Favorite Quote

[Sunset Rider]

What is your favorite quote from the show? Mine is when Kaiba is in the Virtual World and is on the motorcycle when he sees Lector(dressed as Jinzo) and yells, "Get outta the road!"

[Spike15]

What is your favorite quote from the show? Mine is when Kaiba is in the Virtual World and is on the motorcycle when he sees lectre(dressed as Jinzo) and yells, "Get outta the road!"

Ditto...

...it's "Lector"...

Spike15

[MetallicPyreal]

Actually, his name is "Daimon" or "Big #5." "Lector" is a dub name.

Fav quote, huh...

"Sleep for 1000 years, Bakura!"
~Pharaoh Atem, episode 210 or 211

[Lil' Yugi]

Origional
Yugi, Go to hell by the hand of god.


Sub.
I'm going to blow this towel XD

Dub
Kaiba, this is the beginning of the end...Kuriboh, in ATK mode.

[Warakia]

"You cannot kill me!, for I am the shadows, and the shadows never die!"

Best Yami Bakura quote ever! :p

[InfamousJ]

I'm going to have to go with one of the finger pointing goon scenes:

"Mr. Pegasus would like to have a word with you."
*Kaiba hurls a chair at them*
"You'll never take me alive!"
*grabs briefcase and crashes through the window*

[cyber ape]

What is your favorite quote from the show? Mine is when Kaiba is in the Virtual World and is on the motorcycle when he sees Lector(dressed as Jinzo) and yells, "Get outta the road!"

Wow that's actually really funny ><

Original:

"Gorgonzola Chiizu!"~Chronos de Medici
"I'm such a good drawer"~Kaiba

Dub:

"Wait up Tea! Your legs are longer than mine!"~Yuugi

"I don't like parties"~Kaiba

"Let's play a game! It's called guess my facial hair. Come on! I must have atleast one whisker."~Tristan

Joey: Hey! Let go of that!
Keith: Grr!
Joey: It's my pizza!

"Glazes and crullers and cream fills and........GIGANTIC DONUTS!"~Joey

[_Godot_]

I'm going to have to go with one of the finger pointing goon scenes:

"Mr. Pegasus would like to have a word with you."
*Kaiba hurls a chair at them*
"You'll never take me alive!"
*grabs briefcase and crashes through the window*

That was a good one. I liked the one where Joey yells the big about the gift that just keeps on giving at Valon and Rafael and Alister.

[BlackDragonKing]

Kaiba: I'm here to chew gum and kick ***. And right now, I'm outta gum.

[Dark_Dragon943]

Joey: Hey! Let go of that!
Keith: Grr!
Joey: It's my pizza!

"Glazes and crullers and cream fills and........GIGANTIC DONUTS!"~JoeyI liked those. I remember when I first saw them, they were awesome... :p

[Warakia]

Another few interesting quotes, these ones are from Majyome-san.

"Dueling is 99% intellegence and 1% luck"

"Now feel the flames of my burning hatred!"

"Go now Misawa! Vanish from this school!"

These were the good ol' days before poor Manjyome became such a pushover. :(

[Emnm]

"You cannot kill me!, for I am the shadows, and the shadows never die!"

Best Yami Bakura quote ever! :p

Also another favorite quote of his.

"Lets check the damage... then cause some more."

[Lil' Yugi]

Also another favorite quote of his.

"Lets check the damage... then cause some more."

Yami no Malik said that in the dub...

[yamicell2501]

"Die, Yugi! Death Meteor!" - Malik

"I will show you god..." - Seto

"A duelist's loss is determained by his mistakes. I can tell you now, Yugi-boy, I never make a mistake." - Pegasus

"Wait for me...Yugi...Malik. *insert cool manical laugh only he can pull off*" - Yami no Bakura

"It's not a monster...IT'S A GOD!" - Malik

[MokeyMonkey]

my favorite line is where seto kaiba finishes dueling on the airplane jumps off and sees yugi and yugi says:
Yugi:"Kaiba you must join with us it is your destiny"

Kaiba:"humph.. if i had a dime every time you said destiny I'd be even richer"

classic.

[Lil' Yugi]

Oh I forgot about one

"JOUNOUCHI FIRE!!!!"

[Warakia]

Yami no Malik said that in the dub...

Even if Malik said it...it still sounded really cool! :p

[Lil' Yugi]

Even if Malik said it...it still sounded really cool! :p

Did he say that in the origional or was that just dub?

[cyber ape]

Kaiba: I'm here to chew gum and kick ***. And right now, I'm outta gum.

Are you sure that was Kaiba? I was pretty sure people said that casually.

"Lets check the damage... then cause some more."

Actually Yami Marik said that while going through Noa's base.

Hmm...

Oh yeah, more dub quotes:

Croquette: Pegasus added a special ingredient to your soups.
Tea: Ah! It's staring at me!
Tristan: Hey! Mine's eyeball-free...

"Good luck Pharaoh, and pray with your soul that Ra ends up on the bottom."~Yami Marik

[Lil' Yugi]

Are you sure that was Kaiba? I was pretty sure people said that casually.

