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dabom88
07-24-2007, 05:19 PM
I haven't seen any Warstories posted here on Pojo, so I'm not sure whether this belongs here, but I can't think of anywhere else to put it, since it isn't about building teams, nor am I requesting a Battle. But if any mods think that it belongs on the battling boards, just move this topic. I'm hoping to start a trend in Warstories on Pojo to help more of the beginning trainers here familiarize themselves with the Metagame.



I've been enjoying Shoddy, and I'm happy about this close game.

Xtreemmasheen3k2's team (me):
Salamence
Infernape
Skarmory
Blissey
Garchomp
Cresselia

Gaara's team:
Breloom
Manaphy
Garchomp
Gallade
Blissey
Alakazam

xtreemmasheen3k2 sent out Salamence.
Gaara sent out Breloom.
Salamence's intimidate cut Breloom's attack!

Guessing game for me. Breloom's attack has been cut by Intimidate, but who will he switch to?

Salamence used Fire Blast.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Breloom lost 249% of its health.
Gaara's Breloom fainted.
Me:6 Gaara: 5

..... well, that was probably a mistake on Gaara's part, he should have known that all standard Salamences carry one Fire Attack to deal with steels. I now have the advantage by reducing him to 1 Poke and Salamence still having full life.

Gaara switched in Manaphy.

OOOOO a Manaphy. I greatly fear Manaphy and its Hydroresting capabilities. Better take him out now.

Manaphy used Tail Glow.
Manaphy's special attack was sharply raised.
Salamence used Dragon Claw.
A critical hit!
Manaphy lost 89% of its health.
Manaphy's Salac Berry raised its speed!

He was expecting me to switch like any competant trainer knowing that he's up against an Ice Beam would do. However, my Salamence isn't your typitcal Salamence, though that critical hit was h4x luck on my part.

Manaphy used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Salamence lost 231% of its health.
Salamence hung on using its Focus Sash!
Salamence used Dragon Claw.
Manaphy lost 45% of its health.
Gaara's Manaphy fainted.
Me: 6 Gaara: 4

HA! Not enough people expect Focus Sash'd Salamence, though I know I would not have been able to KO Manaphy had he decided to Ice Beam from the get-go, since he was faster than me even without the Salac boost. 'course, really goes to show you how hard it is to really predict Salamence.

Gaara switched in Garchomp.
Garchomp used Swords Dance.
Garchomp's attack was sharply raised.
Salamence used Dragon Claw.
It's super effective!
Garchomp lost 91% of its health.

Once again, he fails to predict my switch-out and gets nailed as a consequence.

Garchomp used Dragon Claw.
It's super effective!
Salamence lost 226% of its health.
xtreemmasheen3k2's Salamence fainted.
Me: 5 gaara: 4

Nice job Salamence. Managed to take out 2 Pokemon and get another into KO range.

xtreemmasheen3k2 switched in Infernape.
Infernape used Grass Knot.
Garchomp lost 28% of its health.
Gaara's Garchomp fainted.
Infernape lost 10% of its health.
Me: 5 Gaara: 3

Infernape has higher Base Speed, and even then, most SD Chomps are Adament anyway. it's all thanks to Salamence for getting Garchomp into KO range.

Gaara switched in Gallade.
Gallade used Psycho Cut.
It's super effective!
Infernape lost 116% of its health.
xtreemmasheen3k2's Infernape fainted.
Me: 4 Gaar: 3

Gallade shouldn't be faster than Infernape, but I didn't realize that it was Scarf'd until after he sent my Nape to the Pokemon center. Now knowing that, however, I knew I had a free turn to Stealth Rock.

xtreemmasheen3k2 switched in Skarmory.
Gaara switched in Blissey.
Skarmory used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!

Stealth Rock is in play. Now to figure out what kind of Blissey that is. If it's a TWave Blissey like so many Blisseys are, i can get prepared to switch in Garchomp the next time I see it.

xtreemmasheen3k2 switched in Blissey.
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
Blissey is paralysed! It may be unable to move!

