How hax has always worked for me.

[Akatsuki]

Here is another hax match. Kind of. Anyways.

Akatsuki's team:
- Abomasnow
- Glaceon
- Walrein
- Rapidash
- Frosslass
- Cloyster

The Elitist's team:
- Swampert
- Cresselia
- Skarmory
- Spiritomb
- Blissey
- Raikou


Akatsuki sent out Abomasnow (Abomasnow ?).
The Elitist sent out Swampert (Swampert ?).
Abomasnow's Snow Warning started a blizzard!
Hail began to fall!
The Elitist switched in Cresselia (Cresselia ?).
Abomasnow used Wood Hammer.
Cresselia lost 20% of its health.
Abomasnow was hit by recoil!
Abomasnow lost 8% of its health.
The hail continues to fall.
Cresselia is pelted by hail!
Cresselia lost 6% of its health.
Abomasnow's leftovers restored its health a little!
Abomasnow restored 6% of its health.
Cresselia's leftovers restored its health a little!
Cresselia restored 6% of its health.

A fine start to the match. No doubt that he would switch out.

6-6.
---
Cresselia used Charge Beam.
It's not very effective...
Abomasnow lost 4% of its health.
Cresselia's special attack was raised.
Abomasnow used Leech Seed.
Cresselia was seeded!
The hail continues to fall.
Cresselia is pelted by hail!
Cresselia lost 6% of its health.
Abomasnow's leftovers restored its health a little!
Abomasnow restored 6% of its health.
Cresselia's leftovers restored its health a little!
Cresselia restored 6% of its health.
Cresselia's health was sapped by leech seed!
Cresselia lost 12% of its health.
Abomasnow regained health!
Abomasnow restored 14% of its health.

What didn't make him switch out his Cresselia was beyond me. Now I can start draining life from Cress.

6-6.
---
Cresselia used Charge Beam.
It's not very effective...
Abomasnow lost 6% of its health.
Cresselia's special attack was raised.
Abomasnow used Blizzard.
Cresselia lost 26% of its health.
The hail continues to fall.
Cresselia is pelted by hail!
Cresselia lost 6% of its health.
Abomasnow's leftovers restored its health a little!
Abomasnow restored 6% of its health.
Cresselia's leftovers restored its health a little!
Cresselia restored 6% of its health.
Cresselia's health was sapped by leech seed!
Cresselia lost 12% of its health.
Abomasnow regained health!
Abomasnow restored 14% of its health.

Still using Charge Beam? Meh, I'm wondering why.

6-6.
---
Cresselia used Ice Beam.
Abomasnow lost 28% of its health.
Abomasnow used Blizzard.
Cresselia lost 24% of its health.
The hail continues to fall.
Cresselia is pelted by hail!
Cresselia lost 6% of its health.
The Elitist's Cresselia fainted.
Abomasnow's leftovers restored its health a little!
Abomasnow restored 6% of its health.

Exactly. Why didn't he switch out was beyond me.

6-5.
---
The Elitist switched in Skarmory (Skarmory ?).
Skarmory used Toxic.
Abomasnow was badly poisoned!
Abomasnow used Blizzard.
Skarmory lost 50% of its health.
Skarmory was frozen solid!
The hail continues to fall.
Skarmory is pelted by hail!
Skarmory lost 6% of its health.
Abomasnow's leftovers restored its health a little!
Abomasnow restored 6% of its health.
Abomasnow is hurt by poison!
Abomasnow lost 6% of its health.

Hax ftw. I can most likely 2HKO Skarmory with Blizzard, so I'll give it a go.

6-5.
---
The Elitist: It's the third Abomasnow that does this to me... this Team needs to be changed around ASAP.
Skarmory was defrosted!
Skarmory used Toxic.
But it failed!
Abomasnow used Blizzard.
Skarmory lost 57% of its health.
The Elitist's Skarmory fainted.
The hail continues to fall.
Abomasnow's leftovers restored its health a little!
Abomasnow restored 6% of its health.
Abomasnow is hurt by poison!
Abomasnow lost 12% of its health.

I'm starting to think that he's daydreaming today because for some reason, he probably predicted my switch so that he would spread more Toxics around. Or it had a Choice Item.

6-4.
---
The Elitist switched in Spiritomb (Spiritomb ?).
Spiritomb is exerting its pressure!
Abomasnow used Leech Seed.
Spiritomb was seeded!
Spiritomb used Pursuit.
Abomasnow lost 18% of its health.
The hail continues to fall.
Spiritomb is pelted by hail!
Spiritomb lost 6% of its health.
Abomasnow's leftovers restored its health a little!
Abomasnow restored 6% of its health.
Abomasnow is hurt by poison!
Abomasnow lost 19% of its health.
Spiritomb's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spiritomb restored 6% of its health.
Spiritomb's health was sapped by leech seed!
Spiritomb lost 12% of its health.
Abomasnow regained health!
Abomasnow restored 10% of its health.

