torchamp
08-30-2007, 01:40 PM
Yup it's me again, posting another awesome warstory. Just a little back story to this match. right before battling Justice i was in a match against someone named ace7, who hax'd me to no end. 11 critical hits, 2 freezes, and 4 parahax, it was not a fun battle and needless to say i lost. Knowing that ace must have made a satanic deal witht he pokegods, i took his balls in revenge. Justice saw the battle and challenged me there after, this is the story of that battle (P.S., read the commentary, quite funny). Now, let's get the ball rolling
Torchamp's team:
Mach (Swellow)
Space Duck (Cresselia)
Matadogas (Weezing)
Taxes (Blissey)
Herakrosu (Heracross)
Download (Porygon-Z)
Justice's Team:
Gyarados
Bronzong
Electivire
Gengar
Togekiss
Blissey
-Justice- sent out Gyarados (Gyarados ?).
torchamp sent out Mach (Swellow ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Mach's attack!
Queen has entered the room.
torchamp switched in Space Duck (Cresselia ?).
Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
darn, swellow gets intimidated right off the bat, i shoulda u-turned for some damage but i switched instead, don't no why. Oh well, even with a DD gyara can't touch cressy.
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Snowy Mountains has entered the room.
Gyarados used Taunt.
Space Duck fell for the taunt!
Space Duck used Thunder Wave.
Space Duck can't use Thunder Wave after the taunt!
dam, shoulda seen that comin. time to charge beam
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Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
Space Duck used Charge Beam.
It's super effective!
Gyarados lost 35% of its health.
Space Duck's special attack was raised.
i just pray i can take that ***** down before he kills me, i wish there was a vire in waiting, it would give me a free moonlight or two
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Gyarados used Waterfall.
Space Duck lost 84% of its health.
Gyarados lost 10% of its health.
Space Duck used Charge Beam.
It's super effective!
Gyarados lost 47% of its health.
at this point gyara KO's me and himself next turn
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Gyarados used Waterfall.
Space Duck lost 78% of its health.
torchamp's Space Duck fainted.
Gyarados lost 10% of its health.
-Justice-'s Gyarados fainted.
5-5
well, i lost my omniwall, but he paid a heavier price IMO
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-Justice-: ...
torchamp: if it weren't for life orb, it'd a been gg
-Justice-: i forgot to switch to electivire... AGAIN!
-Justice- switched in Electivire (Electivire ?).
torchamp switched in Mach (Swellow ?).
-Justice- switched in Bronzong (Bronzong).
Mach used Protect.
Mach protected itself!
Mach was badly poisoned!
so there was a vire in there. too bad he didn't put it in earlier, cressy would've lived. I have to switch, but at least i got to activate swellows guts.
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Mach used U-turn.
Bronzong lost 19% of its health.
torchamp switched in Herakrosu (Heracross ?).
Bronzong used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.
i idi decent enough damage and switched to hera as bronzong can't really touch it (barring psychic). Stealth rock always brings my team grief but at least zong will run in fear of CB megahorn
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-Justice- switched in Gengar (Gengar ?).
Herakrosu used Megahorn.
It's not very effective...
Gengar lost 54% of its health.
nice, unless he's specs, gengar can't KO hera, but i'd rather not take that chance
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-Justice-: ouch
torchamp: indeed
-Justice- switched in Togekiss (Togekiss ?).
torchamp switched in Taxes (Blissey ?).
Pointed stones dug into Taxes.
Taxes lost 12% of its health.
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
matchup is in my favor here, i just gotta sleep this fat blimp before it can do much
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Snowy Mountains has left the room.
Togekiss used Thunder Wave.
Taxes is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Taxes is paralysed! It can't move!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
dam, he parahax'd me
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Togekiss used Air Slash.
Taxes lost 12% of its health.
Taxes flinched!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
alright time to start singing and sleep this thing before it does too much damage, blissey can out last it anyway
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Togekiss used Air Slash.
