New Devimon
03-07-2004, 03:20 PM
Chapter 14: Elimination Duels Part 3
Egypt Kateensha then walked into the middle of the battle arena.
Egypt Kateensha- Since I already have a Fusion Gate Card, you will not need to put up
your Relinquished, Black Illusion Ritual, Polymerization, or Thousand Eyes Idol, you'll
only need to put up your Thousand Eyes Restrict.
Pegasus- Fine with me!
Egypt Kateensha and Pegasus simultaneously- Time to duel!
Egypt Kateensha: 8000 Pegasus: 8000
Pegasus- I'll start off with Red Archery Girl, Defense Mode.
Red Archery Girl: Attack: 1400 Defense: 1500
Egypt Kateensha- I'll attack your monster with Neo the Magic Swordsman in Attack
Mode!
Neo the Magic Swordsman: Attack: 1700 Defense: 1000
Egypt Kateensha- Go Neo, attack his Archery Girl now!
Neo the Magic Swordsman fired a blast of magical energy from his sword at the Archery
Girl, obliterating her.
Pegasus- I think that I'll play Witch of the Black Forest in Defense Mode! And then end
my turn.
Egypt Kateensha- I'll play one card face-down and then attack with Neo the Magic
Swordsman and end my turn.
Pegasus- Since my witch's effect allowed it I took a card from my deck. And now I'm
going to play Toon World! And with it I will offer up 1000 Life Points to activate it.
Then I'll play this Premature Burial Card to Sacrifise 800 Life Points to resurect my Black
Forest Witch and sacrifise her for the Toon Summoned Skull! And on my next urn I'll be
free to attack! And because of my witch's effect, I'll take another card with up to 1500
defense points from my deck to my hand.
Egypt Kateensha(thinking)- I've got to stop Pegasus from winning, there's too much at
risk, too much to lose because if I lose, Yugi will be forced to surrender the final piece of
the Millenium Puzzle and my Millenium Time Rod will be taken away by those Rare
Hunters as well. And if Kaiba falls to that Rare Hunter Set because if he has the card that
I think he has, then Pegasus shall fall easily. Even with his toons.
Egypt Kateensha(out loud)- I will play another card in attack mode, the Water Magician!
Water Magician: Attack: 1200 Defense: 1000
Egypt Kateensha- Then I'll play one more card face-down and end my turn.
Egypt Kateensha: 8000 Pegasus: 6200
Pegasus- I'll now attack with my Toon Summoned Skull, and since his effect says that he
can and I have to, I'll sacrifise 500 Life Points for him to attack, and since you don't have
any toons on the field, then that means that I get to attack you directly!
Egypt Kateensha- I activate this Trap Card: Spellbinding Circle, and now your monster
can't attack!
Pegasus- Well then, I guess that means that I have to go to my Main Phase 2 and sacrifise my imprisoned toon for((excitment now enters Pegasus' voice)) for a brand new free Toon Summoned Skull! And now I'll end my turn.
Egypt Kateensha(draws)(thinking)- Blast! This isn't the card I need! All I need is two
special cards to help me. Well at least this is one of the cards I need. ((out loud)) I'll play
one card face-down and end my turn.
Pegasus- And now it is time! Go and Toon Skull! Attack with Toon Lightning!
The powerful little demon fires a blast of electricity at Egypt Kateensha's Life Points,
knocking him down by 2500.
Egypt Kateensha: 5500 Pegasus: 5200
Egypt Kateensha(draws and smiles)- And now I will sacrifise my two monsters for the
mighty Dark Magician in attack mode. And then end my turn.
Pegasus- Do you really think that you stand a chance against me, Maximillion Pegasus, the creator of Duel Monsters? Well then I'm afraid that you are sadly mistaken! Go Toon Skull, attack!
Egypt Kateensha- I activate the Trap Card D.N.A. Surgery! And with it's power I can
transform the type of all monsters on the field into any type I want, and I choose the type of Toon!
Pegasus- No! And since my Skull is forced to target all enemy toons instead of attacking
you directly, that means that they'll both be destroyed!
Egypt Kateensha- No, just your Skull.
Pegasus- What!?!?!?!?
Egypt Kateensha- I activate the Trap Card Reinforcements!
Pegasus- No! Now my Skull will be destroyed since your monster was stronger!
Egypt Kateensha: 5500 Pegasus: 4200
Egypt Kateensha- And now that it is my turn, go Dark Magician, attack his life points
directly now!
Egypt Kateensha: 5500 Pegasus: 1700
Pegasus- Grr!(draws) Hold on! I play the Magic Card Fusion Gate! And now I will
automatically special the mighty Thousand Eyes Restrict! And because of my Fusion
Gate's effect, I have to take Relinquished and Thousand Eyes Idol and remove them from
play. And because of my monster's effect, your monsters are paralyzed and it can take on the attack and defense of one monster by absorbing it, and I choose the Dark Magician!
Thousand Eyes Restrict: Original Attack: 0000 Original Defense: 0000, New Attack:
2500 New Defense: 2100.
Pegasus- And now Thousand Eyes, attack directly now!