Ok. He probably predicted me switching out because the residual damage from Toxic was more than I was recovering.

6-4.
---
Spiritomb used Sucker Punch.
Abomasnow lost 33% of its health.
Abomasnow used Blizzard.
Spiritomb lost 36% of its health.
The hail continues to fall.
Spiritomb is pelted by hail!
Spiritomb lost 6% of its health.
Abomasnow's leftovers restored its health a little!
Abomasnow restored 6% of its health.
Abomasnow is hurt by poison!
Abomasnow lost 25% of its health.
Spiritomb's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spiritomb restored 6% of its health.
Spiritomb's health was sapped by leech seed!
Spiritomb lost 12% of its health.
Abomasnow regained health!
Abomasnow restored 10% of its health.

I'd better switch out soon before Toxic kills me.

6-4.
---
Abomasnow used Protect.
Abomasnow protected itself!
Spiritomb used Sucker Punch.
Abomasnow protected itself!
The hail continues to fall.
Spiritomb is pelted by hail!
Spiritomb lost 6% of its health.
Abomasnow's leftovers restored its health a little!
Abomasnow restored 6% of its health.
Abomasnow is hurt by poison!
Abomasnow lost 31% of its health.
Akatsuki's Abomasnow fainted.
Spiritomb's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spiritomb restored 6% of its health.

Ouch. Okay. So I died before Spiritomb.

5-4.
---
Akatsuki switched in Walrein (Walrein ?).
The Elitist switched in Blissey (Blissey ?).
Walrein used Substitute.
Walrein lost 25% of its health.
Walrein made a substitute!
The hail continues to fall.
Walrein absorbed the hail!
Walrein restored 6% of its health.
Blissey is pelted by hail!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Walrein's leftovers restored its health a little!
Walrein restored 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.

What made me do this was beyond me. I have no idea why, because Lefties negates Hail damage on Blissey.

5-4.
---
Walrein used Protect.
Walrein protected itself!
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Walrein protected itself!
The hail continues to fall.
Walrein absorbed the hail!
Walrein restored 6% of its health.
Blissey is pelted by hail!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Walrein's leftovers restored its health a little!
Walrein restored 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.

Read above comment.

5-4.
---
Walrein used Blizzard.
A critical hit!
Blissey lost 31% of its health.
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
The substitute took damage for Walrein!
The hail continues to fall.
Walrein absorbed the hail!
Walrein restored 6% of its health.
Blissey is pelted by hail!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Interesting. So Seismic Tosses from Blissey can't break the sub.

5-4.

---
Walrein used Protect.
Walrein protected itself!
Blissey used Wish.
Blissey made a wish!
The hail continues to fall.
Walrein absorbed the hail!
Walrein restored 6% of its health.
Blissey is pelted by hail!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.

Ah I see. So it's a Wishbliss.

5-4.
---
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
The substitute took damage for Walrein!
Walrein's substitute faded!
Walrein used Roar.
The Elitist switched in Raikou (Raikou).
Raikou is exerting its pressure!
The hail continues to fall.
Walrein absorbed the hail!
Walrein restored 6% of its health.
Raikou is pelted by hail!
Raikou lost 6% of its health.
Raikou's leftovers restored its health a little!
Raikou restored 6% of its health.
The wish came true!
Raikou restored 50% of its health.

Well, no point in letting Blissey get back all the health, so I phazed it into.... Raikou, the legendary enemy of my Ice team.

5-4.
---
Walrein used Protect.
Walrein protected itself!
Raikou used Calm Mind.
Raikou's special attack was raised.
Raikou's special defence was raised.
The hail continues to fall.
Walrein absorbed the hail!
Walrein restored 6% of its health.
Raikou is pelted by hail!
Raikou lost 6% of its health.
Raikou's leftovers restored its health a little!
Raikou restored 6% of its health.

Ok. I am in deep shiznit.

5-4.
---
Raikou used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Walrein lost 226% of its health.
Akatsuki's Walrein fainted.
The hail continues to fall.
Raikou is pelted by hail!
Raikou lost 6% of its health.
Raikou's leftovers restored its health a little!
Raikou restored 6% of its health.

Point proven.

