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Akatsuki
08-29-2007, 05:34 AM
Please bear with me and read this long warstory. It's worth it when you find out who I'm battling. Due to his preference, I will change his name, so be noted, this is not a real name.

Akatsuki's team:
Hitmontop
Articuno
Celebi
Feraligatr
Cloyster
Jolteon

Bob's team:
Bronzong
Machamp
Tyranitar
Gliscor
Blissey
Starmie

Akatsuki sent out Hitmontop (Hitmontop ?).
Bob sent out jar of flies (Bronzong).
skarm has entered the room.
Akatsuki: hi skarm
Hitmontop used Triple Kick.
jar of flies lost 4% of its health.
jar of flies lost 6% of its health.
jar of flies lost 9% of its health.
Hit 3 time(s)!
jar of flies used Hypnosis.
Hitmontop fell asleep!
jar of flies's leftovers restored its health a little!
jar of flies restored 6% of its health.

I was VERY suprised that Triple Kick did so little, with STAB and Technician.

6-6.

---
skarm: hello Akatsuki
Akatsuki switched in Celebi (Celebi).
jar of flies used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
jar of flies's leftovers restored its health a little!
jar of flies restored 6% of its health.

Skarm is a mod on Smogon, so I said hi. Stealth Rock was expected.

6-6.
---
Bob switched in dark side of the moon (Tyranitar ?).
dark side of the moon's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
A sandstorm brewed!
Celebi used Stealth Rock.
The sandstorm rages.
Celebi is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Celebi lost 6% of its health.
Celebi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Celebi restored 6% of its health.

I predicted a switch at this point, so I decided to set up Stealth Rock myself.

6-6.

---
Celebi used Leaf Storm.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
dark side of the moon lost 145% of its health.
Bob's dark side of the moon fainted.
Celebi's special attack was harshly lowered.
The sandstorm rages.
Celebi is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Celebi lost 6% of its health.
Celebi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Celebi restored 6% of its health.

Probably the pivotal move of the match. Very haxxy.

6-5.
---
Bob: oh
Akatsuki: hm....
Bob: well thats balls
Akatsuki: yeah
Bob switched in jar of flies (Bronzong).
Pointed stones dug into jar of flies.
jar of flies lost 6% of its health.
Akatsuki switched in Feraligatr (Feraligatr ?).
Pointed stones dug into Feraligatr.
Feraligatr lost 12% of its health.
jar of flies used Gyro Ball.
It's not very effective...
Feraligatr lost 22% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Feraligatr is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Feraligatr lost 6% of its health.
Feraligatr's leftovers restored its health a little!
Feraligatr restored 6% of its health.
jar of flies's leftovers restored its health a little!
jar of flies restored 6% of its health.

At this point, I decide to try to stat up against Bronzong.

6-5.
---
Feraligatr used Dragon Dance.
Feraligatr's attack was raised.
Feraligatr's speed was raised.
jar of flies used Gyro Ball.
It's not very effective...
Feraligatr lost 27% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Feraligatr is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Feraligatr lost 6% of its health.
Feraligatr's leftovers restored its health a little!
Feraligatr restored 6% of its health.
jar of flies's leftovers restored its health a little!
jar of flies restored 6% of its health.

I have to start attacking next turn, otherwise there's not much change I will KO Bronzong.

6-5.

---
Feraligatr used Waterfall.
jar of flies lost 41% of its health.
jar of flies used Gyro Ball.
It's not very effective...
Feraligatr lost 29% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Feraligatr is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Feraligatr lost 6% of its health.
Feraligatr's leftovers restored its health a little!
Feraligatr restored 6% of its health.
jar of flies's leftovers restored its health a little!
jar of flies restored 6% of its health.

I decide that I will sacrifice my noble Feraligatr so that Bronzong can be in KO range of SR.

6-5.
---
Feraligatr used Waterfall.
jar of flies lost 56% of its health.
jar of flies used Gyro Ball.
It's not very effective...
Feraligatr lost 28% of its health.
Akatsuki's Feraligatr fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
jar of flies's leftovers restored its health a little!
jar of flies restored 6% of its health.

Meh. Expected to happen.

5-5.

PLEASE KNOW THAT FROM NOW ON, I WILL OMIT LEFTOVER RECOVERY AND SANDSTORM BECAUSE THEY WILL CANCEL OUT EACH OTHER.

---
Akatsuki switched in Jolteon (Jolteon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Jolteon.
Jolteon lost 12% of its health.
Bob switched in pink robot (Blissey ?).
Pointed stones dug into pink robot.
pink robot lost 12% of its health.
Jolteon used Thunderbolt.
pink robot lost 17% of its health.
pink robot is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
The sandstorm rages.

Another hax. Hm.... lucky me today.

5-5.