Taxes lost 13% of its health.
Taxes used Sing.
Togekiss fell asleep!
Togekiss's Lum Berry cured its Sleep!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
dam, ******* lum berry. Lemme summarize the next 20 or so turns for you. I try to sing, he flinch haxes me, i put him to sleep, he wakes up, i softboil and sleep him again. I ST him to death. Just skip to where togekiss dies, it'll say "HERE!"
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Togekiss used Air Slash.
Taxes lost 13% of its health.
Taxes is paralysed! It can't move!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
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Togekiss used Air Slash.
Taxes lost 12% of its health.
Taxes flinched!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
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Togekiss used Air Slash.
Taxes lost 12% of its health.
Taxes flinched!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
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Togekiss used Air Slash.
Taxes lost 12% of its health.
Taxes flinched!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
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Togekiss used Air Slash.
Taxes lost 12% of its health.
Taxes used Sing.
Togekiss fell asleep!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
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Togekiss is fast asleep!
Taxes used Softboiled.
Taxes restored 50% of its health.
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Togekiss woke up!
Togekiss used Aura Sphere.
It's super effective!
Taxes lost 19% of its health.
Taxes used Seismic Toss.
Togekiss lost 27% of its health.
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
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Togekiss used Air Slash.
Taxes lost 11% of its health.
Taxes used Sing.
Taxes's attack missed!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
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Togekiss used Air Slash.
Taxes lost 13% of its health.
Taxes flinched!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
---
Togekiss used Air Slash.
Taxes lost 13% of its health.
Taxes flinched!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
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Togekiss used Air Slash.
Taxes lost 12% of its health.
Taxes flinched!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
---
Togekiss used Air Slash.
Taxes lost 12% of its health.
Taxes flinched!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
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Togekiss used Air Slash.
Taxes lost 11% of its health.
Taxes used Sing.
Togekiss fell asleep!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
---
Togekiss is fast asleep!
Taxes used Softboiled.
Taxes restored 50% of its health.
---
Togekiss is fast asleep!
Taxes used Seismic Toss.
Togekiss lost 27% of its health.
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Togekiss is fast asleep!
Taxes used Seismic Toss.
Togekiss lost 27% of its health.
---
Togekiss is fast asleep!
Taxes used Seismic Toss.
Togekiss lost 27% of its health.
-Justice-'s Togekiss fainted.
5-4
"HERE!" things are lookin up, i'm finally in the lead
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torchamp: boo yah
-Justice-: arg
-Justice- switched in Electivire (Electivire ?).
torchamp: and my vire counter is dead :(
torchamp switched in Matadogas (Weezing ?).
Pointed stones dug into Matadogas.
Matadogas lost 12% of its health.
Electivire used Thunderbolt.
Matadogas lost 44% of its health.
Matadogas's leftovers restored its health a little!
Matadogas restored 6% of its health.
okay strategy here is to take two t-bolts and pain split him to low health and fire blast FTKO
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-Justice-: hah!
Electivire used Thunderbolt.
Matadogas lost 46% of its health.
Matadogas is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Matadogas used Haze.
Matadogas's leftovers restored its health a little!
Matadogas restored 6% of its health.
>.> god dam it. Shoddy lagged at the absolute worst moment and i ended up choosing haze. bye bye weezing, while vire is still at full
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torchamp: wtf
-Justice-: LOL!!!!!!!!!
torchamp: i used pain split
torchamp: gay
Electivire used Ice Punch.
A critical hit!
Matadogas lost 36% of its health.
torchamp's Matadogas fainted.
4-4
moment of silence for a bad play and a good pokemon. it's tied up again
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torchamp switched in Herakrosu (Heracross ?).
Pointed stones dug into Herakrosu.
Herakrosu lost 12% of its health.
-Justice-: arg
torchamp: indeed
-Justice-: both my flying types are dead
Electivire used Ice Punch.
