deck.

[BellAtSCG]

lol at Hanshaw thinking he can fix LIGHTSWORN, all you do is look at the text if it says lightsworn in it, put it in a sleeve.

[Chris Pho3nix]

like what u moron? are u going to use crystal beast u *** yea rpe me with ure trash

[The Fiend Commander]

No i changed his traps and some of his monsters.

Additional Comment:

like what u moron? are u going to use crystal beast u *** yea rpe me with ure trash

Says the person who asked for help with his deck :)your trash.

[BellAtSCG]

It doesnt mean anything though, I mean I built Church's Deck, you Know the one that ATLEAST got to the FINALS in UDE day.

[billbob422]

OMG....YOU KNOW WHATS MAKES ASIANS DECK!!!!!!!?????!!!?!?!?!??!?!?

asian being his sig..

[The Fiend Commander]

It doesnt mean anything though, I mean I built Church's Deck, you Know the one that ATLEAST got to the FINALS in UDE day.

Thats true but shouldn't part of that shrink be yours then?

[billbob422]

lol, if you build a great deck for a bad player....guess what he is going to lose.

[BellAtSCG]

No, because he paid the entry fee not me, they were mostly his cards.

[The Fiend Commander]

lol, if you build a great deck for a ok player....guess what he is going to lose.

But he didn't.

[billbob422]

lol, plus STEPHEN church is a great player....atevery game...but life..but still every other game..lol...he is the real life yugi .only he looks like he ate yugi..but still...

[s1lver10]

lmao my teams first week and we show up at this and win. both..lmao. get shat on everyone else.

We'll see @ a Regionals...

[billbob422]

lol? didnt we already drop this?

[The Fiend Commander]

No, because he paid the entry fee not me, they were mostly his cards.
Oh ok but what does that have to do with me and chris he acts so good and he's not I mean Necro Gardna and Honest say his ass all the time wow great player plus he talks **** but I fixed his deck why?

[BellAtSCG]

Yeah he did, and we've told him his mistake, You know why some of me actually likes Asian? Because even though he knows hes GREAT at LUCK SACKING, he also knows that most of the time he makes BAD MISPLAYS.

[Chris Pho3nix]

hey cody i jusked ask for your dad and u barely even did anything u dum ego maniac

[BellAtSCG]

You Cant fix whats "broke". WOW oxymoronic.

[The Fiend Commander]

Yeah he did, and we've told him his mistake, You know why some of me actually likes Asian? Because even though he knows hes GREAT at LUCK SACKING, he also knows that most of the time he makes BAD MISPLAYS.

I never said I didn't misplay.

[Chris Pho3nix]

and like i said ure worst than hughes michelle

[The Fiend Commander]

hey cody i jusked ask for your dad and u barely even did anything u dum ego maniac

No I fixed your monsters and traps.

[s1lver10]

I like this thread a lot, lol.

It makes me laugh...

[Chris Pho3nix]

yes u do solemn heavy when have one set and taking a century on each turn and u have a big head im surprised u can walk . and i through some carpet at u so u can die because ure allergic to it . now go cry like a horse

[BellAtSCG]

God, I need some OP

[The Fiend Commander]

God, I need some OP

We all want some.

Asian what did I do to piss you off?

[Chris Pho3nix]

ever since u were born and the first comment u made on this thread and u are calling me asian ure not good enough to say that

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

Hello hows everybody

[BellAtSCG]

WOW the official Gold Series 2 Spoiler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=***********

[billbob422]

lmao...matt ...always using sigs...lmfao....cody...gotso r&ped. lmfao.!!!!!!!! never gonna give you up!

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

omg i cliked da link ur so pro check out my new thread plz

[billbob422]

check outmy new thread plz

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

i didnt c a new 1 and where is knick knack from again?

[billbob422]

from yo moommmmammamamamamamma nig.

[BellAtSCG]

lol marco nice thread dawg.

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

thank you and nm i know da song

[potter crewnuts]

is asian the kid that rusty beasted in top 4? The one who really sucks?

[BellAtSCG]

Yeah reid .

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

yes sir he is but he dont suck

[The Fiend Commander]

Ya he lost to rusty in the tp4

[CVH]

is asian the kid that rusty beasted in top 4? The one who really sucks?

well, according to himself, he's a lot better than me.