---
Akatsuki switched in Hitmontop (Hitmontop ?).
Pointed stones dug into Hitmontop.
Hitmontop lost 6% of its health.
pink robot used Ice Beam.
Hitmontop lost 27% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.

Trying to get my Hitmontop to wake up.

5-5.
---
Bob switched in deadwing (Gliscor ?).
Pointed stones dug into deadwing.
deadwing lost 12% of its health.
Hitmontop is fast asleep!
The sandstorm rages.
Hitmontop is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Hitmontop lost 6% of its health.
Hitmontop's leftovers restored its health a little!
Hitmontop restored 6% of its health.
deadwing's leftovers restored its health a little!
deadwing restored 6% of its health.

Time to GTFO because I predict Aerial Ace. Plus, my Hitmontop will do diddly squat to a wall like Gliscor.

5-5.

---
Akatsuki switched in Articuno (Articuno).
Articuno is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Articuno.
Articuno lost 50% of its health.
deadwing used Rock Polish.
deadwing's speed was sharply raised.


I was majorly suprised. A BPing Gliscor. Well, who knows. I also winced at the toll of Stealth Rock on my Articuno.

5-5.

---
deadwing used Baton Pass.
Bob switched in with arms outstretched (Machamp ?).
Pointed stones dug into with arms outstretched.
with arms outstretched lost 6% of its health.
Articuno used Roost.
Articuno restored 50% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.

This spells trouble. At this point, I think I'm going to sacrifice my Articuno to see if I can get a Haze in. He probably has Stone Edge.

5-5.

---
with arms outstretched used Dynamicpunch.
Articuno lost 44% of its health.
Articuno became confused!
Articuno is confused!
Articuno used Haze.
The sandstorm rages.
Articuno is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Articuno lost 6% of its health.
with arms outstretched is buffetted by the sandstorm!
with arms outstretched lost 6% of its health.
with arms outstretched's leftovers restored its health a little!
with arms outstretched restored 6% of its health.

That suprised me. Alot. No Stone Edge. That mean's I'm safe from a sweeping Machamp.

5-5.

---
Akatsuki switched in Celebi (Celebi).
Pointed stones dug into Celebi.
Celebi lost 12% of its health.
with arms outstretched used Dynamicpunch.
It's not very effective...
Celebi lost 20% of its health.
Celebi became confused!
The sandstorm rages.

At this point, I'm really kinda pissed at the confusion.

5-5.
---
Celebi is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Celebi lost 6% of its health.
with arms outstretched used Stone Edge.
Celebi lost 25% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.

Hm..... so it does have Stone Edge. God knows why he didn't use it on my Articuno.

5-5.

---
Celebi snapped out of confusion!
Celebi used Leaf Storm.
with arms outstretched lost 52% of its health.
Celebi's special attack was harshly lowered.
with arms outstretched used Stone Edge.
Celebi lost 28% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.


I was trying to predict a switch, but alas, no. He decides to stay in. Time to kill it with Psychic then, hopefully.

5-5.

---
Celebi used Psychic.
It's super effective!
with arms outstretched lost 33% of its health.
with arms outstretched used Stone Edge.
Celebi lost 29% of its health.
Akatsuki's Celebi fainted.
The sandstorm rages.

Fine. Apparently not.

4-5.
---
Akatsuki switched in Cloyster (Cloyster ?).
Pointed stones dug into Cloyster.
Cloyster lost 25% of its health.
Cloyster used Ice Shard.
A critical hit!
with arms outstretched lost 31% of its health.
Bob's with arms outstretched fainted.
The sandstorm rages.

Stealth Rock is really taking a toll on my team. And hopefully with around 10% HP left, my Cloyster can KO with Ice Shard. It does.

4-4.

---
Bob switched in twilight to starlight (Starmie).
Pointed stones dug into twilight to starlight.
twilight to starlight lost 12% of its health.
Akatsuki switched in Jolteon (Jolteon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Jolteon.
Jolteon lost 12% of its health.
twilight to starlight used Surf.
Jolteon lost 45% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.

I'm thinking I'm going to kill it. Hopefully.

4-4.

---
Bob switched in pink robot (Blissey ?).
Pointed stones dug into pink robot.
pink robot lost 12% of its health.
Jolteon used Thunderbolt.
pink robot lost 19% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.

---
Jolteon used Thunderbolt.
pink robot lost 18% of its health.
pink robot used Wish.
pink robot made a wish!
The sandstorm rages.
---
Junior has entered the room.
pink robot used Protect.
pink robot protected itself!
Jolteon used Thunderbolt.
pink robot protected itself!
The sandstorm rages.
The wish came true!
pink robot restored 50% of its health.
---
Junior: AKAT!
Akatsuki: hi
Jolteon used Thunderbolt.
pink robot lost 17% of its health.
pink robot used Wish.
pink robot made a wish!
The sandstorm rages.