Herakrosu lost 40% of its health.
Herakrosu was frozen solid!
Herakrosu is frozen solid!
okay, i come in to megahorn and i get freeze hax'd, wonderful, i think i've lost this.
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torchamp: @_@
-Justice-: HAHAHAH!
torchamp: funch
Queen: Oh man!
-Justice-: lol!
torchamp: do you value your balls?
torchamp: cause i have ace's
torchamp: but i could always use another pair
-Justice-: lol!
-Justice-: lol
-Justice-: lol
-Justice-: lol
-Justice-: lol
-Justice-: lol
-Justice-: lol
-Justice-: lol
Electivire used Thunderbolt.
Herakrosu lost 39% of its health.
Herakrosu is frozen solid!
bye bye hera
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-Justice-: lol
Electivire used Earthquake.
It's not very effective...
Herakrosu lost 26% of its health.
torchamp's Herakrosu fainted.
3-4
and hera dies, i've lost the lead and key pokemon, dam it all
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torchamp switched in Mach (Swellow ?).
Pointed stones dug into Mach.
Mach lost 25% of its health.
Mach used Facade.
Electivire lost 148% of its health.
-Justice-'s Electivire fainted.
Mach is hurt by poison!
Mach lost 6% of its health.
3-3
electivire eats swellow's first real attack of the match, a freakishly powerful facade.
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-Justice- switched in Gengar (Gengar ?).
Mach used Brave Bird.
Gengar lost 146% of its health.
-Justice-'s Gengar fainted.
Mach was hit by recoil!
Mach lost 15% of its health.
Mach is hurt by poison!
Mach lost 12% of its health.
3-2
this my friends is why +speed natures are important. Swellow's bringing me back here
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-Justice- switched in Bronzong (Bronzong).
-Justice-: -_-
torchamp: swellow cleans up nicely
-Justice-: i let my gengar and electivire die for no reason
torchamp: yup
Mach used U-turn.
Bronzong lost 18% of its health.
torchamp switched in Taxes (Blissey ?).
Pointed stones dug into Taxes.
Taxes lost 12% of its health.
Bronzong used Gyro Ball.
Taxes lost 16% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
i switch to bliss to absorb what i thought might be an explosion, bronzongs around 60% now. I'm hoping to sleep it and ST
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Taxes used Sing.
Taxes's attack missed!
Bronzong used Explosion.
Taxes lost 90% of its health.
torchamp's Taxes fainted.
-Justice-'s Bronzong fainted.
2-1
dam it, my fear has been realized. blissey bites the big one and i'm left without anyway to take out his bliss (which i know he has as it's on all of his teams). Even though i'm up by one, he has the adavantage
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torchamp: w/e
-Justice- switched in Blissey (Blissey ?).
torchamp switched in Download (Porygonz).
Pointed stones dug into Download.
Download lost 12% of its health.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 32% of its health.
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
Download is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
i'm hoping for freeze hax here, but now that i'm paralyzed he can just boil away the damage while i'm paralyzed. I'm just trying to put bliss within KO range of swellow. Another stall war ensues with me trti attacking, him aromatherpying the status away (burn and para) and healing up. the end result is him at 97% health and me dead, marked by "HERE!" again
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Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Download lost 32% of its health.
Download used Tri Attack.
A critical hit!
Blissey lost 62% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
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torchamp: if i wasn't paralyzed, i'd be quite pleased
Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Download is paralysed! It can't move!
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
---
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Download lost 32% of its health.
Download is paralysed! It can't move!
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
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Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 34% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
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torchamp: gay on a stick
Choice Specs prohibits the use of this move.
Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 32% of its health.
Blissey was burned!
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Blissey was hurt by its burn!
Blissey lost 12% of its health.
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Blissey used Aromatherapy.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 34% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
---
Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 31% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
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torchamp: c'mon crit hax
Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 30% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
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Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 32% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
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Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 31% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
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Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 30% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
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Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 34% of its health.