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

lol lol lol lol

[billbob422]

lol...lets not go into internet warfare!!! that's illegal in some states i hear *whispers in some1's ear*("but not this one i dont think") so lets not ever get into that on POJO. or else santa claus will tell the easter bunny to tell father time to reverse time and the easter bunny will leave you nothing...and everyone knows that your naughty if the EASTER BUNNY doesn't leave you anything...so obviously your getting coal for christmas if you start an internet war on pojo.com...so just drop it now biyatch.

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

u talken to me i cant tell

[billbob422]

lmao...did it sound like it nig?

[potter crewnuts]

Or is that something against me? I'm just putting out there if that was the asian who sucks and lost to rusty.

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

he dont suck

[BellAtSCG]

Potter-nothing I can do against wulf wulf necros dawg.

[potter crewnuts]

I'm quite sure he does, he cracked under pressure, and the only reason why he got that far was because he milled multiple wulffs and necros while drawing into Judgements EVERY game.

I heard ripping brain control helps also.

So if you're playing lightsworn, and you're at the point where you have a one outer to win, I'm going to make the assumption that you suck, because lightsworn is a hella easy deck to play, summon swing mill. And he made **** plays all day.

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

sry bell im just talking but

Additional Comment:

nm about da but

[potter crewnuts]

sry bell im just talking but

Additional Comment:

nm about da but

Is this english? What did you say.

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

o i might agure with others but what bell says is final

[potter crewnuts]

How does bell's **** taste?

[CVH]

How does bell's **** taste?

lololol .

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

dont know ask ur mom dawg umm..... ill apolagoize if i know u i was there at ccv i was da floor judge if we talked im sry

[potter crewnuts]

Yeah I was the kid playing glad beast you deck checked and me and Taporoco were flipping out.

Remember me?

[BellAtSCG]

You did, he played taporco when they got the time extension.

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

o wow ur really pro no lie im sry i said that sry about that check i just take orders from head judge

[billbob422]

lmao..how does everybodys dck taste.? cuz you sure are on your knees sucking everyones.

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

i know i do im sry

[potter crewnuts]

Lol your good dude. Sorry if I came off "prickish" towards you.

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

nha i wish i was good like u and 49 card no side deck will be in my memory 3+1 eva

[billbob422]

came off more british than prickish...but thats just wierd..lol

Additional Comment:

3+1 will never catch on as 4 dawg..lol

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

steven watch out tonys behind u

[billbob422]

wow...you have no knowledge of why they were saying that..

[potter crewnuts]

Haha well I'm out.

Toddles.

[billbob422]

british mo fo....if you werent at the ccv i would call you britishforever.

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

umm can i guess.... .it cas when new people are at da crib he recks der ****? my guess close like when u play b ball wit him he takles u ??????????

[billbob422]

wow...you heard that from bell..and no that isnt all of it..and btw im not new at bell's house anymore u ***..lmfao.

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

sry im sry dont beat me up plz( im serious)

[billbob422]

omg. i went to watch the new naruto ep. dont pm me and ask me to post more..wtf.

[BellAtSCG]

to late for steven to chill at my crib!!!!

[billbob422]

lol? i know already???

[BellAtSCG]

it was a question

[billbob422]

oh...? lol? well yea its to late lol...but oh well maybe next week =]

Additional Comment:

wish i could go chill with some friends...way better than hangin around this dump.

[DarkWing]

What did he call you?

Good report, but I feel sorry for the other poor guy. I don't really see the point in intimidating him to scare him into signing the win slip to you just so you can advance one round in a yugioh tournament. =\

I know alot of people who would've knocked the **** out of you for trying to pull **** like that.

Not trying to start a fight, just saying it didn't seem right.

[BellAtSCG]

If you know anyone who thinks they can knock the **** out of me then tell em who I am, I love to fight.

[DarkWing]

Why?

Physical violence is pointless when there's verbal compromise. Fighting is for primitive savages, not civilized humans.

[Chris Pho3nix]

i wish i had a cool sig like matt bell i mean its just genius

[s1lver10]

If you know anyone who thinks they can knock the **** out of me then tell em who I am, I love to fight.

My name is Fit Finley...and I love 2 fight

[Chris Pho3nix]

violence never solves anything only war

[BellAtSCG]

Because I love the adrenaline I get out of it, and Im really good at it.

[s1lver10]

Why?