Ok. This was just a stall war. Pretty lame one too. I'm dying. Fast.

4-4.
---
pink robot used Ice Beam.
Jolteon lost 30% of its health.
Akatsuki's Jolteon fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
The wish came true!
pink robot restored 50% of its health.

Point proven.

3-4.
---
Akatsuki switched in Hitmontop (Hitmontop ?).
Pointed stones dug into Hitmontop.
Hitmontop lost 6% of its health.
Bob switched in deadwing (Gliscor ?).
Pointed stones dug into deadwing.
deadwing lost 12% of its health.
Hitmontop is fast asleep!
The sandstorm rages.
Meh. I was hoping it would wake up.

3-4.

---
Junior: Should've switched earlier. =O
Akatsuki switched in Cloyster (Cloyster ?).
Pointed stones dug into Cloyster.
Cloyster lost 25% of its health.
deadwing used Earthquake.
Cloyster lost 21% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.

I knew an attack was coming, so here comes my own physical wall, Cloyster. It takes a big dent from Stealth Rock.

3-4.
---
Bob switched in pink robot (Blissey ?).
Pointed stones dug into pink robot.
pink robot lost 12% of its health.
Cloyster used Rapid Spin.
Cloyster blew away the spikes!
pink robot lost 5% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.

Yeah. This will help my team a lot.

3-4.

---
Akatsuki: meh
Akatsuki: i think i lost this
Cloyster used Explosion.
pink robot lost 124% of its health.
Bob's pink robot fainted.
Akatsuki's Cloyster fainted.

Yay. I put the pink fat blob out of commission. Great.

2-3.


---
Akatsuki switched in Articuno (Articuno).
Articuno is exerting its pressure!
Bob switched in twilight to starlight (Starmie).
Pointed stones dug into twilight to starlight.
twilight to starlight lost 12% of its health.
twilight to starlight used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Articuno lost 26% of its health.
Articuno used Roost.
Articuno restored 50% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.

I was very suprised that Starmie did that little. Oh well, all the better.

2-3.

---
Hipmonlee has entered the room.
twilight to starlight used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Articuno lost 28% of its health.
Articuno is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Articuno used Roost.
Articuno restored 50% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.

Meh. He got a bit of hax, but that makes it even.

2-3.


---
Akatsuki: yay
Akatsuki: 2 smogon mods
Akatsuki: are watching me battle
Akatsuki: xP
twilight to starlight used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Articuno lost 26% of its health.
Articuno used Roost.
Articuno restored 50% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.

Something's not right. 2 Smogon mods watching me battle? Bob must be a famous Smogoner or something.

2-3.

---
skarm: and you're battling the head admin good work
Akatsuki: really?
Junior: Everyone is from Smogon
Junior: =/
Akatsuki: wow
Bob: skarm what the **** is wrong with you, im on an alias for a reason
Junior: So who's the mods from Smogon here?
Bob: so when i lose to people who ch my tyranitar they dont get the feeling to post a warstory
Akatsuki: everyone's here
Bob: like curt and roy
Akatsuki: a mod
Akatsuki: and an admin
twilight to starlight used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Articuno lost 28% of its health.
Articuno used Heal Bell.
The sandstorm rages.

Finally, the identity of Bob is revealed. I had no idea I was battling someone that important. The head Smogon admin? I mean, I was just looking for a plain old battle. Lucky me.

Didn't occur to me to use Heal Bell earlier. I wonder why. Now my Hitmontop's awake, and ready to fight.

2-3.
---
Junior: Who's the best?
twilight to starlight used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Articuno lost 29% of its health.
Articuno used Roost.
Articuno restored 50% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.

More stalling.

2-3.

---
Bob switched in jar of flies (Bronzong).
Pointed stones dug into jar of flies.
jar of flies lost 6% of its health.
Articuno used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
jar of flies lost 15% of its health.
Bob's jar of flies fainted.
The sandstorm rages.

For some reason, he decided to switch in Bronzong.

2-2.
---
Bob switched in deadwing (Gliscor ?).
Pointed stones dug into deadwing.
deadwing lost 12% of its health.
Junior: I said, who's the best?
Bob switched in twilight to starlight (Starmie).
Pointed stones dug into twilight to starlight.
twilight to starlight lost 12% of its health.
Articuno used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
twilight to starlight lost 19% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.

I think he misclicked. Oh well, all the better. I did some damage to Starmie. Did more than expected.

2-2.
---
Junior: lol
twilight to starlight used Recover.
twilight to starlight restored 50% of its health.
Articuno used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
twilight to starlight lost 20% of its health.
twilight to starlight was frozen solid!
The sandstorm rages.

My first name is freeze and my last name is hax. Nice meeting you.

2-2.

---
leona has entered the room.
Akatsuki: bad luck
twilight to starlight is frozen solid!
Articuno used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
twilight to starlight lost 19% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.