Ha, like Blissey cares about being Paralyzed with Natural Cure, or getting her speed cut. Now the next time I see Blissey I can get Garchomp ready to KO it.

Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Blissey lost 14% of its health.
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
Blissey is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Blissey's leftovers restored a little health!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.

I was expecting him to switch out to Gallade again since Blissey v. Blissey just turns into a stall battle.

Gaara switched in Gallade.
Pointed stones dug into Gallade.
Gallade lost 6% of its health.
Blissey is paralysed! It can't move!
Blissey's leftovers restored a little health!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.

Stupid Parah4x.

xtreemmasheen3k2 switched in Skarmory.
Gallade used Close Combat.
A critical hit!
Skarmory lost 69% of its health.
Gallade's defence was lowered.
Gallade's special defence was lowered.
Skarmory's leftovers restored a little health!
Skarmory restored 6% of its health.

Damn critical h4x, now my Skarmory's at 37 percent. Well, if 69's a Critical hit, 69/2 = 34.5, which should give me just enough HP to survive and roost, and I'll roost anyway if he decides to switch to his special sweeper.

Gallade used Close Combat.
A critical hit!
Skarmory lost 72% of its health.
xtreemmasheen3k2's Skarmory fainted.
Gallade's defence was lowered.
Gallade's special defence was lowered.
Me: 3 Gaara: 3

**** YOU CRITICAL H4X. 2 Critical hits in a row is bull****. Well, Gallade quickly managed to close the gap that my Salamence had created.

With his defenses critically low, might as well KO him.

xtreemmasheen3k2 switched in Garchomp.
Gallade used Close Combat.
Garchomp lost 62% of its health.
Gallade's defence was lowered.
Gallade's special defence was lowered.
Garchomp used Dragon Claw.
Gallade lost 254% of its health.
Gaara's Gallade fainted.
Garchomp lost 10% of its health.
Me: 3 Gaara: 2

Well, he took out more HP than I expected. Garchomp's now holding out with only 28 percent.

Gaara switched in Alakazam.
Pointed stones dug into Alakazam.
Alakazam lost 12% of its health.

Well, Special Sweeper, you know what's coming.

xtreemmasheen3k2 switched in Blissey.
Alakazam used Focus Blast.
It's super effective!
Blissey lost 51% of its health.
Alakazam lost 10% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored a little health!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.


Hmmmm, he predicted rather well.

Alakazam used Focus Blast.
Alakazam's attack missed!
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
Alakazam is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Blissey is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Blissey's leftovers restored a little health!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.

Ha, I've managed to cripple his speed.

Alakazam used Focus Blast.
It's super effective!
Blissey lost 48% of its health.
Blissey's defence was lowered.
Alakazam lost 10% of its health.
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Alakazam lost 40% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored a little health!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.

WTF? Even at 25% Speed, he still outspeeds Blissey? Bull****.

Alakazam used Psychic.
Blissey lost 27% of its health.
xtreemmasheen3k2's Blissey fainted.
Alakazam lost 10% of its health.
Me: 2 Gaara: 2

Well, that sucked. However, the turns Blissey spent stalling Alakazam would make a difference in the end. Well, might as well send in my last wall.

xtreemmasheen3k2 switched in Cresselia.
Gaara switched in Blissey.
Pointed stones dug into Blissey.
Blissey lost 12% of its health.
Cresselia used Ice Beam.
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Blissey was frozen solid!
Blissey's leftovers restored a little health!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.

Well, I guess the h4x god is fair and just after all. He'd better have been after 2 BS criticals like before.

Cresselia used Light Screen.
A barrier was formed!
Blissey is frozen solid!
Blissey's leftovers restored a little health!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.

