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general grievous
06-15-2005, 11:51 PM
Ok the movie was such a bad movie that I enjoyed watching it as a comedy! The movie is so bad that I think they could put it on cartoon network! That’s a little harsh but still. The movie is about an evil possessed guy controlling an army of color changing monsters attacking the world. Ok the first part is that the possessed guy is named HUGgens, I mean HUGgens lord of darkness isn’t a very good title if you ask me. There is so many bad parts in the movie (well all parts are bad except one) but ill only tell you only 3

Near the end the main guy is at the front of an old gold mine with other characters and one asks if we should go down there and the main guy answers yah. Later in the mine the main guy says, guess what, we shouldn’t be down there. We shouldn’t be here, he’s the one that said lets go down.

Ok the mine is MAN MADE, remember that, so they go through the mine and the walls are covered in skulls and when they reach a brick wall, only then does the 3rd main guy say it looks like we weren’t the first ones down here. That’s right nature makes booby traps, skulls in walls and a maze theme mine, right.

Ok the last part I will tell you about is a troop is in pain laying on the ground when a creature comes hisses for about 16 seconds above the trooper while 5 heavily armed people just stare at it, then it bites her and leaves and they shoot at the sand it is under. Later when they go and blow the brick wall up that I mentioned before they move the troops DEAD body out of the blast radius! We’ll let you die but to honor you well move your DEAD body away from the blast radius.

Ok judging by what you herd so far id say RENT it for a comedy feature but not for a scary movie. And if you have seen it, I apologize that you saw it like I did, unless you like seeing bad scary movies then I say that was a good thing you got that movie!

Thank you for reading this please read another one of mine somewhere if they’re not locked.

VermillionSL
06-16-2005, 12:45 AM
yeah.. it was pretty bad. my friend's father fell asleep during that piece of tepid crap.

After*Glow
06-16-2005, 09:30 AM
This movie was the biggest waste of my money since House of the dead. Tara Ried needs to be shot she is like the worst actress ever also that has to be one of the stupidest endings to a movie. Hopefully the Doom movie won't be as bad as this but a have little expectations.

Millenium_Master
06-16-2005, 10:04 AM
Alone in the Dark was one of the best vidoegames I ever played since Quake 1.


News of this movie made me really excited, but now, I'm not going to see it.

general grievous
06-23-2005, 10:17 AM
yeah first time the whole forum agreed with me.

Blankauctions
06-23-2005, 12:25 PM
Worst Scary movie of the 2004/2005 time period... and that's pretty harsh to say, there were so many terrible horror/Suspense flicks (White Noise, The Ring 2,etc.) .

Decay
06-24-2005, 06:30 AM
Yeah, but Tara Reid is super hawt.

Stacked central.

kenshindies
06-24-2005, 09:43 AM
yeah people are forgetting how to make good scary movies *sighs*