4-4.
---
Akatsuki switched in Froslass (Froslass ?).
The Elitist: Useless hax... =/
Akatsuki: lol
The Elitist switched in Blissey (Blissey ?).
Froslass used Destiny Bond.
Froslass is trying to take its foe with it!
The hail continues to fall.
Blissey is pelted by hail!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.

I was hoping I could drag Raikou down to the grave with me, but he had other plans.

4-4.
---
Akatsuki switched in Cloyster (Cloyster ?).
Blissey used Wish.
Blissey made a wish!
The hail continues to fall.
Blissey is pelted by hail!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.

Now would be a good time to start Spiking.

4-4.
---
Cloyster used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered everywhere!
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Cloyster lost 33% of its health.
The hail continues to fall.
Blissey is pelted by hail!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Cloyster's leftovers restored its health a little!
Cloyster restored 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
The wish came true!
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
---
hibachi has entered the room.
Cloyster used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Cloyster lost 33% of its health.
The hail continues to fall.
Blissey is pelted by hail!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Cloyster's leftovers restored its health a little!
Cloyster restored 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
---
Cloyster used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Cloyster lost 33% of its health.
The hail continues to fall.
Blissey is pelted by hail!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Cloyster's leftovers restored its health a little!
Cloyster restored 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.

Yeah. So I kept Spiking. Time to explode next.

4-4.
---
Cloyster used Explosion.
Blissey lost 114% of its health.
The Elitist's Blissey fainted.
Akatsuki's Cloyster fainted.

The end of Blissey and the end of Cloyster. What a happy ending.

3-3.
---
Akatsuki switched in Rapidash (Rapidash ?).
The Elitist switched in Spiritomb (Spiritomb ?).
Spiritomb is exerting its pressure!
Spiritomb was hurt by Spikes!
Spiritomb lost 25% of its health.
Rapidash used Will-o-wisp.
Spiritomb was burned!
Spiritomb used Pain Split.
Spiritomb restored 38% of its health.
Rapidash lost 42% of its health.
The hail continues to fall.
Rapidash is pelted by hail!
Rapidash lost 6% of its health.
Spiritomb is pelted by hail!
Spiritomb lost 6% of its health.
Rapidash's leftovers restored its health a little!
Rapidash restored 6% of its health.
Spiritomb's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spiritomb restored 6% of its health.
Spiritomb was hurt by its burn!
Spiritomb lost 12% of its health.


At least Sucker Punch won't do crap now.

3-3.
---
Spiritomb used Sucker Punch.
Rapidash lost 24% of its health.
Rapidash used Flare Blitz.
Spiritomb lost 55% of its health.
The Elitist's Spiritomb fainted.
Rapidash was hit by recoil!
Rapidash lost 15% of its health.
The hail continues to fall.
Rapidash is pelted by hail!
Rapidash lost 6% of its health.
Rapidash's leftovers restored its health a little!
Rapidash restored 6% of its health.

Yipee. Yay for killing Spiritomb.

3-2.
---
The Elitist switched in Swampert (Swampert ?).
Swampert was hurt by Spikes!
Swampert lost 25% of its health.
Rapidash used Hypnosis.
Swampert fell asleep!
Swampert is fast asleep!
The hail continues to fall.
Rapidash is pelted by hail!
Rapidash lost 6% of its health.
Swampert is pelted by hail!
Swampert lost 6% of its health.
Rapidash's leftovers restored its health a little!
Rapidash restored 6% of its health.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.


Spikes is helping my team a lot.

3-2.
---
Akatsuki switched in Glaceon (Glaceon ?).
Swampert is fast asleep!
The hail continues to fall.
Swampert is pelted by hail!
Swampert lost 6% of its health.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
---
Glaceon used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Swampert lost 98% of its health.
The Elitist's Swampert fainted.
The hail continues to fall.

Yep. This is why I pack HP Grass on my Glaceon.