This is actually where I failed to realize that he had been frozen. Otherwise, I would have done my next turn sooner.....

xtreemmasheen3k2 switched in Garchomp.
Blissey is frozen solid!
Blissey's leftovers restored a little health!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.

Time to knock out miss Bliss.

Garchomp used Earthquake.
Blissey lost 71% of its health.
Garchomp lost 10% of its health.
Blissey was defrosted!
Blissey used Aromatherapy.
Blissey's leftovers restored a little health!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.

Crap, Alakazam is at full speed now.

Garchomp used Earthquake.
Blissey lost 63% of its health.
Gaara's Blissey fainted.
Garchomp lost 10% of its health.
Me: 2 Gaara: 1

Well, I thought I could manage to sweep him but....

Gaara switched in Alakazam.
Pointed stones dug into Alakazam.
Alakazam lost 12% of its health.
Alakazam used Shadow Ball.
Garchomp lost 22% of its health.
xtreemmasheen3k2's Garchomp fainted.
Alakazam lost 10% of its health.
Gaara's Alakazam fainted.
xtreemmasheen3k2 wins!

Well, that was anti-climactic. Yeah, those Life Orb shots will eventually take their toll and with a Life Orb, you have to remember that you're only out there for 10-11 attacks at the most, and even less when there's Stealth Rocks and Spikes involved, which hurts if you're facing a team that's half walls like mine. I would have survived at least one more turn though. Those Life Orbs and Stealth Rocks really managed to add up.

Yeah, I forgot that Blissey had used Aromatherapy, and I made WAY too many mistakes this game.

Props:
-Salamence for being an AWESOME lead. Taking out annoyers like Breloom and -Manaphy really helped to make this battle a bit more straightfoward for me.
-Gallade for managing to get the jump on me, that's never gonna happen again.
-Skarmory for making a difference with its Stealth Rock against Alakazam's Life Orb.
-Garchomp for doing his sweeping duties just as well as Infernape and Salamence.
-Alakazam predicting the Blissey switch
-Blissey for managing to get a few hits in on Alakazam and thereby wasting more Life Orb turns. really made a difference in the end.

Slops:
Woah, where to start.
-Gaara for really messing up on his prediction early on. Why the hell did you stay in agaisnt Salamence early on? You should have just predicted the fire attack and switched to Manaphy. I mean, come on, did you really think you'd do anything against Salamence with BRELOOM?
-And of course, Manaphy for not attacking from the get-go.
-And not finishing off Salamence when Garchomp had the chance. Did you really think i would be switching Salamence when he was dead already?
-2 Critical hits in a row against Skarmory. **** that. But upon thinking about it, that was probably karmic paybac for criticalling Manaphy that early on in the match.
-Alakazam still outspeeding Blissey while paralyzed?
-Not switching in Garchomp after Blissey was KO'd because of forgetting the result of her sacrifice: Alakazam was Paralyzed and easily outsped by Garchomp. Almost cost me the game had I not frozen Blissey.
-And of course, Gaara, for lacking hatred.......

Player of the game, my team, and best overall: Salamence
Overall, the player of the game on my team goes to Salamence for making the difference early on. When 2 of your pokes are knocked out that early on in the game on top a third one being critically injured, that pretty much means that Salamence took out half of his team almost singlehandedly, making it really hard to come back, a real testament to its power as a lead.

Player of the game, opponent's team: Gallade.
Galade was pretty much the equalizer in it all that made sure he wasn't swept. Gallade managed to KO Infernape with an unexpected Choice Scarf and, despite the fact that 2 critical hits in a row is BS, managed to KO my Skarm and get my Garchomp within KO range.

Overall, I just need to worry about the Wall of Text of death next time. Game would have ended a lot quicker if I remembered Zam was paralyzed or that Blissey was frozen.

I'll try to make my next Warstory more interesting and not just have random cursing in it.

WildAce
07-24-2007, 05:44 PM
Unless I hear otherwise, I don't see a problem with Warstories in the Gossip Section.