Egypt Kateensha: 3000 Pegasus: 1700
Egypt Kateensha(thinking)- I have got to do what Yugi's Grandfather was always telling me, to believe in the Heart of the Cards. And now, let the Heart of the Cards find me worthy enough to win this duel(draws). Yes, the Heart of the Cards came through! And now to defeat Pegasus.(out loud) I play one card face-down, and then play another in Defense mode.
Pegasus- I've seen this one from Yugi-boy. But oh well, I've got something in my hand to counter if need be, so I'll put it face-down and attack!
But the holographic image of a face-down defense mode card then changed to the holographic image of a face-up defense mode...
Pegasus- Morphing Jar!?!?!?!? No! That means now we both have to send all the cards in our hands to the Graveyard and start with a new hand of 5 cards.
Egyot Kateensha- That's right. And now that it is my turn(draws) I'll lay this card face-down, and then activate my last face-down card: Card Destruction! And now we send all the cards in our hand to the Graveyard and pull out the same number of cards that we had in our hands before I played it. And then I'll also play my other face down card: Pot of Greed!
Pegasus- No fair! Now you get to draw 2 new cards! Oh phooey!
Egypt Kateensha- And now I'll play these four Magic Cards! First, Block Attack, forcing your monster to be put in defense mode and thus blocking your ability to keep me from attacking!
Pegasus- Blast!
Egypt Kateensha- Next I'll play Harpies Feather Duster, which will destroy every Magic and Trap card on the field, including Toon World!
Pegasus- No!
Egypt Kateensha- And since you turned my Dark Magician into an Equipment Magic Card for your Thousand Eyes, it is now sent to my Graveyard. And finally, I will play Monster Reborn to resurect the Dark Magician. And to end my combo, I will play the Equipment Card: Fairy Meteor Crush!
Pegasus- No! Now your monster can take Life Points even if my monster is in Defense Mode!
Thousand Eyes Restrict: Attack: 0000 Defense: 0000
Dark Magician: Attack: 2500 Defense: 2100
Egypt Kateensha- And now, Dark Magician, Dark Magic Attack!
Thousand Eyes Restrict gets obliterated.
Egypt Kateensha: 3000 Pegasus: 0000
Pegasus- Here, take my Thousand Eyes Restrict card. You've earned it.
Egypt Kateensha- Thank you.
Mokuba(on loud speaker)- And now it is time for the finals. The First Duel will be Kateensha Ra vs. Mohammed Kargbo, then it will be Alice Howard vs. Rex Raptor, then Bandit Keith vs. Set, and finally, Mai Valentine vs. my big brother: Seto Kaiba. Go Seto!
Chapter 15: Kateensha VS Mohammed
Egypt Kateensha walked up to the arena. He could hear the crowd cheering. His adversary across from him. He was ready to rumble.
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In the crowd
Yugi- Go Kateensha! You can do it!
Kyle- Just believe in the Heart of the Cards!
Guy in glasses that make his head look the size of a watermelon- What the heck are you talking about?
Solomon- Is that you Alexander Peter James Apple Dunkin' Donuts Al La Mode the Second?
Alexander Peter James Apple Dunkin' Donuts Al La Mode the Second- AAAAAHHHHH! Solomon Mouto!
Solomon- You owe me 5,000 Bucks!
Alexander Peter James Apple Dunkin' Donuts Al La Mode the 2nd- Uh, I hear my mommy calling me, bye bye!
Alexander(I'm not going to repeat the rest of his name again) then runs out the door. But $5,000 falls out of his pocket and Solomon grabs it.
Solomon- Oh well.
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Back at the arena.
Mokuba(on speaker phone)- Begin! *wrestling ring bell rings*
Egypt Kateensha/Yami Mohammed- Let's Duel!
Egypt Kateensha: 8000 Yami Mohammed: 8000
Yami Mohammed- I'll start off by playing Ookazi, which will do 800 points of direct damage!
The holographic image of the Ookazi card appears and fires a stream of, well, fire at Egypt Kateensha, who raises up his arms in defense because even though it is holographic, it uses so much energy that the impact could hurt you.
Yami Mohamed- I'll then end my turn by playing one monster in defense mode and then play one Magic/Trap Card face down on the field.
Egypt Kateenhsa- 7200 Yami Mohamed- 8000
Egypt Kateensha- I'll play a card in attack mode, Neo the Magic Swordsman! Then I'll attack your monster!
Yami Mohamed- I tricked you! I activate Mirrior Force!
A magical wall appears in front of Yami Mohamed's monster and the blast from Egypt Kateensha's spellcaster swordsman got reflected and hit Neo, destroying him.
Yami Mohamed- Hahahaha! Do you pass your turn?
Egypt Kateensha- *starts looking through his hand for something to help him but finds nothing* Yes I do.
Yami Mohamed- Good. Because now I'll reveal my hidden cards, Unknown Warrior of
Fiend! And then play La Jin, the Mystical Genie of the Lamp in attack mode and attack you directly now!