Blissey is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
---
Download is paralysed! It can't move!
Blissey used Aromatherapy.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
---
Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 31% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
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-Justice-: JUST GODDAMN PARALYZE 1 TURN WITHOUT ANY INTERFERANCE PLEASE!
Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 30% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
---
Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 32% of its health.
Blissey was burned!
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Blissey was hurt by its burn!
Blissey lost 12% of its health.
---
Blissey used Aromatherapy.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 31% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
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torchamp: FREEZE!
Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Download is paralysed! It can't move!
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
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torchamp: DAM IT
-Justice-: FINALLY!
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Download lost 32% of its health.
torchamp's Download fainted.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
1-1
"HERE!" dam it all. He's at 97% and that's not low enough for swellow to OHKO with facade (it's within KO range of bliss because of stealth rock and burn orb's residual damage). I don't believe in leaving a battle unfinished so i send out swellow to meet its fate
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torchamp switched in Mach (Swellow ?).
Pointed stones dug into Mach.
Mach lost 25% of its health.
torchamp: gg
torchamp: you win
-Justice-: whew
torchamp: but i get your balls
-Justice-: i have 2 more teams
Mach used Facade.
A critical hit!
Blissey lost 148% of its health.
-Justice-'s Blissey fainted.
torchamp wins!
-Justice-: lol
-Justice-: WHAT?
torchamp: =D
Queen: LOL!
torchamp: ******* win
-Justice-: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
torchamp: warstory for sure
Queen: That was rotton!
-Justice-: rite this as warstory!
I feebly click my move and wait for swellows health to drop to 0. But what's this, blissey is dead? I read the log for an explanation, a CH! Seems i have borowed some of aktsuki's hax. It takes my opponent a second to realize what has happened. I think at this point i fell over in my chair laughing
Props:
swellow - it proved that a normal/flying besides staraptor could have success in standard
critical hax - for netting me the win
cresselia - for taking down a gyarados with multiple DDs
Slops:
weezing - it died because of shoddy lag
heracross - didn't really do anything
blissey - cause it's a fat whore
Hope you enjoyed reading this
Torchamp's team:
Mach (Swellow)
Space Duck (Cresselia)
Matadogas (Weezing)
Taxes (Blissey)
Herakrosu (Heracross)
Download (Porygon-Z)
Justice's Team:
Gyarados
Bronzong
Electivire
Gengar
Togekiss
Blissey
-Justice- sent out Gyarados (Gyarados ?).
torchamp sent out Mach (Swellow ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Mach's attack!
Queen has entered the room.
torchamp switched in Space Duck (Cresselia ?).
Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
darn, swellow gets intimidated right off the bat, i shoulda u-turned for some damage but i switched instead, don't no why. Oh well, even with a DD gyara can't touch cressy.
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Snowy Mountains has entered the room.
Gyarados used Taunt.
Space Duck fell for the taunt!
Space Duck used Thunder Wave.
Space Duck can't use Thunder Wave after the taunt!
dam, shoulda seen that comin. time to charge beam
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Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
Space Duck used Charge Beam.
It's super effective!
Gyarados lost 35% of its health.
Space Duck's special attack was raised.
i just pray i can take that ***** down before he kills me, i wish there was a vire in waiting, it would give me a free moonlight or two
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Gyarados used Waterfall.
Space Duck lost 84% of its health.
Gyarados lost 10% of its health.
Space Duck used Charge Beam.
It's super effective!
Gyarados lost 47% of its health.
at this point gyara KO's me and himself next turn
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Gyarados used Waterfall.
Space Duck lost 78% of its health.
torchamp's Space Duck fainted.
Gyarados lost 10% of its health.
-Justice-'s Gyarados fainted.
5-5
well, i lost my omniwall, but he paid a heavier price IMO
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-Justice-: ...
torchamp: if it weren't for life orb, it'd a been gg
-Justice-: i forgot to switch to electivire... AGAIN!