I think he said that in a video game, or so I hear.



Actually Yami Marik said that while going through Noa's base.

In the dub it was when he went to take Ra back from Mai.



"Good luck Pharaoh, and pray with your soul that Ra ends up on the bottom."~Yami Marik

The Dub does have its cool moments :D

[Warakia]

"Good luck Pharaoh, and pray with your soul that Ra ends up on the bottom."~Yami Marik

Yeah I have a particluar liking to that quote as well. :D

[Lil' Yugi]

Yeah I have a particluar liking to that quote as well. :D

Yup, I think it is sig worthy :D

[Warakia]

Yup, I think it is sig worthy :D

So it seems....lol :D

[WEEE]

Actually Yami Marik said that while going through Noa's base.

Hmm...

Oh yeah, more dub quotes:

Croquette: Pegasus added a special ingredient to your soups.
Tea: Ah! It's staring at me!
Tristan: Hey! Mine's eyeball-free...

"Good luck Pharaoh, and pray with your soul that Ra ends up on the bottom."~Yami Marik


wow u really need a life dont u

[Romancer]

The best English vocal in the entire series was when Malik first meets Yami Bakura in the alley. He hops off his bike and says...

Malik - "My name is Malik Istal..." (Or something along those lines.)

Yami Bakura - "I don't care."

[Dascove]

"Lets check the damage... then cause some more."- Yami Marik

One of my favorites.:D

[RareHunterX]

Joey: So are we going or what?
Kaiba: What do you think Genius?
Joey: i detect a note of sarcasm there Rich boy
Kaiba: Really?


Yami Bakura: Nameless Pharoah, when the door to the memory world is opened, the Ultimate game over 3000 years will start, hahahahaha.
Said in Episode 199 at the start.

[yami hou]

I'm not sure if it was in the original, but one of my favorite lines from the manga, Atem vs. the puppeteer:
Atemu: Are you ready? This is Kaiba's Anger!! Burn.

And the original:
Kaiba: Heh heh...I will show you God...

Dub:
Kaiba: Now, I activate...THE FANG OF CRITIAS!!
Alister: W-what?! There's no such card in the game!
Kaiba: Then what do you call this?!

[Bokuto_No_Ryu]

Dub:
Kaiba: Don't you have someone else to annoy?
Joey: Not at the moment.

Manga:
Atem: Keep the lighter. You can take it with you...to Hell!

Best line ever:
Atem: It's not always about you, Seto Kaiba. (About time someone said it...)

[MetallicPyreal]

wow u really need a life dont u
Just because he knows more about it then you do doesn't mean that he doesn't have a life. Do you come online to make yourself feel better by flaming people?

[mesocoollikeme]

my favorite line is where seto kaiba finishes dueling on the airplane jumps off and sees yugi and yugi says:
Yugi:"Kaiba you must join with us it is your destiny"

Kaiba:"humph.. if i had a dime every time you said destiny I'd be even richer"

classic.

shows both personalities! lol

[MokeyMonkey]

shows both personalities! lol

yes it really does. (lol)

[kaze950]

Alot of Bakra quotes are good.

"Even you can't defeat my Diabound....I'll paint the walls of the palace with your blood..."

[Makino]

Dub:

Valon: "The kid's got spunk, reminds me of me self. Only dumber and less attractive..."

[Horo Horo]

Yami Bakura: BINGO!! :D

[Lil' Yugi]

Joey: Nobody, but nobody, calls me a nobody. Hmph, buntch a nobodies...


XDDDDDDDDDDD Even more sig worthy

[Bunnyzilla]

After Joey plays the Time Hammer in duel with Mai:
Valon:thanks for the counting lesson! will your next attack teach us the alphabet?*sarcasm*

[Lipid Inpachi]

I dont know much about the japanese versions but I like the quote where Kaiba throws the card at the dude and makes the control slip out of his hands XD

"Fear the power of my Blue Eyes White Dragon!!!" *throws card*
If I was the guy with the control I would have taken it and ripped it :p

[kingofgames3]

"JOUNOUCHI FIRE!!!!"

This one is my favorite too.

[Snake Eyes 32]

I challenge you boogerwolf.

[BlackDragonKing]

Kaiba: Yugi, if you don't attack me, you might as well slit your throat with your own cards.

Kaiba is such a badass sometimes! XD

[Ryusaki]

Kaiba: Yugi, if you don't attack me, you might as well slit your throat with your own cards.

Actually, wasn't it:
"Yuugi, use your cards to cut my throat!"

[Yami no Riku]

Yami Malik: "Let's check the damage, then cause some more."

Yami Malik: "Of all the lives I've destroyed, yours has been the most amusing to crush."

[KohanimTCG]

Dartz to Yugi: Do you ever stop talking?