Egypt Kateensha- 4400 Yami Mohamed- 8000
Egypt Kateensha- I'll now play Card Destruction to destroy our hands. Then we draw the same number of cards we had before I played this. And then I'll play the Gemini Elf in
attack mode and destroy your Unknown Warrior of Fiend! Then I'll end my turn.
Egypt Kateensha- 4400 Yami Mohamed- 7100
Yami Mohamed- I'll switch La Jinn into defense mode and end my turn.
Egypt Kateenhsa- I'll now sacrifise then Gemini Elf for Summoned Skull, then I'll play the Fairy Meteor Crush equipment card and euip it to the Summoned Skull and attack your La Jinn! Then end my turn.
Egypt Kattensha: 4400 Yami Mohamed: 5600
Yami Mohamed- Gr. I'll play this card in defense mode.
Egypt Kateensha- I'll play 7 Colored Fish in attack mode and destroy your face-down card!
Yami Mohamed's Ogre of the Black Shadow got destroyed.
Egypt Kateensha- I'll then attack with Summoned Skull!
Summoned Skull then fired a blast of electricity at Yami Mohamed's life points, knocking them down to 3100.
Egypt Kateensha- I'll then end my turn.
Yami Mohammed- I think I'll remove three Fiend cards from my Graveyard from play so that way I can play this card in defense mode. Oh yes, hehe, I think I'll also play this Magic Card: ((the following is a card that I made up)) Mega Bomb! While this card is on the field, every time that you attack a monster with more attack points than a targeted defense mode monster's defense points, the attacking monster will be destroyed, removed from play, and the destroyed monster's attack points will be deducted from your Life Points. Even if it is equipped with an equipment card! Hahaha!!
Egypt Kateensha- I think that I won't attack. Instead I am going to lay two cards face-down and end my turn.
Yami Mohamed- Did you know that if you attack with a monster with less attack points than it's target's defense points, I can pay 500 Life Points to lower my monsters defense
points by 500, and the effect of Mega Bomb, which is a Continuos Magic by the way, won't activate. Well anyway, I'll first play one card face down and then play ((here comes
another one that I made up)) Forced Attack. With it I can force you to attack one monster, and I choose my defense monster.
The Summoned Skull then fires a Lightning Strike Attack.
Yami Mohamed- I'll then pay up 500 Life Points to make my defense monster weaker, and thus you destroyed, MY DARK NECROFEAR! And now I'll play Fusion Gate to remove
from play my Busterblader, Baby Dragon, and Time Wizard to play Girvin the Winged Knight and attack your fish!
Egypt Kateensha- I'll activate Negate Attack! Your attack is negated.
Yami Mohamed- Fine, whatever. I'll play this face down, Then end my turn. Which means now my Dark Necrofear will become an equipment card and I think I'll equip him to your Summoned Skull, which means your monster is now under my control!
Egypt Kateensha(thinking while drawing)- Heart of the Cards, guide me.(Out loud) I'll play one of my face-down cards, Black Illusion Ritual! I'll use it to sacrifise my 7 Colored Fish to Ritual Summon Relinquished!
Yami Mohamed- I activate my trap((here comes another made up card)): Go Effect Blocker!
A huge amount of chains come up and chain down Relinquished.
Egypt Kateensha- I now play Goddess With the Third Eye and Polymerization, and the Goddess With the Third Eye will now transform into the Thousand Eyes Idol so that I
can now create the Thousand Eyes Restrict! And since I sacrifised Relinquished, my Restrict will now absorb your Girvin. And that is all I can do.
Yami Mohamed- I'll pass my turn.
Egypt Kateensha- I'll now activate my face down Horn of the Unicorn, powering Thousand Eyes up by 700, making him 3700, and I'll now attack the Summoned Skull.
Egypt Kateensha: 4400 Yami Mohammed: 3900
Yami Mohamed- *draws* Yes. I'll now play the Big Shield Gardna in defense mode.
Egypt Kateensha- Hehe. You have sealed your doom. I'll now equip Thousand Eyes with the Book of Secret Arts, raising him to 4000 attack points and play Monster Reborn to resurect the Summoned Skull. And then I will have my Summoned Skull Attack your Big Shield Gardna!
Yami Mohammed- You idiot! Now you lose 100 Life Points!
Egypt Kateensha- True, but lets not forget that when the Big Shield Gardna is attacked while it is in defense mode, then immediatly after the damage step, it is switched to attack mode, and since the Big Shield Gardna has an attack power of 100, that means that you lose!
Yami Mohamed- No!
Egypt Kateensha- Go Thousand Eyes Restrict! Pilferd Power attack now!
The Thousand Eyes Restricts right claw morphs into Girvin's sword and then flies at the Big Shield Gardna and slashes him across the chest, destroying him.
Egypt Kateensha: 4300 Yami Mohamed: 0000
Egypt Kateensha- Instead of taking Girvin, I'll let you have him, I will take your Busterblader.
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Later in another room, before the Alice VS Rex Raptor match.
