Create a Card - Your Mom Edition

[Ace of Spades]

Here's your place to put all of your cards with not-too-serious card effects.

For example:

OMGZ cHeAtErz!
Trap card
This card may only be activated if your opponent has a higher total Life Points than you. Your opponent loses the current duel.

Scissors of TORMENT!!
EARTH/6/1200/2000
As long as this monster is on the field, whenever your opponent plays a card with a common rarity, you may pay 700 Life Points to take a scissors or some other cutting tool and slice it in half. Play continues normally.

Indegestion
Quick-Play Magic
This card cannot be negated. Both players must eat one thing not normally considered a food.

Now you try. My apologies if this is an illegal thread. *bows*

[GoblinNecrofear]

LMAO!! This is amazing!! LMAO!!

I can't come up with any.. Your's are just too hilarious.

[Rafael Z]

I suggest you to change the topic name. Anyways:

Bad Reaction To kisssmochi
Continuos Trap
Everytime you inflict damage to your oponentm kiss him in the mouth. He will forfeit when he feels unconfortable.

[DarkBlade63]

Backfiring Dice of Revenge
Normal Magic Card
When this card is activated, you roll a dice 3 times. If you manage to roll 3 of the same number in a row, you rip all of your opponent's cards into pieces. If not, your opponent rips all your cards into pieces.

[Onewinged Badass]

Soccer Mom or Goodness
When anybody uses a Feind monster, you automaticaly win the game and declare the game of Yugioh evil.

Rage Aganist The n00bs
If you duel a n00b with a deck that has all 3 God cards in it and obviously defies the rules, you automaticaly win because its a waste of your time anyway.

Steal from the Rich Kid
Everybody in the tournement gets together, beats up the rich kid, and steals all his cards.

[CreatorOfThePointSystem]

Okay...since this is the "Your Mom" version of the Create-A-Card, I'm going to rip on my friend Cory's mom. (It's okay, he does it too.)

Cory's Mom
********
0/4000
Dark
Fat/Effect: (Yes, Fat is her sub-type)

This card may only be Special Summoned if it was Normal Summoned first. If this card is Normal Summoned or Set, remove the monsters that were Tributed for it from the game (because she ate them.) When this card is summoned in any way, it may be shifted to DEF position. Once per turn during your Main Phase, you may flip two coins. If both are heads, this card gains 4,000 ATK points until the end of the turn, and may attack from Defense Position. If Cory's Mom destroys a monster by Battle, remove it from play (because she got hungry again).


This card took the better part of 3 hours to perfect.
The logic in its mechanics:

The having to normal summon it first: In order to get her fat *** to move at all, you have to do a lot of work.

Removing monsters from play: She'll eat anything she can grab.

The Defensive shift: It's very hard to move a fat person.

The "Total Defense Shogun" on 2 heads effect: She doesn't do much, but when Cory's Mom gets angry, watch out! You think fat women aren't athletic -- BULL. Take food off of her plate and take off running...yeah, she'll catch ya.

Not broken, somewhat viable...

[Mr_Fuji]

Slim-Fast
Trap Card

This card may only be activated in responce to Cory's Mom being summoned. Negate all effects of that card and remove it from play.

[Mage of Blackness]

Spoof of the government, lol

Revenue Goblin
***** DARK
Fiend / Effect
1000 ATK / 3200 DEF

When this card is summoned onto the Field, its position is changed to Defense Mode. In addition, everytime you draw a card, put 1 "Coin Counter" on this card if it is face up on the Field. When this card is destroyed, draw 1 card for every 2 "Coin Counters" on this card.


Tax Collection Service
Quick-Play Spell Card

You can only activate this card if your opponent draws outside of the Draw Phase or if it is the Standby Phase. Place 4 "Coin Tokens" on the Field (Coin Token/1 star/LIGHT/Machine/500 ATK/0 DEF). When a "Coin Token" is destroyed, your opponent must discard 1 card from his/her Hand to the Graveyard, then you can return 1 card from your Graveyard to your Hand. The control of a "Coin Token" cannot change.


Tax Ogre Official
****** DARK
Warrior
2700 ATK / 1200 DEF

"An ogre who hunts down people who don't pay their taxes."




That's what you get for cheating the government. :)

[Magus]

Anti-Noob

Pemanant Trap

If your opponent plays a common version of a card that normally has a high rarity (i.e. Mystical Space Typhoon), It cannot negate or destroy a holographic card.

So you can't magic jam a holo MST with your common Magic Jammer you snot nosed school skipping, card stealing brats!!!

Natural Selection

Quickplay Magic

If you lost the current Match due to your lucky little SOB opponent drawing so much better than you, and you are bigger than he is, you may take him outside and pound the living snot out of him until he decides to forfeit.