[MetallicPyreal]

Manjyome: I can't forgive anyone calling them "Stupid"!
Three Ojama: Big Brother!
Manjyome: Although these monsters have 0 attack points....and whatever you look at ...their characters are the worst..., I have got some lesson from them.
Sho, Judai: What?
Ojama Green: Bond of Brothers!
Ojama Black: Power Adjustment!
Ojama Yellow: Things that we can do!
Manjyome: I learn how to be in the bottom ~!! Compared myself to them, I feel that I am definitely much better!

OB Student: You ain't going anywhere except for Dr Crowler's office!
Jaden: No! Not Dr. Crowler! Anybody but him!
OB Student: Maybe we'll just take care of you, then...
Jaden: AAH! DR CROWLER! HELP! HELP *cries*

[Taniya 20]

Things that made me crack up on the GX series.


Chumley: You know what'd be good, some grilled marshmallow sandwiches.
Sirus: You mean we haven't run out yet?
Chumley: I'm not running anywhere.

Sparkman: Mrs.Sparkman is not going to be happy about this!

Jaden: *COUGH* cyclops.
Crowler: What was that you Slifer Sludge?

Jaden: Will SOMEONE tell me what Tennis has to do with DUELING?(I loved his expression when he said this XD)

Chumley: I'll tell you what you can do with your "Hot sauce!"

Sirus: Gee, don't you think the dirt is great, Jaden?

Obelisk Blue Student: Yeah if you can't beat the Ketchup and Mustard team, then you really are bad!

Crowler: A little HARDER next time, some of my vertebrae are still attached!

[shadow gamer]

Juudai: "What's a fiance?"

*In the dub*
Dimitri: "Turn your game on!"

[Tsubama]

That reminds me.

Dimitri: "Time to throw up"


Burstinartix: "Shut up and get back here before I tell the whole deck!"

--Tsu--

[Aichi Sendo]

Origional GX

Judai: Manjyome!

Manjyome: San-Daa

DubGX

Dimitri:
Let's throw up!

Jaden: It's throw down, your not even doing it right!

[shadow gamer]

Something tells me the best quotes will be from the dub of GX... :rolleyes:

[Warakia]

"Yugi... come to me. Come and duel me!" - Kaiba
"What if I use the Red Eyes Black Dragon and still lose?" - Shogo "That's the other face of Yugi." - Jounouchi

"Look at the card he just drew. My blood is on it. It's your Red Eyes." - Jounouchi

"Victory depends on whether or not a duelist has the courage to fight until the bitter end." - Yami Yugi

"I know it was foolish of me, but your attachment to your delusion makes me sick, since you don't even duel. Wake up from your delusion and attachment from that one card." - Jounouchi
"If you don't have the will to fight, he won't use your card" - Jounouchi
"Yugi. I will admit to losing this time, but never forget that this battle is far from over. I approve of you. You're the one person who is worth dueling." - Kaiba

Some interesting quotes from the first Yu-Gi-Oh! movie unreleased to the US, courtesy of
LEOLA's Yu-Gi-Oh! page.

[SkilledDark22]

The difference between us is in the way we duel. ~ Kaiba

Gearfried, I beseath you with a great sword. *plays Helmos and merges with REBD* Red Eyes Black Dragon Sword! ~ Jounouchi (something like that)

Anything Chronos says, plain and simple.

[Zalde]

I believe it's along the lines of:

Mana: Anzu, Come.

A little tribute to the original. Made me smile.


Oh, and:
Monkey Dude in KCGP (dub): Monkey see, monkey tell me what to do! Okay, you're the smart one.


How did Becca EVER beat him?[/sarcasm]

[Guardian Trin]

Kaiba: "Anyone that shows up late is immediately disqualified. Mokuba, make sure Wheeler's late."

Yami: "HEY! YUGI! I'M NOT.. YOU CAN'T... THIS ISN'T A DUEL!" *sees Tea* "Hello."

*probably getting back at Yugi for that, but...*

Joey: "You said that card reminded you of someone."
Yami: "I did? Um...yes, I did. Uhhhh...." *looks to Yugi* "A little help here." *Mind Shuffles with Yugi*
Yugi: "Huh?" *realizes what's happend* "OH, REAL MATURE, PHAROH!!"

Raphael: "Someone's going to lose in the next round and this nightmare will be over."

Joey: "Come on, chrome dome. Take your best shot. I got a trap card ready and waiting."

*in response to the whole 'magic is nonsense' rant from Kaiba...*
Dartz: "Is that your answer to everything, Kaiba? You really need to get a new catchphrase."

[cheesedude]

Some decent quotes from the dub........

Kaiba: This is my new dueling system
Joey: Looks like an ordinary briefcase to me!
Kaiba: It's in the breifcase, you moron *opens case and takes out Duel Disk I*
Joey: Looks like a UFO....
Kaiba: Don't be an idiot

Joey: C'mon Marik, do you really think I'd be that dumb?
Marik (without any hesitation): Yes

[shadow gamer]

Ojama Yellow: Aniki, wake up! (starts rubbing his butt on Manjyome's face)

Juudai: It's a Yami no Duel!
Sea duelist (I forgot his name) No, Umi!
Juudai:Yami!
Sea guy: Umi!