Egypt Kateensha- For taking the vessel of this boy, you shall be punished, I will now banish you to the Shadow Realm, SHADOW IMPRISONMENT!
A large portal then appears, and then the hand of the evil Dark Nite appears, grabs the spirit of Yami Mohamed, and pulls him out of Mohammed's body and into the portal while the body of the true Mohammed falls to the ground.
Yami Mohammed- NNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!*portal closes*
Mohammed- Uh, what happened?
Egypt Kateensha- I will explain later, let's go.
Chapter 16: Alice VS Rex
Kateensha and Mohammed quickly made their way up the stands to where Kyle, Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Tea', Solomon Mouto, Arthur and Rebeca Hawkins, and Mai, who was waiting for her turn to duel, were sitting. They then got ready for what would probably be an explosive match. Joey with two Jumbo Sized Pops in on hand, an extra jumbo sized bag of Popcorn in the other and Tristan with a Hotdog in each hand.
Alice and Rex then walked up to the arena and prepared to duel. Alice was wearing something extra on this time, a golden headband with the Millennium Symbol on it, the Millennium Headband!
Rex- I know all about you. They say that if your opponent has a mind weaker than yours, then you can control their bodies, but I don't believe that, I bet that's just a bunch of hooey!
Alice- Believe what you like Rex, I'm not losing!
Rex and Alice simultaneously- Time to duel!
Alice: 8000 Rex: 8000
Rex- I'll start out with Two Headed King Rex, in attack mode.
Alice- I'll play one card in defense mode and end my turn.
Rex- Go, Crawling Dragon #2 in attack mode, then I'll play Polymerization to fuse them into Bracchio Radius in attack mode!
The giant Dinosaur type, Aqua attribute light blue Bronotosaurus lumberd forward.
Alice- I'll sacrifise my face-down creature for the Dark Magician Girl and then play the Swords of Revealing Light and end my turn.
Rex- I'll play my own Swords of Revealing Light, and play Trakadon in defense mode.
Alice(thinking)- Hm, he's up to something. I think that I'll use my Millennium Headband to take control of his body and thus force him to show his hand to me.(Alice then raises her arms to her head like what Roba does to intercept "phycic" waves and her Millennium Item glows)
Rex then uncontrollably shows Alice his hand, which consists of Red Eyes Black Dragon, Red Eyes Black Metal Dragon, Uraby, Giant Soldier of Stone, and Raise Body Heat.
Rex- Whats happening!?!?!?
Alice- I guess that's what you called a bunch of hooey. You sorry that you insulted my talents now? Anyway, I'll play one card in attack mode, Gemini Elf, and end my turn.
Rex- I'll play this trap card face-down, and sacrifise Braccio-Radius and Trakadon for the Red Eyes Black Dragon, which will activate my trap card, Metal Morph! And thus I will euip it to my Red Eyes and sacrifise it for the Red Eyes Black Metal Dragon!
Alice- My Swords have worn off now, so I'll play this card in defense mode, and euip. Ring of Magnetism with my face down card, and end my turn.
Rex- My Swords have worn off too so I'll play another card in defense mode and attack with my Red Eyes Black Metal Dragon! Attack with Flash Flare Blast!
The ball of energy then hit a Morphing Jar!
Rex- Oh boy!
Alice- And now that we start with a new hand, I'll play three cards face down and attack your face-down creature with the Dark Magician Girl!
Rex's own Morphing Jar was destroyed.
Alice- And now on to Main Phase 2! And I think that I'll play Exchange! Now we must both look at each other's hands and take one card from each-other!
Rex took Alice's Magician of Faith, while Alice took Rex's Limiter Removal, a card that Rex had won from Duke Devlin.
Alice- Then I'll end my turn!
Rex- I'll attack with my Dragon now with Flash Flare Blast to blow your Gemini Elf to bits!
Alice- I'll activate Negate Attack to save my monster!
Rex- Fine, then I'll end my turn, but not before I place this card face down! (thinking) She'll never beat my Mirrior Force Trap! Hehehe!
Alice then drew her card.
Alice- I'll play the Magic Card Pot of Greed, now I'll take two cards from the deck. And now I'll sacrifise Gemini Elf and Dark Magician Girl for the Cosmo Queen. Then I'll euip her with the card Black Pendant, which will raise her 2900 attack power to a whopping 3400! Then I'll activate this Trap Card, D.N.A. Surgery, which will change her to any type I want, and I choose Machine! Then I'll activate this face-down Raigeki to desytroy your monster. Then I'll euip her with Limiter Removal, which doubles the Machine Monster that it is euiped with and any power-ups that are euiped to it, making Cosmo Queen a 7800 attack monster! Then I'll attack with Cosmos Blast!
The Cosmo Queen then creates a magical black and purple orb of energy that is made out of all the power in the cosmos and throws it at Rex's life points.
Rex- I'll activate...
Alice then uses her Millenium Item to keep Rex from pressing the button on his duel disc that would activate his trap card.