Hm.... Nothing he can do. Just stay frozen for a few more turns and you'll die in a nice and cold grave.

2-2.

---
Akatsuki: hm....
twilight to starlight is frozen solid!
Articuno used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
twilight to starlight lost 19% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.

Ok. Good. Keep going.

2-2.

---
twilight to starlight is frozen solid!
Articuno used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
twilight to starlight lost 37% of its health.
Bob's twilight to starlight fainted.
The sandstorm rages.

And my middle name is critical. All the better for me.

2-1.

---
Bob: you think
Akatsuki: i seem to have major hax
twilight to starlight was defrosted!
Bob switched in deadwing (Gliscor ?).
Pointed stones dug into deadwing.
deadwing lost 12% of its health.
Junior: No other attack but Ice Beam?
Akatsuki: this match
deadwing used Roost.
deadwing restored 50% of its health.
Articuno used Ice Beam.
Articuno's attack missed!
The sandstorm rages.

Meh. Sand Veil helps him out.

2-1.
---
deadwing used Rock Polish.
deadwing's speed was sharply raised.
Articuno used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
deadwing lost 158% of its health.
Bob's deadwing fainted.
Akatsuki wins!
Junior: gg
Akatsuki: gg
Bob: gg

Lesson, guys and gals, is that anyone you battle on Shoddy can be someone important.

shineyaltaria
08-29-2007, 06:04 PM
A long read but worth it. It must have been fun when you realized why the other mods had started watching, and even more fun when you got the freeze hax/critical. Wonder if he is taking any ribbing lol.

Zombiemaster_nc
08-29-2007, 07:20 PM
gg Akatsuki. Mainly the only reason i clicked on it was because you posted it.
Here's a lesson

If you ever see Akatsuki's name under a warstory...for the love of God Click.

WildAce
08-29-2007, 08:36 PM
Congrats "Hax Master".
I would say you won only because of Hax, however I simply can not since you used a team of:

2 OU
2 BL
2 UU

In any case, keep up the good work and the excellent Warstories :cool:

-Airknight-
08-29-2007, 08:47 PM
Nice battle. You know you're awesome when you're the most respected Pokemon-er around. xD.

But yeah, chaos has contributed so much to the game, it's unbelievable.

Articuno is beast.

WildAce
08-29-2007, 09:04 PM
You know you're awesome when you're the most respected Pokemon-er around. xD.

So tempted to quote that....:p

Junior
08-29-2007, 11:23 PM
Good job Akatsuki. If I knew that you were gunna post this before hand, I wouldn't be saying anything, lol.

Anyway, ncie battle. GG.

Preparetostrike
08-29-2007, 11:26 PM
how can somebody watch u battle lol that machamp let it live.

WildAce
08-30-2007, 12:11 AM
how can somebody watch u battle

It's Shoddy Battle, not WIFI.

lol that machamp let it live.

A simple misprediction on Chaos's part / an over-prediction on Akatsuki's part.

Chaos expected Akatsuki to switch to a Ground type to take the Stone Edge, so he went for Dynamic Punch.
Akatsuki decided to stay in and absorb the Dynamic Punch.

Akatsuki
08-30-2007, 02:12 AM
Wow. Thanks for the compliments guys. I'll promise to start posting more warstories, if you guys want.



And Wace, chaos said this: don't capitalize the "C" in chaos unless you want me to kick you in the f****** balls. xP

Better to listen to what he says.

WildAce
08-30-2007, 02:15 PM
And Wace, chaos said this: don't capitalize the "C" in chaos unless you want me to kick you in the f****** balls. xP

Better to listen to what he says.

On Smogon, I'll remember that.
However, THIS....IS....SPAR..er..hm.....POJO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Akatsuki
08-31-2007, 02:15 AM
*Kicks WildAce in the balls and runs*



Anyways, I think this was rather interesting. I liked his nicknames.

Zombiemaster_nc
08-31-2007, 07:10 PM
Yeah Akat, you need to post more warstories. Chaos, Chaos, Chaos, Chaos, CHAOS!!!!!!!!

Akatsuki
09-01-2007, 02:47 AM
I posted another one.

WildAce, stop abusing your Mod powers and FYI, you don't have a Metal Cup, because my Magnezone has Magnet Pull and pulled it away. = D

Junior
09-01-2007, 04:58 AM
Lmao, FYI, abusing Mod power is very fun. VERY fun. Ain't that right Wace? xD

Oh yeah, I told you Triple Kick sucks. It doesn't do very much damage. I took him out of my team. I was expecting Triple Kick to deal up to 20% at least.

Akatsuki
09-01-2007, 07:33 PM
Yeah. I think I'd better stick to Close Combat from now on for my Hitmontop. I was REALLY surprised that my Hitmontop did so little to Bronzong. Hopefully Close Combat can do more.