[mr hutton]

yugi: we have arrived in the heart of evil
kaiba: do you always have to be so dramatic



kaiba: so lets see you played an elf an a cream puff

[Darkyami7]

Heh heh heh. I used to have a whole list of Yu-Gi-Oh! Quotes, then I threw them out. But...still have 'em in my head!:

Yami: Your lust for power will never prevail!

Yami: (sub) Hellflame!

Joey: Hey, Mokuba, that fairy's turned you into a girl!
Mokuba: Great, can it make you smart?

Yami: (something like) In the future, Kaiba, maybe you could think of us less as adversaries and more as friends.

Anubis: Thenien, meet the Pharaoh, and Pharaoh, meet your doom!

Anubis: It is no longer time to duel, now, it is time to die!

Kaiba: (something like) I swear, if you touch one hair on my brother’s head, I assure you I’ll find a way to separate your soul from your body in my own
way!

Joey: I’ve got to hand it to your brother. Virtual sand, it tastes just like real sand.

Yami: Shadow creatures! Begone! I command you! Return from the realm from whence you came!

Yami: Not quite! Your dark shadow powers will never penetrate me! I will shield everyone from your evil!

Yeah, yeah, I know, I have no life. But, I love quotes!

[NaniwaTiger]

It was an episode of GX...I think it was 9...

"Oh yes I love Hot Sauce, I can't get enough of it!"

xD! Replace Hot Sauce with Sake and thar you have it.

[mr hutton]

joey: huh why cuddent i play that card did you see it in the stars?
espa: no the rulebook you cant play a card that powerful without tributeing first

[NaniwaTiger]

Crowler: *Screams*

Syrus: Someone's in trouble!

Bastion: Let's go help her!

[mr hutton]

zigfread: now ur against my three divas
joey: dont u mean 4

[cheesedude]

that reminds me of another Crowler thing in the same episode

Guard 1: I didn't know he was a doctor!
Guard 2: I didn't know he was a dude.

[shadow gamer]

Fubuki: (Points up) What do you see?
Momoe or Junko: Ten?
Fubuki:Join! (starts wiggling his butt).

[MasterDragon]

Yami: "Nothing will save you from... OBLIVION!"
I have to admit that phrase was kinda cool. That and everyone else took the good phrases.

[EDIT] Oh yeah, then there was the episode with Joey battling Mai (aka Madame Butterfly) in the Virtual World.

Joey: "You know what I like about butterflies? THEY DON'T TALK!"

[mr hutton]

yugi: you shuddent mock the kuriboh mai its an important step towards my victory

mai: that furball couldent be an important step towards anything except maybe choking a cat

[mr hutton]

leon: now i play my most deadly creture yet
tai: arrr shes so cute

[MindCrush!]

*Rebecca runs up and hugs Yugi*

Rebecca: YUGI!! *hugs*
Yugi: Hello...you...

*Malik giving Yugi or pharoah or whoever he is at the moment Ra*

Joey: Make sure he doesn't give you the fake one.

*Kaiba walks into the mystery room at Industrial Illusions*

Joey: Let's lock the door and run!

[leokearon]

Some of my Favourites:

Kaiba: Once again Wheeler's dumb luck saves him and I emphaise DUMB.

Joey: Did you really think I was dumb enough to fall for that?
Yami Marik: YES!

Kaiba: Me, Duel You? I Would have a better challenge playing Solitare.

[darkruler37]

by harrison (tennis guy)

"Alexais, I'll win your heart yet, though Mindy did slip me her number."

[Tormented Magic]

Peggy : Ha Ha Ha You can not win YugiBoy


This was my favorite Peggy quote ive seen. It is weird how he comes up with YugiBoy. I just dont know how he does it.

[BlackFireDragon]

"Oh, its the attack of the frearsome 3 toed-hairball. It looks like it wants to take on the Pet Dragon all by it's self" ~Mai

"Excuse me sir..." "Id you just call me sir!?" "Oh Im sorry Miss..." "My name is Dr. Crowler"

Joey: So yugi, whos that card remind you of?"
Yami: ummm... *Yugi, you take this one*
Yugi: aaaaa *looks right and left*, umm no one Joey

Mai: "I activate Nightmare Tri-Mirror, which alows me to summon as many monsters as you just did, giving me a total of 6 Harpy Ladies..."
Joey: "WHAT, NOW I KNOW SHE'S CHEATING"

"If I had known it was going to take you this long I would have brought a magazine" ~Mai

[draculaskid]

When the doom series Joey said "I have the gift that keeps on givin"

[Snodin]

Most are my favorite quotes are from Jou, but this one really sticks out in my mind.

Joey: Here comes Johnny Sunshine. (referring to Kaiba)

:D

[Taniya 20]

Some more I forgot..

Bastian: They'll be knackered.
Alexis: Now you're dogging them in words I don't even understand.

Alexis: Chaz you little toad if this is some kind of joke you'd better hope we DON'T find you!
Jaden: Yeah, threaten him, that'll make him come runnin'.