Rex- No! *BOOM!*
Alice: 8000 Rex: 200
Alice- Though true, because of Limiter Removal's effect, my Cosmo Queen will now overload from the huge amount of energy put into her at once, she will now explode.
Cosmo Queen suddenly blows up into a billion pieces.
Alice- Your turn.
Rex- Excellent! I'll play Monster Reborn to resurect my Red Eyes Black Metal Dragon and attack you directly!
Alice- 5200 Rex: 200
Alice- I'll play Monster Reborn to resurect Cosmo Queen and attack!
Red Eyes Black Metal gets obliterated.
Alice: 5200 Rex: 100
Alice- Your turn.
Rex- I'll play one card in defense mode and end my turn.
Alice- I'll play Stop Defense, which will now force your monster into attack mode!
Rex's face-down Dragon Zombie is forced into attack mode.
Alice- And now Cosmo Queen, finish him off now!
Cosmo Queen then nukes Rex's zombie.
Alice: 5200 Rex: 0000
Alice then takes Rex's Red Eyes Black Metal Dragon, and according to Battle City rules, Rex also had to give up his Red Eyes Black Dragon and Metalmorph because those are neccisary to summon the Red Black Metal Dragon.
Alice- I don't need you Red Eyes Metal Dragon, or your Red Eyes Black Dragon, so I guesse I'll just sell those on Ebay. But I think I'll keep your Metalmorph card.
Mokuba- And now it is time for Bandit Keith to Duel Set.
Chapter 17: The Winged Dragon of Ra
Alice went up to the stands, going through her deck to come up with some new combos while Rex walked over to a concession stand to get lots of sodas, enough that if it was possible to get drunk on soda, he probably would. Anyway, Bandit Keith, the Reginal Champion of America and the top ranked Machine Duelist of the World(that means that he is the top nacho of duelist(if you get my drift) when it comes to using a Machine based deck). Then the still cloaked Set walked to the side of the dueling arena.
Bandit Keith- When I beat you I want to be able to see who you are.
Set- Allright then.((he then grabs the bit of cape on his shoulder and pulls it, and thus pulling off the rest of the cape as well))
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Up in the audience.
Joey- It's Bakura!
Yugi- No, I think that's the evil spirit of the Millenium Ring!
Kateensha- According to my other half, the evil spirit of the ring's real name is Set. He was a very powerful duelist back in ancient times. He was almost unstoppable until my true form came and defeated him.
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Back at the arena.
Set, commonly known as Yami Bakura, was wearing tight fitting black long sleeved shirt and pants, black leather boots, and had tied to his belt was a small bag, which contained the 99.9% completed Millenium Puzzle, Pegasus' stolen Millenium Eye, and Ishizu's Millenium Necklace. He had Marik's stolen Millenium Rod strapped to his leg, and was wearing the Millienium Ring around his neck(duh).
Keith- You may have a lot of things that look really valuable, but that doesn't mean that you stand a chance against me!
Set- We shall see. After all, I am the new head of the Rare Hunters, which gives me access to some very valuable cards.
Keith- Whatever.
Set and Keith simotaniously- TIME TO DUEL!
Bandit Keith: 8000 Set: 8000
Bandit Keith(thinking)- Man, I have a pretty good hand.(draws)Perfect! (Out loud)I play two cards face-down, and play Card Destruction. Now we dicard our hands and then I'll play Monster Reborn to resurect something that was in my hand, go Zoa!
The grayish monster appeard after being resurected.
Zoa: Type: Fiend, Attribute: Dark, Attack: 2600, Defense: 1900
Bandit Keith- I'll then play my face down card, go Metalmorph, and I'll equip it to Zoa and I am now able to play Metalzoa by sacrifising my Metalmorphed Zoa into MetalZoa!
Zoa then transformed into a giant metal beast of destruction.
MetalZoa: Type: Machine, Attribute: Dark, Attack: 3000, Defence: 2300
Bandit Keith- And since summoning Zoa and MetaZoa were speacial summons, I can now normal summon Mechanical Chaser in attack mode!
Mechanical Chaser: Type: Machine, Attribute: Dark, Attack: 1850, Defense: 800
Bandit Keith: Then to end my turn, I'll pay 800 Life Points to play Premature Burial to resurect Zoa in attack mode!
Set(smirks as he draws)- You have sealed your fate Keith! I'll first play this Quick-Play Magic Card face-down, then play this Magic Card: SOUL EXCHANGE!
Bandit Keith- Oh boy!
Set- This magic card allows me to sacrifise your monsters instead of mine for this turn only, and it just so happens that you the exact amount of cards that I need. Anyway, it also forces me to skip my Battle Phase, but that is where my Quick-play Magic Card comes in, I activate Effect Blaster, it allows me to erase one part of one magic, trap or effect monster's effect. And I choose to eliminate the bit of Soul Exchange that keeps me from attacking the same turn it is activated. So now I can sacrifise Zoa, MetalZoa, and Mechanical Chaser to summon the Egyptian God Card known as the Winged Dragon of Ra!
Bandit Keith(cowering beneath the giant golden eagle/dragon monster)- What the heck is that thing?