[Indalecio]

|_||33|2 73|-| |\|00|33|2 |-|4><0|2 0PH |_337|\|355
1337*'s (Still only uses 2 Tributes)
D4rk
1337/Effect
1337/1337
Say something in 7|-|3 |_||33|2 |_337|\|355, select and |-|4><0|2 one monster on your opponents side of the field. At end of turn, all monsters |-|4><0|2ed in this manner are ripped to shreds, if the N00b owners complain, |20><0|2 7|-|3 |\|00|3 \/\/][7|-| |_337|\|355.

Spelling and Grammar Lession
*
Dark/Fiend
0/0

Lecture
Magic
This card can only be activated if you control a face up "Spelling and Grammar Lession" and "|_||33|2 73|-| |\|00|33|2 |-|4><0|2 0PH |_337|\|355". Your opponent must walk to the nearest High school and wait there for one hour. If he/she does not, confiscate their cards.

[Undrave]

Ultimate Lazyness
Normal Spell
Flip a coin and call it, if you call it right, you win the game, if you call it wrong your opponent win the match. If you win a tournament using this card you get Bragging Rights +10 and your opponent must give you all the cards he has bought as single that are in his deck and side deck.

You are WRONG
Trap
Activate this card when your opponent gets a ruling wrong and argue with you. You win the argument and your opponent loose 3000 LP.

[Lunchbox]

Soccer mom's Betrayal
Secret rare Magic
When this card is activated any mom that rigged there kids deck and is choching there child will be banned from the remander of the dual.

[Ex-Broken 777]

This is fun... and Rafael Z, your card will be REALLY effective if the future tournaments are packed with hot girls.

[Andel]

Hows this one?
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/2651/exodiatheendbo9.png (http://imageshack.us)

Effect: This card cannot be normal summoned or set. This card can only be special summoned by removing three level 4 or higher monsters from the game.

[DooM-Gamer]

This is fun... and Rafael Z, your card will be REALLY effective if the future tournaments are packed with hot girls.


I still think this is the funnyest post!

[Hesufo]

Netdecker Dude (4) Spellcaster/Dark - 1500/1500 -
Once per turn, if "Internetz" is face-up on the field, you can look at your opponent's Deck, hand, field, Graveyard, removed from play cards, Fusion Deck and Side Deck and netdeck it.

Internetz - Field Spell Card -
All "Netdecker" monsters gain 1000 ATK.

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG - Counter Trap Card -
Activate only when your opponent makes a stupid move. Negate that move, destroy all cards on your opponent's hand and side of the field and inflict 8000 points of damage to your opponent.

SJC Delay - Normal Spell Card -
If your opponent is a Netdecker, he/she can kill himself/herself. If you are a Netdecker, kill yourself.

Kazuki Takahashi (12) Warrior/Divine - 5000/5000 -
When this card is Tribute Summoned, you can redo the artwork of up to 5 cards on the field, and if your Life Points are lower than your opponent's, you can declare a Win.

OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND (10) Warrior/Divine - 9001/9001 -
When this card is Summoned, destroy all monsters on the field with 9000 or less ATK.

[Cyan]

Jihad Structor
DARK/Fiend/LV 12/100/100
This monster cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. You can only Special Summon this monster by tributing 6 monsters on your side of the field. Whenever this monster inflicts Battle Damage, search your opponent's Deck for 1 card and add it to your hand. You do not give that card back to your opponent after the game is over.

[DooM-Gamer]

5x Monsters + 1x Soul Exchange Equals Free CCV!

[kethot]

Draw Thief
Dark / Fiend / Level 6 / 2500 / 1000

Each time you opponent draw card(s) he must put 1 euro [or more if he doesent have a change] on this card. If this card is removed from field by your opponents card effect you add all money on this card to your pocket.If not return money to your opponent.


All your frogs are belong to me
Normall Spell

Search you opponents hand/deck/graveyard. If there is a card with "frog" in their name you send that card to your graveyard and its counted as your card until end of duel. Afterwards your opponent discard his hand draw same nomber of cards from his deck and shuffle his deck.


Difrent dimension party
Counter Trap

You can activate this card when your opponent activate effect that would remove monster card(s) from his graveyard from play. Negate that effect and destroy card than RFG all monster cards in opponents deck/graveyard. Card removed by this effect are returned to opponents deck during your 3rd stand-by phase after this card activation.


Normal spell
You can only activate this card when both players have 20 or more cards in decks. Roll a six-sided dice once. Pick up cards from your deck equal to do result than look your opponents deck. If he have cards of the same name as cards you picked by this card effect remove them from game. Discard cards picked into graveyard than add same nomber of cards as nomber of your opponents cards that were removed from game but this card effect from your side deck to your hand.

interesting cards i think.. ps sorry for my eglish..