Sirus:Ohmanohmanohman! Alexis, where does the Tennis Team meet?
Alexis: The Tennis Court?(DUR)

Demitri: Then who am I?
Jaden: Well, when you copy someone, you're not actually them, but you're you pretending to be that person.. Yeah, that made perfect sense!

Demitri: This reminds me of our battles in Battle City, Kuriboh. Those were good times.
Kuriboh: *sweatdrop*

Elemental Hero Avian: What am I doing!? I don't even want to get married!

Obelisk Blue Student: Whats the matter, can't see over the cards!?

Jinzo: First I'll destroy you, then consume you!(I like this quote. EVIL)

Tennis Moron: There's no I in team!
Jaden: Really? Even when you're playing singles?

Jaden: YOU MEAN I ALMOST GOT BEATEN BY SOMEONE WHO'S 8 YEARS OLD!? AND A GIRL EVEN!? *facefall*

And some many people have posted that are also hilarious..

Demitri: C'mon, let's throw up! err.. down!
Demitri: Turn your game on!

I have a feeling as the series progresses, more silly phrases will pop up and this topic will just keep growing.. lol

[neowater]

Joey- So tell me weevil, does your insect queen like her eggs poached or sunny side up?

[Taniya 20]

Jaden: I hope I got the Eggwich! *bites sandwich* EUGH! Fried Tounge! *falls over*

later...

Alexis: The Eggwich! It's mine!
Jaden: Hey lex, I'll trade you! I have something uh..green!

[mr hutton]

joey: im not finished with you yet weevil underpants

[Taniya 20]

LOL! I remember that! That was hilarious. Here's one I just remembered.

Jaden: First I had homework, and now-
Crowler: KEEP WRITING!

[darkrunner]

Japanese quotes:

"To take off his duel disk but not take his own key... he's foolish enough to be admirable" -Kaiba, referring to Jonouchi

Dub quotes:

Mai: Forget about me! Just go!
Joey: No way, Mai! Not without you
Marik: Now, Winged Dragon of Ra, destroy them both!
Mai: Listen, Joey, don't be a hero. Just go!
Joey: Look, I'm staying right here.


::Yami Yugi is dueling Yami Bakura and summons Flame Swordsman (Joey)::

Joey: Hey Yugi-- ::turns around:: What the-?! You're a giant! Aw man, I finally cracked...
Yami Yugi: Joey listen to me, your soul has been sealed inside your favorite card. You've becom the Flame Swordsman.
Joey: I'm the WHO?!
Yami Yugi: (says something I don't remember) Otherwise you'll be carried off to the card graveyard just like Tristan...
Joey: GRAVEYARD?!
Yami Yugi: In order for me to win this duel, get you all back to your bodies, and restore everything to normal, I'm going to need your help.
Joey: You want my help, you got my help!
Yami Yugi: Are you sure you're okay?
Joey: Okay? I figure I've lost my mind, but I'm gonna go with it. Now, who wants a beating-- ::turns around:: Giant Bakura?! Now I know I'm nuts! I'm like 6 inches tall, wearin' a dress, about to fightmy giant friend?!

And pretty much that whole episode XD

[Taniya 20]

Yeah, that episode was hilarious.

And how Joey continually said "Oh boy" in that episode was funny too.

Here's one thats mildly funny.

Jaden: Aw c'mon, you can't play yourself!
Jinzo: I JUST DID!

[darkruler37]

another good one is by Jaden.

" Welocome Blair to S M I....L.....something...SLIFER"

[Disgruntled_Minority]

In the Duelist Kingdom, Bandit Keith Vs. Joey Wheeler (US veriosn, obviously)

Keith: "This sould be a nice warm-up duel." (Something like that, can't remember)

Joey: "I'll warm you up!"

Laughed for like 5 min straight.

[Taniya 20]

lol yeah, also this one.


Zane: Back when we were growing up, Sirus claimed he was engaged to the Dark Magician Girl.

That was hilarious..lol

[rampage77]

LOL These are just hilarious!

[Taniya 20]

Yeah, lol Another one I heard today was.


Tarzan Boy: Maybe I'll have better luck getting the eggwich this time. Unlike I did with this haircut.

[Retain]

"get Your Game On!"

[siQness]

"It might just be because I don't want to search him, but i think he's telling the truth" - Jaden

Iw ouldnt want to search him either :p

[beaverteeth92]

Zane: When Sy was younger, he would pretend to go steady with the Dark Magician Girl.

[mr hutton]

mako: mako tsynami will show no mercy
joey: alright no ones asking you to

[emeraldwhirlwind]

*plays background music from the Paradox Duel*

Elements of Thunder, Water and Wind
Suijin, Sanga, Kazejin begin
Meld your powers in eternal light
Show these fools your unstoppable might!
He’ll show you pain beyond description.
He’ll mark the graves with your inscription.
Gate Guardian!

[Aarikku]

How about...

Every evil guy ever: "You will fall before my superior monsters, Yugi!"