Set- That thing, as you call it, is the beggining of your defeat!
Bandit Keith- Well then, what the heck does it do?
Set- It's effect has to do with the reason why it's attack and defense on the card has question marks instead of an attack and defense number. It is because it's total attack and defense is determined by the total attack power of the monster's sacrifised to summon him.
Winged Dragon of Ra: Type: Devine Dragon, Attribute: God (not using the Lord Almightie'sname in vain of course), Origianl Attack: ???, Origanl Defense: ???, New Attack: 7450, New Defense: 5000
Set- And now, since my creature also allows me to sacrifise all but one of my life Points to add that to his attack and defense, I think I willl! And now that his attack is 15,499 and his defense is 12,999, attack with Golden Bast of Ra!
The mighty monster opens it's monster and fires a golden beam of energy at Bandit Keith.
Bandit Keith- AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Bandit Keith: 0000 Set: 1
Set then walked over to the unconcious Bandit Keith and, according to Battle City rules, took Bandit Keith's MetalZoa, Metalmorph, and Zoa cards and then walked away. Some of Bandit Keith's female fans got out of the audience and two took Keith's wrists, and the other two got his ankles and carried him over to the audience bleachers.
Set then walked over to a place in the audience near the announcer box where Mokuba was.
Mokuba(on announcer speaker phone)- And now it is time for my big brother Seto Kaiba, the World Champion, to Duel against the champion Female Duelist and champion Wind-Based deck duelist Mai Valentine! Go Seto yeah!
Chapter 18: Seto Kaiba VS Mai Valentine
Everyone got ready for the match. Some cheered for Kaiba, others cheerd for Mai. Seto walked up to the Dueling Ring, Mai walked to the opposite end.
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In the audience.
Yugi- Go Mai!
Joey- Kick Kaiba's keister!
Tea'- You go girl!
Tristan- I never heard you say anything like that before.
Tea'- It's a girl thing.((I did that because, well, I couldn't figure what else to have Tea' say.))
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Announcer Box.
Mokuba- Go bro! Yeah!
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Dueling Ring
Kaiba- You don't stand a chance. The female race is weak! Their only use is for reproducing more men, and only enough women to keep the cycle of human reproduction going. ((No offense to any female readers, I am only writing this because it's something Kaiba would say.))
Mai- I don't think so. And guesse what! I'm going to wager, not only my Harpie Lady Sisters, but also, for your Blue Eyes White Dragon, the Harpie's Pet Dragon!
Kaiba- Fine with me.
Mai and Kaiba simotanioiusly- Time to duel.
Mai: 8000 Kaiba: 8000
Kaiba- I'll pass my turn without playing anything.
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In the audience.
Joey- Has Kaiba gone mad?!?
Yugi- No, he's got something planned.
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Duel Ring
Mai- I'll play Harpie Lady in attack mode.
Harpie Lady: Type: Winged Beast, Attribute: Wind, Attack: 1300, Defense: 1400
Mai- Then I'll equip her with Rose Whip to raise her to 1600 points and attack with Whip Lash attack!
Mai's winged women, now with a long whip with rose thorns on it, lashed out, red rose pedals flying from the whip and hit Kaiba full force.
Mai: 8000 Kaiba: 6400
Mai- And to end my turn I'll play the Swords of Revealing Light, to prevent you from attacking for 3 whole turns.
Kaiba- You fell into my trap. I'll play Pot of Greed. Which will allow me to draw two cards from my deck. And now I'll play Lord of Dragons in Attack Mode and play not 1, but 2 Flute of Summoning Dragon, each one allows me to play two Dragons from my hand. And so I'll play from my hand all three of my Blue Eyes White Dragon!
The three mighty dragons then rose up roaring as if to make the very heavens themselves fall.
Kaiba- And my other dragon is: Tyrant Dragon!
The mighty brown dragon then flew up, ready to destroy.
Blue Eyes White Dragon: Type: Dragon, Attribute: Light, Attack: 3000((ImperialEricmon2, this is the strongest non-fusion monster in the whole game I'll have you know)), Defense: 2500.
Tyrant Dragon: Type: Dragon, Attribute: Fire, Attack: 2900, Defense: 2500.
Kaiba- And to complete my turn I'll play one card-face down and end my turn.
Mai- Fine with me. I'll play Elegant Egotist to transform my Harpie from one Harpie, to the three Harpie Lady Sisters! And if it wasn't for my Rose Whip card, they would be at
1950, but now they are at 2150! Then I'll euip them with the Magic Card Cyber Shield, increasing them to 2450, then I'll attack Lord of Dragons!
Kaiba- I activate the Trap Card Negate Attack, which will deactivate your attack and force you to end your Battle Phase!
Mai- Fine, then I end my turn.
Kaiba(draws)- I'll play my own Swords of Revealing Light. Your turn.
Mai- I play this card in defense mode and play one card face-down, then activate Card Destruction, and then play my face-down Magic Card: Monster Reborn! And with it I'll be able to resurect the card I lost from Card Destruction: Harpie's Pet Dragon in Attack Mode!