-Justice- switched in Electivire (Electivire ?).
torchamp switched in Mach (Swellow ?).
-Justice- switched in Bronzong (Bronzong).
Mach used Protect.
Mach protected itself!
Mach was badly poisoned!
so there was a vire in there. too bad he didn't put it in earlier, cressy would've lived. I have to switch, but at least i got to activate swellows guts.
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Mach used U-turn.
Bronzong lost 19% of its health.
torchamp switched in Herakrosu (Heracross ?).
Bronzong used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.
i idi decent enough damage and switched to hera as bronzong can't really touch it (barring psychic). Stealth rock always brings my team grief but at least zong will run in fear of CB megahorn
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-Justice- switched in Gengar (Gengar ?).
Herakrosu used Megahorn.
It's not very effective...
Gengar lost 54% of its health.
nice, unless he's specs, gengar can't KO hera, but i'd rather not take that chance
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-Justice-: ouch
torchamp: indeed
-Justice- switched in Togekiss (Togekiss ?).
torchamp switched in Taxes (Blissey ?).
Pointed stones dug into Taxes.
Taxes lost 12% of its health.
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
matchup is in my favor here, i just gotta sleep this fat blimp before it can do much
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Snowy Mountains has left the room.
Togekiss used Thunder Wave.
Taxes is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Taxes is paralysed! It can't move!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
dam, he parahax'd me
---
Togekiss used Air Slash.
Taxes lost 12% of its health.
Taxes flinched!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
alright time to start singing and sleep this thing before it does too much damage, blissey can out last it anyway
---
Togekiss used Air Slash.
Taxes lost 13% of its health.
Taxes used Sing.
Togekiss fell asleep!
Togekiss's Lum Berry cured its Sleep!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
dam, ******* lum berry. Lemme summarize the next 20 or so turns for you. I try to sing, he flinch haxes me, i put him to sleep, he wakes up, i softboil and sleep him again. I ST him to death. Just skip to where togekiss dies, it'll say "HERE!"
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Togekiss used Air Slash.
Taxes lost 13% of its health.
Taxes is paralysed! It can't move!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
---
Togekiss used Air Slash.
Taxes lost 12% of its health.
Taxes flinched!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
---
Togekiss used Air Slash.
Taxes lost 12% of its health.
Taxes flinched!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
---
Togekiss used Air Slash.
Taxes lost 12% of its health.
Taxes flinched!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
---
Togekiss used Air Slash.
Taxes lost 12% of its health.
Taxes used Sing.
Togekiss fell asleep!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
---
Togekiss is fast asleep!
Taxes used Softboiled.
Taxes restored 50% of its health.
---
Togekiss woke up!
Togekiss used Aura Sphere.
It's super effective!
Taxes lost 19% of its health.
Taxes used Seismic Toss.
Togekiss lost 27% of its health.
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
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Togekiss used Air Slash.
Taxes lost 11% of its health.
Taxes used Sing.
Taxes's attack missed!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
---
Togekiss used Air Slash.
Taxes lost 13% of its health.
Taxes flinched!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
---
Togekiss used Air Slash.
Taxes lost 13% of its health.
Taxes flinched!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
---
Togekiss used Air Slash.
Taxes lost 12% of its health.
Taxes flinched!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
---
Togekiss used Air Slash.
Taxes lost 12% of its health.
Taxes flinched!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
---
Togekiss used Air Slash.
Taxes lost 11% of its health.
Taxes used Sing.
Togekiss fell asleep!
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
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Togekiss is fast asleep!
Taxes used Softboiled.
Taxes restored 50% of its health.
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Togekiss is fast asleep!
Taxes used Seismic Toss.
Togekiss lost 27% of its health.
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Togekiss is fast asleep!
Taxes used Seismic Toss.
Togekiss lost 27% of its health.