[Perplexus]

I found a funny quote whilst whatching epsiode 11 fansubbed:

Jounouchi (to Ryusaki): "Wow, you're her (Mai) servent? Im kind of Jealous"

^That Jounochi can be a perv sometimes lol^

~PERPLEXUS FIYA!!

[shadow gamer]

I found a funny quote whilst whatching epsiode 11 fansubbed:

Jounouchi (to Ryusaki): "Wow, you're her (Mai) servent? Im kind of Jealous"

^That Jounochi can be a perv sometimes lol^

~PERPLEXUS FIYA!!
That's Jou, the S&M fan. :D

[divinedragonking]

*cant you see i am the darkness*-yami bakura
*what's that supposed mean*-yami marik
*it means I cannot be destroyed *-yami bakura laughes evilily as his body is eaten by the shadows

[Roland]

Yeah, lol Another one I heard today was.


Tarzan Boy: Maybe I'll have better luck getting the eggwich this time. Unlike I did with this haircut.

My god did he actually say that? LOL well atleast 4kids can poke fun at stuff thats so true, and such a shock they'd add that but funny at the same time ^^

[Agent9]

Chazz-That's a chick? *referring to dorothy, the card seller*

[MetallicPyreal]

Sheppard: Jaden it up! Jaden it up!

[DigiAngel]

From the Yu-Gi-Oh! Movie:


Guy who uses Injection Fairy Lily(to Joey):

''Say Aaaah!''

[Dkaratekid]

When Yami duels Strings

Yami: (something like) You can't stop my monsters.
Yugi: Yeah, you show him Pharaoh!
Yami: I just did.
Yugi: OK


Gravekeeper dueling with Jaden...

GK: You have the wisdom of dirt!

[Taniya 20]

Chazz: RATS!?

[Sephiroth5567]

lol yeah, also this one.

Zane: Back when we were growing up, Sirus claimed he was engaged to the Dark Magician Girl.

That was hilarious..lol

Alexis: Aw, Did you two break up or did you start seeing other monsters?


Saving grace of the episode.

[Taniya 20]

Sirus: I'm chlosterphobic! Really!
Chumley: Yeah me too! If it'll get me out of here!

[CalloftheHaunted]

Gravekeeper dueling with Jaden...

GK: You have the wisdom of dirt!

Hell yes! Best quote from GX ever!

[Warakia]

A rather enjoyable dub quote:

"My name is Marik!" -Marik
"I don't care!" -Yami Bakura

[Airknight22]

Jaden vs Chazz
something along the lines
Chazz: behold armored dragon level 7
Jaden: cool trade for it
Chazz: no i'm not going to trade for, whats wrong with you

same duel
chazz: i've been waiting along time to say this to you Jaden, I got my game on

[Taniya 20]

Banner: You were supposed to stay at home, and not eat my lunch!
Pharaoh: Mrrow?

[MindCrush!]

That DK duel with Atem and Yami Bakura IS pretty funny.

Joey: Tea, it works liek this, there are two Yugis, the cool one up there, and the puny one down here.
Yugi*anime fall*: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS AT ALL!

I like how Joey keeps calling Atem BigYugi. "BigYugi, play the card!"

[blazkien2222]

my favorite quote is when chumly says "i want some grilled cheese" or the other times when chumly kept complaining from running lol :D

[mr hutton]

tea: hey whats going on
joey: shhh bakura and yugi are big dueling giants and are fighting for our souls

[Edmonxites]

These are not exact, but good still:

"If you think one Blue-Eyes was enough trouble, imagine the power of three!"
~Kaibaman dueling Jaden

"Get up! Get up so I can knock you back down!"
~Kaiba dueling Yugi in the movie

"If I had a nickel for every time you said 'Destiny', I'd be even richer!"
~Kaiba (I know someone said this one already, but its still awesome!)

"Your executions are an excuse to commit murder! If someone else kills it is murder, but in the name of the Pharoah it is justice? And why do you do so? Because you are afraid! Afraid of the people you rule over! You're evil Pharoah!"
~Bakura the Graverobber (comic)

[~Dark Paladin~]

"Get up, get up so I can knock you back down again!"

"How does it feel? The burning pain, the agony, the sting of defeat? I've felt it for all too long."

Both Kaiba from the movie

"If I had a nickle for each time you said the word destiny, I'd be even richer."

Kaiba

Yes, both are mentioned above, but they are my two favorite

Also

Tristan referring to Mokuba in DK "I think I can take him."
Tea "I hope so, he's half your size."

Anytime Yugi says "Don't worry, I have a plan."

Joey in the Virtual Arc "That's the oldest trick in the duel book!"

Kaiba (against Joey in DK) "Just like a novice to celebrate for no reason." "True the round may be yours, but the duel is about to become mine."

Kaiba vs Pegasus in DK "I've put all my faith in this next card and now, LET IT BE REVEALED (BEWD)

Yugi vs. Exodia Rare Hunter in BC "And with no heads left to play, you can't summon Exodia" (Not that great, but hillarious.)