Harpie's Pet Dragon: Type: Dragon, Attribute: Wind, Attack: 2000, Defense: 2500
Mai- And for every Harpie Lady on the field, my monster gets his attack and defense increased by 300 points!
Harpie's Pet Dragon: New Attack: 2900, New Defense: 3400
Mai- Your turn!
Kaiba- I'll play this Magic Card((beware: this is a new Made-up card)): Reveal and Destroy! It reveals one face-down defense position card and destroys it. If it is a flip-effect monster, I can choose to either negate it, or let it activate.
The holographic image of Kaiba's Reveal and Destroy card raises up and fires a beam of energy at Mai's face-down defense monster, which turned out to be a Morphing Jar.
Kaiba- And I choose to activate the effect of your creature. And now we send all the cards in our hand to the Graveyard and start with a new hand. And since I have none, I just get five new cards in my hand!
Kaiba pulls 5 new cards from his deck.
Kaiba- (grins)Perfect. Since your Swords of Revealing Light deactivated last turn, that means that I don't have to use the Mystical Space Typhoon Card in my hand, but, that's
one less card I have to use. I'll play this card: Obelisk the Tormentor! And I'll now sacrifise all three of my Blue Eyes White Dragons to play this Egyptian God Card!
A huge blue light engulfs the three mighty dragons and up rises a giant blue humanoid-like figure with giant wings on his back, Obelisk the Tormentor.
Kaiba- And now to activate his unstoppable effect! I shall now sacrifise Lord of Dragons and Tyrant Dragon...
Obelisk grabs Tyrant Dragon in one massive hand, and Lord of Dragons in the other and absorbed their Life Force into his eyes and their bodies dissentegrated.
Kaiba- ... to destroy all of the monsters that you have on the field!
Obelisk then raised his left hand and shot out a blast of energy created by Tyrant Dragon and Lord of Dragon's Life Forces, destroying Mai's monsters.
Kaiba- Then I'll play Megamorph and equip it to Obelisk. Any Monster that it is equipped to is, if your Life Points are higher than your opponents are the same as, they are halved. But if your Life Points are lower than your opponents, then the attack is doubled!
Obelisk the Tormentor: Type: Devine Beast, Attribute: God( once again not using the God of the Christians, Jews, and Muslims name in vain of course), Original Attack: 4000,
Origianl Defense: 4000, New Attack: 8000.
Kaiba- And since Obelisk can't attack, the same turn he uses this effect, I think I'll play Effect Blaster to blast that part of his effect away. And now Obelisk, Fist of Fate!
And now, with Obelisk's mighty right fist, punched Mai, wiping out her Life Points.
Mai: 0000 Kaiba: 6400
Mokuba(on speaker phone)- And my big brother wins! And now I'll draw out of this little box, the order of competition of those who will compete in the Semi-Final Round of the Finals. And they are: Kateensha Ra VS Alice Howard and Seto VS Set. And now go and get ready, there will be a 15 minute brake.
Kaiba then walks over to Mai and takes from her Graveyard, Harpie Lady Sisters, and the cards neccisary to summon her, Harpie Lady and Elegant Egotist. He also takes the card Mai just wagerd, the Harpie's Pet Dragon. Kaiba then walks away. Yugi, Joey, Kateensha, Tristan, and Tea' run out of the audience, and carried the still unconcious Mai to seat in the audience. Kateensha then walked out of the audience, into his room, changed into Egypt Kateensha, rearranged his deck again, and then walked out, ready to defeat his next opponent, and to finally win. He didn't know who he would have to face after his duel with Alice, but he knew that after his duel with Alice, he would have to face a opponent who had two Egyptian God Cards, because if Kaiba won, he would gain Winged Dragon of Ra, and if Set won, he would gain Obelisk. Kateensha, both of them, were ready for the two toughest duels of their lives.
Egypt Kateensha then walked into the middle of the battle arena.
Egypt Kateensha- Since I already have a Fusion Gate Card, you will not need to put up
your Relinquished, Black Illusion Ritual, Polymerization, or Thousand Eyes Idol, you'll
only need to put up your Thousand Eyes Restrict.
Pegasus- Fine with me!
Egypt Kateensha and Pegasus simultaneously- Time to duel!
Egypt Kateensha: 8000 Pegasus: 8000
Pegasus- I'll start off with Red Archery Girl, Defense Mode.
Red Archery Girl: Attack: 1400 Defense: 1500
Egypt Kateensha- I'll attack your monster with Neo the Magic Swordsman in Attack
Mode!
Neo the Magic Swordsman: Attack: 1700 Defense: 1000
Egypt Kateensha- Go Neo, attack his Archery Girl now!
Neo the Magic Swordsman fired a blast of magical energy from his sword at the Archery
Girl, obliterating her.
Pegasus- I think that I'll play Witch of the Black Forest in Defense Mode! And then end
my turn.
Egypt Kateensha- I'll play one card face-down and then attack with Neo the Magic
Swordsman and end my turn.
