CaptainBlue369x
04-27-2004, 09:32 AM
1 (http://www.pojo.biz/board/showthread.php?t=26809)
In the Australian outback, there was no civilisation. No humanity, the so-called rulers of Earth. But there, the greatest champion ever to walk the Earth was born in an event caused by humans. As a young Kangaroo hopped about enjoying his simple life, something extraordinary happened. A nuke was accidentally launched. A combination of that, and cinnamon in the kangaroo’s mouth, resulted in the creation of . . .
Super Kangaroo
ATTACK OF THE CRABMEN!
The water began to quiver. The sea was captured by a ferocious storm. Waves circled out from a central point that began to bubble. A disc-shaped craft rose from the ocean. It had a small window on the top and massive crab-like claws on the front. Hundreds more burst from the sea all around it. And in front of them all rose a dark figure. The army drifted over Manhattan and landed in Times Square.
The man suddenly appeared on TV screens the world over. He spoke, in the tongues of whomever he was speaking to. In English, the words were.
“Life forms of Earth. Surrender your planet. We have awoken from our thousand year slumber and want our planet back. We are the crab-men, and I am Volt, lord of all life. You have one human hour to decide. Good bye!”
In a school in Wells, Somerset, England, two young boys sat droopily. They were enduring a mind-numbingly boring maths lesson, when the TV suddenly burst into life. Volt appeared on the screen. His head was like a crab’s head. He had big, yellow eyes and was wearing a very dark blue cape. He issued his demands, which threw the classroom into a frenzy.
During the madness, the two boys snuck out. They were both wearing their rather drab school uniform. One had scruffy, light-brown hair. He was Lou. The second had bowl cut very dark hair. He was Michael.
Lou pulled a small blue deice from his pocket. It was in the shape of a number seven. At the bottom was a small silver microphone. He tapped it and it beeped. A few seconds later it beeped again. Lou put it to the side of his head and spoke.
“Super Kangaroo, are you near a TV?”
“I’ll just head to Tokyo, I’m only a few miles off.” replied Super Kangaroo’s voice from the other end.
“Interference.” announce Lou to Mike. “He’s travelling too fast.”
“I just watched the loop.” replied Super Kangaroo. “I’m on my way to New York. I wouldn’t hold the SKC too close. I’m going to break the sound barrier.”
“He’s on his way.” announced Lou. “Assemble Team Super!”
“I’m on it!” replied Mike, drawing his own Super Kangaroo Communicator, or SKC. He beeped it and waited for five beeps. When they had all come, he began to speak. “Super Kangaroo’s on his way to NY to take on Volt. Keep on stand by, he may need help.
Meanwhile, Super Kangaroo landed in front of Volt. He ran at the Crab Man, but Volt dodged the blow. Twenty Crab Men marched at Super Kangaroo. They had flaps under their mouths, and pincers for hands. Volt walked into his vessel to prepare plans, shunning our awesome hero. Super Kangaroo’s eyes began to glow red. He spun around, making a tornado of red laser. He slammed into each Crab Man, knocking them out.
“Come and face me, Volt.” ordered Super Kangaroo. Volt clicked his pincers and a hundred Crab Men exited the vessels. Each one held a strange tube. The tubes had dishes above them. They scanned Super Kangaroo, and then shot out beams of blue energy.
Mike was watching on a TV. He alerted the Team. “The two of you who are immune to Anti-plutonic Cinnamon, go back up Super Kangaroo.”
Super Kangaroo was lying on the floor, near defeat. Suddenly, a man and a Kangaroo jumped from the building tops.
“Human X, take out the Crab Men.” ordered the Kangaroo, who was wearing a blue cape. The man was in all white, except a re X on his chest, a red cape and shades over his eyes. Other than that, he was wearing total white leather. He ran into each Crab Man and punched them away. The Kangaroo bounced over to Super Kangaroo and grabbed him, then bounced away.
“Thanks, Mega Kangaroo.” stated Super Kangaroo. Volt growled from within his ship.