Yugi vs Rafael first time "Well, you're just about to lost this duel...and your soul (evil chuckle)"

Many more, but it's late and that's all for now.

[TheMasterDuelist]

My favorite is when Joey is facing Marik, in Battle City. I think it goes a litttle something like this:

Joey: "Did you really think I'd be that stupid?"

Marik: "Yes!"

Lol, I was ROTFL when I heard that! :D

[ultima kamehameha]

"Get up, get up so I can knock you back down again!"
"get your game on"
"chazz it up"
more when i think of it.

[Obi Qai Gin]

Anytime Yugi says "OH NO!". Also, the dialogue Rafeal had after he defeated Yugi for his soul.

[Sasuke Uchiha]

"Chazz it Up"!

"You go bye-bye"!

"Let's Throw Down"!

"That's game"!

And anything Joey says. Kewlness!

[mr hutton]

shadow duelist: I doubt that your blackout curtains possess the same mystic power as my millinium item

[snipper141]

in the Jaden vs. admiral duel
Bastion: wow, now thats some bouty
alexis: i beg your pardon?

[Snodin]

The more I watch it on my DVD player, the more I like Chazz and Syrus' interaction in "Duel Monsters Spirit Day." (And no, not all these quotes will be exactly right, but you'll get the idea)


@ "Syrus! Quite going ga-ga over Dark Magician Girl and get to the podium already! What, are you just gonna stare at her all day!?" -Chazz
"Quiet!" -Syrus

@ "And now for the main event!" -Syrus
"Hello, it's our ONLY event!" -Chazz

(Almost forgot this one...)
@ "To my left, I'm proud to present the Datk Magician Girl! Isn't she cute?" -Syrus
"Nice job. Real professional." -Chazz
"Come on, you were thinking it." -Syrus

@ "Alright, he just played Bubbleman, and you know what that means! ...Actually I hope you do know what that means 'cause I sure don't." -Syrus
[Whaddya mean he doesn't know?? He only watches Jaden duel every day. :rolleyes: ]

@ "Alright, she's gonna do her thing! ...Her thing? What is her thing?"
[Now that made more sense]

@ "What is he doing!? It's like he doesn't want her to win!"
"Take a chill pill, Syrus."

@ "Aw man, it doesn't look good for her, does it?" -Syrus
"Let me put it this way: No." -Chazz

[The split screen between the two characters had no dialogue in it, but it was still a moment worth mentioning; their faces were priceless. XD ]

Oh, and this one is the absolute best...

@ "Uh, I don't remember XYZ Dragon Cannon ever blushing, Chazz."
"Shuddup!"

[Ultimate_Evil]

I dont know,I dont really focus on the phrases, I just concentrate on the duels.

[MetallicPyreal]

I dont know,I dont really focus on the phrases, I just concentrate on the duels.
Then don't post.

[maoKaiba_Sarah]

I also like the "If i had a dime for every time you said Destiny" quote but then again most of my favs involve Kaiba but I only have access to the english episodes. Mine aren't exactly word for word but

Tristan: Whatever, Kaiba doesn't believe in all that magic stuff anyway.
Duke: Yeah, its all (turns on Kaiba voice) "Some kind of "hocus pocus" mind trick"
Joey: hehehe, that sounds just like him.

Kaiba: This is my new dueling system
Joey: Looks like an ordinary briefcase to me
Kaiba: It's in the briefcase, you moron

Kaiba: Maybe you should duel someone more on your level like an infant - or better yet - a monkey.

Kaiba(obv to Joey): Its a long way down and monkeys can't fly.

Kaiba: Anyone who's late is immeditiately disqualified. Mokuba make sure Wheeler's late.

Anyone noticing a trend i have? Also that Marik quote about Joey being dumb is funny but I can't remember it between the Kaiba stuff

[Tasuku]

My favorite quote of all time is:

Yugi:
It's my fault this happened to Joey.*walks over to bed crying* I should have faced Marik.

Atem:
No,Yugi.
*outside in hallway*

Yugi:
I knew that duel was too dangerous, and I should've stopped it. Now it's too late.
*on the floor crying*
Marik is pure evil. First he got Mai, then Bakura, now this. It's not fair. Maybe we should stop fighting*Atem taking off duel disk*it just seems to make things worse. I can't take it anymore.

Atem:
Wait,Yugi.We've come too far,
*flashback of Joey promising to help Yugi stop Marik*
I know this is hard for you, Yugi. But Marik is the toughest foe we've ever faced. But if we walk away now, then he wins.

Yugi:
True. Joey never gave up and neither can we. We have to finish what we started, no matter what. Marik's madness has to stop now! He's caused way too much damage already,and I'm not gonna lose another friend.

[TheMasterDuelist]

OH man, I just thought of one I don't think anyone has said lol! :D

Kaiba talking to Jagger and uh... [INSERT CHAZZ'S OTHER BROTHER'S NAME HERE].

Kaiba: You two have a lot to learn about world domination!

Lol, that was great! :D

[Snodin]

It's Slade (Chousaku) and Jagger (Shouji, I believe).