Physical violence is pointless when there's verbal compromise. Fighting is for primitive savages, not civilized humans.

But in pojo land...we all know verbal and written compromise doesn't exist...

Fighting isn't for primative savages...its for individuals you shut up people who think their tough ****...I believe if you think you have the right to talk **** to me or write to me like you my father, then I have the right to kick you ass

Like the saying goes...put your money where your mouth is...some people can't even play for cards because that how much of a ***** they are.

[Chris Pho3nix]

i love that sig people do know thats was toward to handjob

[s1lver10]

violence never solves anything only war

Is this guy serious??

Last time I checked...war involves massive amounts of violence.

And I beg to differ that you are the biggest lucksack on the eastcoast...

And if its a constant...your a stacker

[BellAtSCG]

Jr would know all about war, being in the service.

[Chris Pho3nix]

i dont cheat and i never will so dont say that it makes me happy and i only say that because other people think so

Additional Comment:

u mean mexican jr

[s1lver10]

i dont cheat and i never will so dont say that it makes me happy and i only say that because other people think so

Additional Comment:

u mean mexican jr

I understand...

And do I know you? How do you know I'm Mexican?

[Chris Pho3nix]

are u serious? i was talking about someone else anyways nice to meet u im asian/chris u are?

[DarkWing]

But in pojo land...we all know verbal and written compromise doesn't exist...

Fighting isn't for primative savages...its for individuals you shut up people who think their tough ****...I believe if you think you have the right to talk **** to me or write to me like you my father, then I have the right to kick you ass

Like the saying goes...put your money where your mouth is...some people can't even play for cards because that how much of a ***** they are.

Just because someone deserves it doesn't mean you always should. I mean, does it solve or accomplish anything? The person is still an *******, and I doubt they learn a lesson from it and become a better person from it in real life afterwards... so there's no point imo.

[billbob422]

if there is no point in it...then why begin this conversation? why come in here and eff with people for this long?it just seems like a huge waste of time..if you yourself is going to say directly after saying all that other garbage that it doesn't matter what you say or do because people that talk ssszsht are never going to change....so why?

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

lol i wish i could c bell fight some one that's not me or my bro. and its ture if u talk about some 1 then maybe there a person of little words but a lot of action or what if there a mime then they got to hit u

[s1lver10]

if there is no point in it...then why begin this conversation? why come in here and eff with people for this long?it just seems like a huge waste of time..if you yourself is going to say directly after saying all that other garbage that it doesn't matter what you say or do because people that talk ssszsht are never going to change....so why?

Uhhh...who are you talking to?

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

he was talking to dude who is a ***** dark wing

[s1lver10]

he was talking to dude who is a ***** dark wing

Oh, lol.

Aite...cause I don't think I ever spoke **** to any1 on this team.

I have respect for you guys eventho I don't know you...just for the simple fact that you guys look like your trying to get better...

Juss don't be afraid to ask other people or teams for advice.

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

ok i got a question how do i stop being a scrub

[s1lver10]

ok i got a question how do i stop being a scrub

Juss keep playing on a regular and listen to any advice you hear.

Always be open to new ideas...and see what everyone else @ your locals is doing (for now)

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

k great advice

[CVH]

and never think badly about yourself. don't be arrogant either, but you have to have confidence.

[billbob422]

don't go into it saying....we lose..

Additional Comment:

but also don't go into it saying its a sure win.

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

i do that alot dam

[BellAtSCG]

go in saying Ima **** this ******.

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

k ill try that

[billbob422]

yea, but if you do that then you lose your mirror force.

[DarkWing]

if there is no point in it...then why begin this conversation? why come in here and eff with people for this long?it just seems like a huge waste of time..if you yourself is going to say directly after saying all that other garbage that it doesn't matter what you say or do because people that talk ssszsht are never going to change....so why?

First off, try reading what I said in actual context. When I said there's no point, I meant in physical violence not me discussing the conversation... obviously. I didn't "eff with people for so long" I was simply proving a point.

What's a huge waste of time? This is pojo brosef there's no such thing. I wasn't talking gargabe or any of that other stuff. But it's true, it doesn't matter, and it's also true that nothing you say or do can change people's perspective and odds are they'll still talk trash. Once again, "why" what?