3-1.
---
The Elitist switched in Raikou (Raikou).
Raikou is exerting its pressure!
Raikou was hurt by Spikes!
Raikou lost 25% of its health.
Raikou used Calm Mind.
Raikou's special attack was raised.
Raikou's special defence was raised.
Glaceon used Ice Beam.
Raikou lost 29% of its health.
The hail continues to fall.
Raikou is pelted by hail!
Raikou lost 6% of its health.
Raikou's leftovers restored its health a little!
Raikou restored 6% of its health.
---
Raikou used Calm Mind.
Raikou's special attack was raised.
Raikou's special defence was raised.
Glaceon used Ice Beam.
Raikou lost 26% of its health.
The hail continues to fall.
Raikou is pelted by hail!
Raikou lost 6% of its health.
Raikou's leftovers restored its health a little!
Raikou restored 6% of its health.
---
Glaceon used Protect.
Glaceon protected itself!
Raikou used Thunderbolt.
Glaceon protected itself!
The hail continues to fall.
Raikou is pelted by hail!
Raikou lost 6% of its health.
Raikou's leftovers restored its health a little!
Raikou restored 6% of its health.
---
Raikou used Thunderbolt.
Glaceon lost 87% of its health.
Glaceon used Wish.
Glaceon made a wish!
The hail continues to fall.
Raikou is pelted by hail!
Raikou lost 6% of its health.
Glaceon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Glaceon restored 6% of its health.
Raikou's leftovers restored its health a little!
Raikou restored 6% of its health.
---
Glaceon used Protect.
Glaceon protected itself!
Raikou used Calm Mind.
Raikou's special attack was raised.
Raikou's special defence was raised.
The hail continues to fall.
Raikou is pelted by hail!
Raikou lost 6% of its health.
Glaceon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Glaceon restored 6% of its health.
Raikou's leftovers restored its health a little!
Raikou restored 6% of its health.
The wish came true!
Glaceon restored 50% of its health.

Ok. This is about him Calm Minding and me trying to kill him to no avail with Ice Beam.

3-1.
---
hibachi: you should have kiled him :P
Raikou used Thunderbolt.
Glaceon lost 93% of its health.
Akatsuki's Glaceon fainted.
The hail continues to fall.
Raikou is pelted by hail!
Raikou lost 6% of its health.
Raikou's leftovers restored its health a little!
Raikou restored 6% of its health.

And my Glaceon gets killed because of my foolish attempts.

2-1.
---
Akatsuki switched in Froslass (Froslass ?).
The Elitist: Abomasnow, you...
Raikou used Thunderbolt.
Raikou's attack missed!
Froslass used Confuse Ray.
Raikou became confused!
The hail continues to fall.
Raikou is pelted by hail!
Raikou lost 6% of its health.
Raikou's leftovers restored its health a little!
Raikou restored 6% of its health.

Hax for the win. Hopefully I can still win.

2-1.
---
hibachi: lol froslass is ugly from behind
The Elitist: O_o
Akatsuki: lol
hibachi: some bigass ears
The Elitist: I... Snow Cloak... Abomasnow...
Akatsuki: ya rly
Akatsuki: lol
Raikou is confused!
Raikou used Thunderbolt.
Froslass lost 183% of its health.
Akatsuki's Froslass fainted.
The hail continues to fall.
Raikou is pelted by hail!
Raikou lost 6% of its health.
Raikou's leftovers restored its health a little!
Raikou restored 6% of its health.

Uh oh. If it snaps out of Confusion, I am dead meat.

1-1.
---
Akatsuki switched in Rapidash (Rapidash ?).
Raikou is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Raikou lost 9% of its health.
Rapidash used Flare Blitz.
Raikou lost 68% of its health.
The Elitist's Raikou fainted.
Akatsuki wins!
Akatsuki: PHEW
hibachi: hahah
Akatsuki: dude
The Elitist: O_O
Akatsuki: that was close
hibachi: how come you dont get recoil
Junior has entered the room.
The Elitist: WAHHHHH
The great finale to my world of hax.

[Littleman500194]

Woah. Nice warstory. That was close.
Yay for first post:P

[shineyaltaria]

How'd T-bolt miss---isn't it 100%?

I was surprised you didn't switch Walrein out after the phaze when Raikou came in. That thing was really nasty. Props for the HP Grass vs Swampy...wonder if that caught him by surprise.

GG and warstory.

[-Airknight-]

Froslass has Snow Cloak. Accuracy is raised +1 in Hail. Kind of like Garchomp in Sandstorms.

Nice battle, winning on a Confusion hax must've ticked him off a tad.

[Akatsuki]

Well, he doesn't mind because we're friends. Although he was pretty mad that I haxxed him on multiple occasions in this match. I can't help it, it's what I do.
= D

[Zombiemaster_nc]

Why are you using Rapidash in a snow storm team? I would perfer weavile. I've alread started making my Snow Sotrm team, Abomasnow, Walrein, Weavile, Mamoswine, Cloyster, and i can't decide between Glaceon, Frosslass or Regice.

[Junior]

Rofl, I missed everything, how sad. /tear. /cut

But yeah, nice battle.

[Akatsuki]

Why are you using Rapidash in a snow storm team? I would perfer weavile. I've alread started making my Snow Sotrm team, Abomasnow, Walrein, Weavile, Mamoswine, Cloyster, and i can't decide between Glaceon, Frosslass or Regice.Rapidash soaks up Fire Attacks so that my Ice Pokémon won't melt. I would use Weavile and Mamoswine, but I stick to BL Pokémon. I used BL Pokémon for my Hail Team.