[Saucycarpdog]

your mothers roomate
When you attck directly with a "your mother" card, sleep with the opponets mother. If you attack directly and win the game, tell everyone to throw chairs at him.

[lilyounginblue]

I still think this is the funnyest post!

How do you just go and bump a 2+ year old thread?

lolol...pojo..

[DooM-Gamer]

Because i miss Ace of Spades and i didnt know it was 2+ years old XD

[Xing*]

Reasonable Priced Gas
Spell Card
Normal
Replace the current U.S. president.

Please excuse me if what I just said isn't allowed.

Dark Brag
Trap Card
Normal
If you win this match, engage in a smooch with your opponent if your opponent is male.

Destruction of Scaling
Spell Card
Normal
The effect of this card is treated as Spell Speed infinity. Destroy all scales in the world that have been used to scale Trading Card booster packs.

Banisher of the Law
LIGHT ************
Fairy / Effect
When this card destroys a stacker / cheater's monster by battle, imprison all stackers / cheaters in the world.
ATK / 9300 DEF / 9300

Stable the World
Trap Card
Normal
Activate in response to the activation of "Earthquake". Negate all earthquakes on Earth and prevent all future earthquakes.

Pacifist
LIGHT ************
Fairy / Effect
Ban all excessive violence and wars.
ATK / 9300 DEF / 9300

Great Drain
Trap Card
Normal
Activate in response to the card "Torrential Tribute". Negate all tsunamis in the world and prevent all future tsunamis.

Rising Walls
Trap Card
Normal
Activate in response to "Heavy Storm", "Tornado", or "Mystical Space Typhoon". Negate all typhoons, hurricanes, and tornadoes in the world an prevent all typhoons, hurricanes, and tornadoes.

Slap
Spell Card
Quick-Play
Activate when your opponent is acting like an idiot. Slap him and you win that match.

Judge Slap
Spell Card
Quick-Play
Activate when a judge gave you a wrong ruling. Slap the judge and he/she is fired from the event.

Population Control
Trap Card
Counter
Activate when a woman just had her 5th kid. From now on, all couples are only allowed to have 1 child unless the child died or is disabled.

[dandelion455]

by the way great idea

ok let me see if i can thunk of one

since it is close to holloween i will make some of those

pumkin
***
plant effect / wind
you can send this card to the graveyard and then throw a pumpkin at your oppenet he has 5 minutes to crave a yu-gi-oh in it or the play loses

suger push
normal spell
you can olny play this card when you have a suger rush and you have 0 lp. you lose the duel

lol please respond to these cards if you like them

[DooM-Gamer]

Sugar Puch is Interesting XD

I still think Corys mom is the best one!

[FlareWingman]

"I win"
Spell
The controller of this card wins. If the opponent calls cheat, then rip his cards to shred.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh?"
Spell
Take a piss on your opponent. If they do not say uncle within the 1st 3 seconds of you pissing on them , then you win the duel. (And also a ride to jail)

"Neverending Game"
Spell-Continous
As long as this card is active, you and your opponent cannot lose and cannot forfeit. If you run out of cards while this card is active, just go and steal someone else's deck and use it. If either you or your opponent forfeits, god shall kill you.

"Secret Word-20 questions"
Trap-continous
On activation, think of a word and write it down on a piece of paper. Your opponent can ask a question for each standbye phase. During each endphase, your opponent has a choice to either ask a question or to guess the word. If they guess it right, they win the duel. If they guess wrong, you win the duel. The opponent takes 1000 damage each turn while this card is activated.

[DooM-Gamer]

If it werent for the thousand damage part that card would be awsome!

[hero55]

i cant think of any but just this card

n00b void!!
pure evil spell
this card becomes real and sucks all n00bs into it

yep i cant think of any more for now

[DooM-Gamer]

Your Mom!
Counter/Trap
When your Oponent Complains in any way shape or form or does anything that would be annoying to you Call His mom and have him Picked up!

[Stranded In Paradise]

Final Wish
Quickplay
Pay all but 1 of your lifepoints. Special Summon one monster from anywhere in the room, ignoring the summoning conditions. The effects of the Monster cannot be negated. This card can not be negated.

Thirst Buster
Trap
Pay 1000 Life Points. Your opponent must get you a drink of your choice. If he does not, he loses 10000 life points.

Fatal Tangent
Spell
During this battle phase, your monster may attack any person who is involved in a duel.

4Kids Dubbing
Spell
Destroy... er... Send to the Shadow Realm any cards with the following names or type: Angel, Demon, Undead, Black, God