Please type coherently, I have no idea what you're saying.

he was talking to dude who is a ***** dark wing

Coming from the guy who's making it all too apparent that he's a scrub and a failure at life?

[billbob422]

darkwing.. the point was and you summed it up AGAIN ...if there is no point in trying to change people...then why are you even bringing it up?

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

lol lost mirror force lol

[billbob422]

jokes. i gotta rub that in forever. thats just the type of person i am matt...lmfao.

[BellAtSCG]

I dont care if you rub it in. you needed it nikkuh

[billbob422]

yep =] just glad you didn't call me a scrub directly after losing..lol...

[s1lver10]

Honestly...

I didn't think darkwing was talking **** to anyone...he only stated an opinion.

[billbob422]

lol i know i was bored and wanted to start sht..lmao

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

wow bill wow o and im gonna try to buy a deck and 1 person offered to sell me a twilight and 1 person offerd lightsworn what u think is good prices

[billbob422]

btw. marco..your in the team..you told me that if cory didn't show up you were entering..pm me to confirm.

[BellAtSCG]

stevens location is true.

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

so steven idc what u say but sammy is a ******* flamer ass who ill beat da **** out of so nha

[nature boy]

first time using pojo lol.. hi guys its andrew..

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

sup dude hows it goen

[nature boy]

same as i was in math.. i need to go set some sigs and an avatar

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

ok no sigs entill ur a member for a month and tell bell i need that deck list

[$pAceBoY-k]

Suprise Motha ****as

[billbob422]

stevens location is true.

=] lol i was going for funny..

but i guess true is another word..

[DarkWing]

YugiohJudgeMrPro- Do you run Lightsworns? Because I think I know who you are.

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

where do u live

[Cerveza]

yugioh THUG!!!!

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

who are u???/

[nature boy]

stop asking where people live u profiler

[The Fiend Commander]

Andrew is that you?

[nature boy]

no, i only said it was me to confuse you.. look im doing it again!

Additional Comment:

new plant st00f comes out in the next set! yayayayaayayayayayayayaaaaayyayayyayyayyayyayayaya y -****-

[billbob422]

lmfao. at your location.

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

my sig rockes

[nature boy]

dude...wtf..."mrs. lester...why don't you leave a comment on my youtube channel......wth!!!!! isn't your channel like..straight fcking yugioh....don't drag me and steven into your effing social unpopularity....seriously....i really will hate you forever if u do...no joke at all man.

[BellAtSCG]

God that matt bell kid is located every where.

[seanmontague]

Nice report.

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

yep ur popular bell but andrew u for got to say put stacking lonefire after u resufled ur hand and drew again !!!! and ms Lester y u tripen im gonna bring a yugioh shirt and cards in and say u left em at my house lolololololol in front of every one lolololol that would be crazy and i show it off to every1 ....jk.... um me and ms lester know each other on youtube y is that a problem she know i judge and we joke about it all the time and im sry but i did say u hang wit me saterday but i told her not to tell any1

[billbob422]

wow....so unbelievably uncool..lmao...

Additional Comment:

hey matt...apparently i've had this account longer than you have had yours...all i wanna know is how the hell that's possible..

[BellAtSCG]

idk ***** you still got those allures.

[billbob422]

yes...lol..i would never harm your allures.

lol...me and andrew dueling via webcams...funniest thing ever...his mom walks in the room and says..wow..thats sad...your so into this game your doing this now...pathetic.....i just had to laugh.

Additional Comment:

do you need your allures sat? cuz im not showing up until 2...i think i can send em via andrew but how he treats them is on him.

Additional Comment:

idk ***** you still got those allures.

you still got my mirror force! ..lol...can't ever let anything go can i?

[BellAtSCG]

yeah i may need em.

[DarkWing]

The **** is with these new people?

[YugiohJudgeMrPro]

new fleming girl fight in my faves on youtube

[$pAceBoY-k]

I thought you said you were coming to scg.

[DarkWing]

And what the hell is with this new Billy Mays trend people are going through?

[billbob422]

umm ...it's not really new...and it's cuz people are finally realizing...that his voice can be heard over the internet..without him using a microphone...umm they film him standing about 10 feet away from the mic...uhh his voice cures cancer....oxyclean's secret ingrediant is mays' voice...yea...that's about why...

[LIGHTNINGBOLTZ]

andrew u ****ed in ur pants

[billbob422]

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