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Togekiss is fast asleep!
Taxes used Seismic Toss.
Togekiss lost 27% of its health.
-Justice-'s Togekiss fainted.
5-4
"HERE!" things are lookin up, i'm finally in the lead
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torchamp: boo yah
-Justice-: arg
-Justice- switched in Electivire (Electivire ?).
torchamp: and my vire counter is dead :(
torchamp switched in Matadogas (Weezing ?).
Pointed stones dug into Matadogas.
Matadogas lost 12% of its health.
Electivire used Thunderbolt.
Matadogas lost 44% of its health.
Matadogas's leftovers restored its health a little!
Matadogas restored 6% of its health.
okay strategy here is to take two t-bolts and pain split him to low health and fire blast FTKO
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-Justice-: hah!
Electivire used Thunderbolt.
Matadogas lost 46% of its health.
Matadogas is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Matadogas used Haze.
Matadogas's leftovers restored its health a little!
Matadogas restored 6% of its health.
>.> god dam it. Shoddy lagged at the absolute worst moment and i ended up choosing haze. bye bye weezing, while vire is still at full
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torchamp: wtf
-Justice-: LOL!!!!!!!!!
torchamp: i used pain split
torchamp: gay
Electivire used Ice Punch.
A critical hit!
Matadogas lost 36% of its health.
torchamp's Matadogas fainted.
4-4
moment of silence for a bad play and a good pokemon. it's tied up again
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torchamp switched in Herakrosu (Heracross ?).
Pointed stones dug into Herakrosu.
Herakrosu lost 12% of its health.
-Justice-: arg
torchamp: indeed
-Justice-: both my flying types are dead
Electivire used Ice Punch.
Herakrosu lost 40% of its health.
Herakrosu was frozen solid!
Herakrosu is frozen solid!
okay, i come in to megahorn and i get freeze hax'd, wonderful, i think i've lost this.
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torchamp: @_@
-Justice-: HAHAHAH!
torchamp: funch
Queen: Oh man!
-Justice-: lol!
torchamp: do you value your balls?
torchamp: cause i have ace's
torchamp: but i could always use another pair
-Justice-: lol!
-Justice-: lol
-Justice-: lol
-Justice-: lol
-Justice-: lol
-Justice-: lol
-Justice-: lol
-Justice-: lol
Electivire used Thunderbolt.
Herakrosu lost 39% of its health.
Herakrosu is frozen solid!
bye bye hera
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-Justice-: lol
Electivire used Earthquake.
It's not very effective...
Herakrosu lost 26% of its health.
torchamp's Herakrosu fainted.
3-4
and hera dies, i've lost the lead and key pokemon, dam it all
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torchamp switched in Mach (Swellow ?).
Pointed stones dug into Mach.
Mach lost 25% of its health.
Mach used Facade.
Electivire lost 148% of its health.
-Justice-'s Electivire fainted.
Mach is hurt by poison!
Mach lost 6% of its health.
3-3
electivire eats swellow's first real attack of the match, a freakishly powerful facade.
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-Justice- switched in Gengar (Gengar ?).
Mach used Brave Bird.
Gengar lost 146% of its health.
-Justice-'s Gengar fainted.
Mach was hit by recoil!
Mach lost 15% of its health.
Mach is hurt by poison!
Mach lost 12% of its health.
3-2
this my friends is why +speed natures are important. Swellow's bringing me back here
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-Justice- switched in Bronzong (Bronzong).
-Justice-: -_-
torchamp: swellow cleans up nicely
-Justice-: i let my gengar and electivire die for no reason
torchamp: yup
Mach used U-turn.
Bronzong lost 18% of its health.
torchamp switched in Taxes (Blissey ?).
Pointed stones dug into Taxes.
Taxes lost 12% of its health.
Bronzong used Gyro Ball.
Taxes lost 16% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.
Taxes's leftovers restored its health a little!