Elly
07-24-2007, 05:46 PM
I haven't seen any Warstories posted here on Pojo,

Not worth the effort.

WildAce
07-24-2007, 05:50 PM
**** YOU CRITICAL H4X. 2 Critical hits in a row is bull****.


Damn, that sucked.....

WTF? Even at 25% Speed, he still outspeeds Blissey? Bull****.

Synchronize Paralyzed Blissey as well :p

Next time, post a Warstory that is pretty close in terms of who won.
Also, try to include who's winning after a PKMN is knocked out (i.e. "6-5").

Additional Comment:

Not worth the effort.

Well, it was entertaining to read them in the RSE section here.

Eyesh
07-24-2007, 05:53 PM
Alakazam used Focus Blast.
Alakazam's attack missed!
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
Alakazam is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Blissey is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Blissey's leftovers restored a little health!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.

Ha, I've managed to cripple his speed.

Alakazam used Focus Blast.
It's super effective!
Blissey lost 48% of its health.
Blissey's defence was lowered.
Alakazam lost 10% of its health.
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Alakazam lost 40% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored a little health!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.

WTF? Even at 25% Speed, he still outspeeds Blissey? Bull****.

You might notice something in these 2 Moves. Blissey was affected my Alakazam's Synchronize, which Paralyzed it too. So, it wasn't bull when Alakazam outsped Blissey for the Focus Blast. Both are Paralyzed, so Speed stays the same.

Think about that next time you think about Paralyzing an Alakazam. It might save yourself from Paralysis.

dabom88
07-24-2007, 06:23 PM
Ah, I c now. Like I said, I guess I fell victim to the wall of text that is Shoddy Battle. I wont edit the part about Blissey being paralyzed because I'm willing to admit that I made a mistake, but I will take Ace's suggestion and write down the scores.

And Ace, is 1-0 not close enough for you? My Salamence may have swept early on, but Gallade close that gap quite quickly, the game only ended because of Life Orb.

WildAce
07-24-2007, 07:26 PM
And Ace, is 1-0 not close enough for you? My Salamence may have swept early on, but Gallade close that gap quite quickly, the game only ended because of Life Orb.

Aah.
Guess I lost count:p.
Well, more the reason to put the score after a PKMN is KOed.

Anbu_Zim
07-24-2007, 07:46 PM
Sychronize is mean.....lol... Its really good outside of battle aswell.

nogard
07-25-2007, 02:53 AM
how do u guys know the % of damage

Junior
07-25-2007, 04:02 AM
Wow.. close yet far battle. xDD Pretty cool. Haven't seen such a battle in quite a while.

Aah.
Guess I lost count:p.
Well, more the reason to put the score after a PKMN is KOed.

I think there should be a, "The OFFICIAL Warstory Report Thread".

dabom88
07-25-2007, 08:13 AM
how do u guys know the % of damage

It's an online battling program called Shoddy Battle. You make a team and battle it online.

Xing*
07-25-2007, 09:11 AM
I think there should be a, "The OFFICIAL Warstory Report Thread".

The Pokemon secton of Pojo is becoming more and more like Smogon. O.o

Nice warstory. You haxed him and he haxed you back.:p I'm so glads Close Combat was made to destroy Skarms.:D

Choche
07-25-2007, 11:29 AM
It's an online battling program called Shoddy Battle. You make a team and battle it online.
do you download it?? if so where can i do it <_<

Elly
07-25-2007, 11:33 AM
The Pokemon secton of Pojo is becoming more and more like Smogon. O.o


Doubtful of that statement.

Xing*
07-25-2007, 11:36 AM
Doubtful of that statement.

Why ?

dabom88
07-25-2007, 05:46 PM
do you download it?? if so where can i do it <_<

www.shoddybattle.com

Junior
07-25-2007, 11:46 PM
Thanks for the link. :D I should start too. xD