[Junior]

Use Dr.Tran or Arcy.

[Dark Void]

Well, that's obviously something to be proud of.

[Akatsuki]

Well. Yeah. It depends.

[bonz]

i whould have used Arcanine instead of Rapidash,but that is cause i like arcanines,they are so cool looking :)

[Akatsuki]

I see. But Rapidash can duo-status which my team lacks (other than Frosslass).

[obelisk_incarnate]

Will you stop these Hax-Stories? Every one you make is about your Haxing skills. Change it. Make something different.

[WildAce]

Will you stop these Hax-Stories? Every one you make is about your Haxing skills. Change it. Make something different.

Why should he?
The battles are still great, his style of writing is pretty good, and he meets all the Warstory guidelines (which he better since he was the one who wrote them up :p).

If you're tired of reading his Warstories...then simply don't read them.

[Akatsuki]

Will you stop these Hax-Stories? Every one you make is about your Haxing skills. Change it. Make something different.Wait. What are you trying to say here?

Have you posted any warstories yet? No. Maybe you should post your own warstories before you go criticize someone else's.

Why should I make something different? Seriously, you need to take some time off to think why you made that post.

Pokémon's just a game, which means that it's supposed to be fun. I post these warstories because it was fun AND the opposition liked the match as well. Which is the reason why I post it.

I seriously WORK HARD to post these warstories. You have no idea how long it takes me to find a suitable match. It's not nice at all to have someone criticize my work, especially when it's NOT constructive criticism.

Sorry, but you have just lost my respect for you.

@ WildAce: Thanks for backing me up.

[Zombiemaster_nc]

Akatsuki, you write the best warstories in this forum. You also have tremendous luck for hax. Your style of battling works for you, whereas most people don't even come closer to you. Your like a mob boss of pokemon. Your pretty much unbeatable, and you can make threats and back it up

[Akatsuki]

Akatsuki, you write the best warstories in this forum. You also have tremendous luck for hax. Your style of battling works for you, whereas most people don't even come closer to you. Your like a mob boss of pokemon. Your pretty much unbeatable, and you can make threats and back it upThat's because Near or Elly (some of the best pojoers around :p) are either:

a) Lazy to write warstories.

b) Don't want to write them.

Yeah. Anyways, thanks for backing me up.

[Zombiemaster_nc]

I agree with Near, and i haven't really ever seen Elly battle, i've read one warstory, and it was about a sweeping Jynx.

[obelisk_incarnate]

Wait. What are you trying to say here?

Have you posted any warstories yet? No. Maybe you should post your own warstories before you go criticize someone else's.

Why should I make something different? Seriously, you need to take some time off to think why you made that post.

Pokémon's just a game, which means that it's supposed to be fun. I post these warstories because it was fun AND the opposition liked the match as well. Which is the reason why I post it.

I seriously WORK HARD to post these warstories. You have no idea how long it takes me to find a suitable match. It's not nice at all to have someone criticize my work, especially when it's NOT constructive criticism.

Sorry, but you have just lost my respect for you.

My bad. But I have a war story I'm working on right now. I just personally get a little tired of reading about your HAXing skills all the time. I'm sorry.

[Junior]

It's as simple as not reading.... >.> Common sense much?

[obelisk_incarnate]

It's as simple as not reading.... >.> Common sense much?
I know. But I meant that as constructive criticism. Maybe people would like to read some other stuff from you.:D

[Zombiemaster_nc]

Hey Junior, are you on Alliance Poke Clan? I thought i saw your avatar on there. But anyways hax battles are always good, because you can go from 6 pokes to 1, and then you get hax and finish off your opponent's whole team, which i beleive Akatsuki has already done with Feraligatr

[Akatsuki]

Hey Junior, are you on Alliance Poke Clan? I thought i saw your avatar on there. But anyways hax battles are always good, because you can go from 6 pokes to 1, and then you get hax and finish off your opponent's whole team, which i beleive Akatsuki has already done with Feraligatr

Yeah. He's a supermod there. I can't believe it.

Hax battles are generally deemed by the public "fluke". Which it is.

[Zombiemaster_nc]

How do you get so much hax though? Supermod ehh? Hmm, i tihkn i'm gonna like it there. Just need more members.

[shineyaltaria]

How do you get so much hax though?

Hax is hax, lol, and Akatsuki seems to have it... in spades.

Got Hax?

[Akatsuki]

Yes, I got Hax. Lucky me. I need to work on my prediction though. Most of my predictions are rather flukey.