Taxes restored 6% of its health.
i switch to bliss to absorb what i thought might be an explosion, bronzongs around 60% now. I'm hoping to sleep it and ST
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Taxes used Sing.
Taxes's attack missed!
Bronzong used Explosion.
Taxes lost 90% of its health.
torchamp's Taxes fainted.
-Justice-'s Bronzong fainted.
2-1
dam it, my fear has been realized. blissey bites the big one and i'm left without anyway to take out his bliss (which i know he has as it's on all of his teams). Even though i'm up by one, he has the adavantage
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torchamp: w/e
-Justice- switched in Blissey (Blissey ?).
torchamp switched in Download (Porygonz).
Pointed stones dug into Download.
Download lost 12% of its health.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 32% of its health.
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
Download is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
i'm hoping for freeze hax here, but now that i'm paralyzed he can just boil away the damage while i'm paralyzed. I'm just trying to put bliss within KO range of swellow. Another stall war ensues with me trti attacking, him aromatherpying the status away (burn and para) and healing up. the end result is him at 97% health and me dead, marked by "HERE!" again
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Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Download lost 32% of its health.
Download used Tri Attack.
A critical hit!
Blissey lost 62% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
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torchamp: if i wasn't paralyzed, i'd be quite pleased
Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Download is paralysed! It can't move!
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
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Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Download lost 32% of its health.
Download is paralysed! It can't move!
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
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Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 34% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
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torchamp: gay on a stick
Choice Specs prohibits the use of this move.
Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 32% of its health.
Blissey was burned!
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Blissey was hurt by its burn!
Blissey lost 12% of its health.
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Blissey used Aromatherapy.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 34% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
---
Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 31% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
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torchamp: c'mon crit hax
Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 30% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
---
Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 32% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
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Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 31% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
---
Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 30% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
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Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 34% of its health.
Blissey is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
---
Download is paralysed! It can't move!
Blissey used Aromatherapy.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
---
Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 31% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
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-Justice-: JUST GODDAMN PARALYZE 1 TURN WITHOUT ANY INTERFERANCE PLEASE!
Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 30% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
---
Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 32% of its health.
Blissey was burned!
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Blissey was hurt by its burn!
Blissey lost 12% of its health.
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Blissey used Aromatherapy.
Download used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 31% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
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torchamp: FREEZE!
Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Download is paralysed! It can't move!
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
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torchamp: DAM IT
-Justice-: FINALLY!
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Download lost 32% of its health.
torchamp's Download fainted.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
1-1
"HERE!" dam it all. He's at 97% and that's not low enough for swellow to OHKO with facade (it's within KO range of bliss because of stealth rock and burn orb's residual damage). I don't believe in leaving a battle unfinished so i send out swellow to meet its fate
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torchamp switched in Mach (Swellow ?).
Pointed stones dug into Mach.
Mach lost 25% of its health.
torchamp: gg
torchamp: you win
-Justice-: whew
torchamp: but i get your balls
-Justice-: i have 2 more teams
Mach used Facade.
A critical hit!
Blissey lost 148% of its health.
-Justice-'s Blissey fainted.
torchamp wins!
-Justice-: lol
-Justice-: WHAT?
torchamp: =D
Queen: LOL!
torchamp: ******* win
-Justice-: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
torchamp: warstory for sure
Queen: That was rotton!
-Justice-: rite this as warstory!
I feebly click my move and wait for swellows health to drop to 0. But what's this, blissey is dead? I read the log for an explanation, a CH! Seems i have borowed some of aktsuki's hax. It takes my opponent a second to realize what has happened. I think at this point i fell over in my chair laughing
Props:
swellow - it proved that a normal/flying besides staraptor could have success in standard
critical hax - for netting me the win
cresselia - for taking down a gyarados with multiple DDs
Slops:
weezing - it died because of shoddy lag
heracross - didn't really do anything
blissey - cause it's a fat whore
Hope you enjoyed reading this