[TheSacredPaladin]

On a more serious note, I liked Zane's speech during the second Tag Team Duel match about seeing a duel on a higher level.

[SkilledDark22]

From the dub my favorites are...

At Alcatraz when Joey was picking a door for the Battle Royal.

Joey: Let's see. One potata! Two potata! Three potata, Four.
Kaiba: Just pick a door you moron. (Something like that)

After Kaiba's duel on the plane.

Kaiba: Yugi, why don't you stop saving the world and get a hobby.

And of course during the BC Finals.

Joey: Do you really think I'm that stupid Marik?!
Marik: Why yes, I do.
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Favorites from the original

Whenever Yami Bakura laughs

Whenever Yami Malik laughs

Kaiba: Blue Eyes White Dragon! Horobi no Burst Stream!

Joey: Gearfried, I shall give you this mighty weapon. Red Eyes Black Dragon Sword! (The music in the background was cool)

Atem: Draw! Monsta Cardo!

Atem: Aibou, this is my true power! (This scene was great, all three gods behind Atem is just great)

[Taniya 20]

"I'm Chick the Yellow.. I'm 6 foot.. when I jump up!" One of the funnier quotes.. XD

[_Godot_]

in the Jaden vs. admiral duel
Bastion: wow, now thats some bouty
alexis: i beg your pardon?

Ha! I love that one!

[Bleakdragon55]

these are funny, though the chick one is one of the best, never heard of the Alexis one though, so funny.

OH you can't forget the sarcasim one with Chazz and Jaden, so funny

[Mage Master]

in the Jaden vs. admiral duel
Bastion: wow, now thats some bouty
alexis: i beg your pardon?
Lol, that's one of the best ones yet IMO.

[Snodin]

these are funny, though the chick one is one of the best, never heard of the Alexis one though, so funny.

OH you can't forget the sarcasim one with Chazz and Jaden, so funny


Oh yeah.


Chazz: I suppose next you'll beat Yugi and Kaiba too, right Jaden?

Jaden: Really? Wow, thanks; I didn't know you had that much faith in me, Chazz! (Something like that)

Chazz: It's sarcasm, got that?

Jaden: Well, okay. But if you wanna change your name, Chazz, I think you can do much better than "Sarcasm."

Chazz: *choker hold on Jaden* You know what I meant!!


Later...


Syrus: Man, that's the fifth detention this week. My mom's not gonna like hearing this.

Jaden: Don't blame me, thank Sarcasm.

Chazz : *choker hold again* Alright, the joke is old already!


[I dunno what the original dialogue was ("Manjyome-kun" and "Manjyome-san" were probably involved) but this WAS a cute alternative.

[Taniya 20]

LOL I remember that part. That was actually pretty hilarious.

[X Punk]

While this was already said:

"Keep that lighter. You can take it with you. TO HELL!"
-Yami

[Snodin]

I got one:

Crowler: *introducing the duelists* ...I give you, Jaden Yugi! ...I mean YUKI! Yuki!!


I can't remember which duel that was for, but it was great!

[Duzell]

it was Yucky not Yugi. XD I believe it was for the school duel.


My Gods I'm lame. D:

[Snodin]

Oh, I thought he said Yugi. ^^

[SkilledDark22]

I recall watching dub GX and Chronos/Crowler sang "One of these things is not like the other" from Sesame Street. He only said that line but it was enough to make me laugh for the rest of the week.

[Dark Patrician]

Seto: If I had a nickel for every time you talked about destiny... I'd be even richer!

Yami Marik: Hurry, hurry, everyone will die.

Just plain cool.

[Taniya 20]

Don Zaloog: I play Musturing of the Dahk Scowpions!

For some reason everytime he'd say something I'd laugh because he sounded stupid.. XD

[Duzell]

Well yeah it sounded stupid D: it was a disgrace.

He didn't really SING it to the tune (crowler) but he did say it a bit sing songy.

[Bleakdragon55]

wow, Crowler still watches Seasme Street? OMFG

[Duzell]

D: I still watch Sesame Street. <expected> The Count is awesome </expected>

[Nighthawk350]

I think one of my favs is......

The Jaden and Nightshourd Duel

``But you have to admit Nightshourd NOW iam winning the Duel`` -Jaden

``You Fool it isnt about the Life Points,its about the cards you hold``-Nightshourd

I was like OMFG when I heard that.

[Taniya 20]

Ojama Black: Always eat desert first?
Ojama Green: Belching is polite?
Ojama Yellow: Bathing is optional?

[Snodin]

Actually, Black said, "Flies taste great?" and Green was the one that said, "You should always eat dessert first?" But now I sound like I actually watch the dub. :D

[HolyTemplar]

My favorites are:

Kaiba: Draw your last pathetic card so I can end this Yugi!
Yami Yugi: My grandfather's deck has no pathetic cards, Kaiba. But it does contain the unstoppable Exodia!


"A good duelist is ready for anything, and that means not just knowing how to use all of their cards, but to play them too" - Zane Truesdale