“Send out the abomination!” he ordered.
In the Australian outback, there was no civilisation. No humanity, the so-called rulers of Earth. But there, the greatest champion ever to walk the Earth was born in an event caused by humans. As a young Kangaroo hopped about enjoying his simple life, something extraordinary happened. A nuke was accidentally launched. A combination of that, and cinnamon in the kangaroo’s mouth, resulted in the creation of . . .
Super Kangaroo
ATTACK OF THE CRABMEN!
The water began to quiver. The sea was captured by a ferocious storm. Waves circled out from a central point that began to bubble. A disc-shaped craft rose from the ocean. It had a small window on the top and massive crab-like claws on the front. Hundreds more burst from the sea all around it. And in front of them all rose a dark figure. The army drifted over Manhattan and landed in Times Square.
The man suddenly appeared on TV screens the world over. He spoke, in the tongues of whomever he was speaking to. In English, the words were.
“Life forms of Earth. Surrender your planet. We have awoken from our thousand year slumber and want our planet back. We are the crab-men, and I am Volt, lord of all life. You have one human hour to decide. Good bye!”
In a school in Wells, Somerset, England, two young boys sat droopily. They were enduring a mind-numbingly boring maths lesson, when the TV suddenly burst into life. Volt appeared on the screen. His head was like a crab’s head. He had big, yellow eyes and was wearing a very dark blue cape. He issued his demands, which threw the classroom into a frenzy.
During the madness, the two boys snuck out. They were both wearing their rather drab school uniform. One had scruffy, light-brown hair. He was Lou. The second had bowl cut very dark hair. He was Michael.
Lou pulled a small blue deice from his pocket. It was in the shape of a number seven. At the bottom was a small silver microphone. He tapped it and it beeped. A few seconds later it beeped again. Lou put it to the side of his head and spoke.
“Super Kangaroo, are you near a TV?”
“I’ll just head to Tokyo, I’m only a few miles off.” replied Super Kangaroo’s voice from the other end.
“Interference.” announce Lou to Mike. “He’s travelling too fast.”
“I just watched the loop.” replied Super Kangaroo. “I’m on my way to New York. I wouldn’t hold the SKC too close. I’m going to break the sound barrier.”
“He’s on his way.” announced Lou. “Assemble Team Super!”
“I’m on it!” replied Mike, drawing his own Super Kangaroo Communicator, or SKC. He beeped it and waited for five beeps. When they had all come, he began to speak. “Super Kangaroo’s on his way to NY to take on Volt. Keep on stand by, he may need help.
Meanwhile, Super Kangaroo landed in front of Volt. He ran at the Crab Man, but Volt dodged the blow. Twenty Crab Men marched at Super Kangaroo. They had flaps under their mouths, and pincers for hands. Volt walked into his vessel to prepare plans, shunning our awesome hero. Super Kangaroo’s eyes began to glow red. He spun around, making a tornado of red laser. He slammed into each Crab Man, knocking them out.
“Come and face me, Volt.” ordered Super Kangaroo. Volt clicked his pincers and a hundred Crab Men exited the vessels. Each one held a strange tube. The tubes had dishes above them. They scanned Super Kangaroo, and then shot out beams of blue energy.
Mike was watching on a TV. He alerted the Team. “The two of you who are immune to Anti-plutonic Cinnamon, go back up Super Kangaroo.”
Super Kangaroo was lying on the floor, near defeat. Suddenly, a man and a Kangaroo jumped from the building tops.
“Human X, take out the Crab Men.” ordered the Kangaroo, who was wearing a blue cape. The man was in all white, except a re X on his chest, a red cape and shades over his eyes. Other than that, he was wearing total white leather. He ran into each Crab Man and punched them away. The Kangaroo bounced over to Super Kangaroo and grabbed him, then bounced away.
“Thanks, Mega Kangaroo.” stated Super Kangaroo. Volt growled from within his ship.
“Send out the abomination!” he ordered.