Pegasus- Since my witch's effect allowed it I took a card from my deck. And now I'm
going to play Toon World! And with it I will offer up 1000 Life Points to activate it.
Then I'll play this Premature Burial Card to Sacrifise 800 Life Points to resurect my Black
Forest Witch and sacrifise her for the Toon Summoned Skull! And on my next urn I'll be
free to attack! And because of my witch's effect, I'll take another card with up to 1500
defense points from my deck to my hand.
Egypt Kateensha(thinking)- I've got to stop Pegasus from winning, there's too much at
risk, too much to lose because if I lose, Yugi will be forced to surrender the final piece of
the Millenium Puzzle and my Millenium Time Rod will be taken away by those Rare
Hunters as well. And if Kaiba falls to that Rare Hunter Set because if he has the card that
I think he has, then Pegasus shall fall easily. Even with his toons.
Egypt Kateensha(out loud)- I will play another card in attack mode, the Water Magician!
Water Magician: Attack: 1200 Defense: 1000
Egypt Kateensha- Then I'll play one more card face-down and end my turn.
Egypt Kateensha: 8000 Pegasus: 6200
Pegasus- I'll now attack with my Toon Summoned Skull, and since his effect says that he
can and I have to, I'll sacrifise 500 Life Points for him to attack, and since you don't have
any toons on the field, then that means that I get to attack you directly!
Egypt Kateensha- I activate this Trap Card: Spellbinding Circle, and now your monster
can't attack!
Pegasus- Well then, I guess that means that I have to go to my Main Phase 2 and sacrifise my imprisoned toon for((excitment now enters Pegasus' voice)) for a brand new free Toon Summoned Skull! And now I'll end my turn.
Egypt Kateensha(draws)(thinking)- Blast! This isn't the card I need! All I need is two
special cards to help me. Well at least this is one of the cards I need. ((out loud)) I'll play
one card face-down and end my turn.
Pegasus- And now it is time! Go and Toon Skull! Attack with Toon Lightning!
The powerful little demon fires a blast of electricity at Egypt Kateensha's Life Points,
knocking him down by 2500.
Egypt Kateensha: 5500 Pegasus: 5200
Egypt Kateensha(draws and smiles)- And now I will sacrifise my two monsters for the
mighty Dark Magician in attack mode. And then end my turn.
Pegasus- Do you really think that you stand a chance against me, Maximillion Pegasus, the creator of Duel Monsters? Well then I'm afraid that you are sadly mistaken! Go Toon Skull, attack!
Egypt Kateensha- I activate the Trap Card D.N.A. Surgery! And with it's power I can
transform the type of all monsters on the field into any type I want, and I choose the type of Toon!
Pegasus- No! And since my Skull is forced to target all enemy toons instead of attacking
you directly, that means that they'll both be destroyed!
Egypt Kateensha- No, just your Skull.
Pegasus- What!?!?!?!?
Egypt Kateensha- I activate the Trap Card Reinforcements!
Pegasus- No! Now my Skull will be destroyed since your monster was stronger!
Egypt Kateensha: 5500 Pegasus: 4200
Egypt Kateensha- And now that it is my turn, go Dark Magician, attack his life points
directly now!
Egypt Kateensha: 5500 Pegasus: 1700
Pegasus- Grr!(draws) Hold on! I play the Magic Card Fusion Gate! And now I will
automatically special the mighty Thousand Eyes Restrict! And because of my Fusion
Gate's effect, I have to take Relinquished and Thousand Eyes Idol and remove them from
play. And because of my monster's effect, your monsters are paralyzed and it can take on the attack and defense of one monster by absorbing it, and I choose the Dark Magician!
Thousand Eyes Restrict: Original Attack: 0000 Original Defense: 0000, New Attack:
2500 New Defense: 2100.
Pegasus- And now Thousand Eyes, attack directly now!
Egypt Kateensha: 3000 Pegasus: 1700
Egypt Kateensha(thinking)- I have got to do what Yugi's Grandfather was always telling me, to believe in the Heart of the Cards. And now, let the Heart of the Cards find me worthy enough to win this duel(draws). Yes, the Heart of the Cards came through! And now to defeat Pegasus.(out loud) I play one card face-down, and then play another in Defense mode.
Pegasus- I've seen this one from Yugi-boy. But oh well, I've got something in my hand to counter if need be, so I'll put it face-down and attack!
But the holographic image of a face-down defense mode card then changed to the holographic image of a face-up defense mode...
Pegasus- Morphing Jar!?!?!?!? No! That means now we both have to send all the cards in our hands to the Graveyard and start with a new hand of 5 cards.
Egyot Kateensha- That's right. And now that it is my turn(draws) I'll lay this card face-down, and then activate my last face-down card: Card Destruction! And now we send all the cards in our hand to the Graveyard and pull out the same number of cards that we had in our hands before I played it. And then I'll also play my other face down card: Pot of Greed!
Pegasus- No fair! Now you get to draw 2 new cards! Oh phooey!
Egypt Kateensha- And now I'll play these four Magic Cards! First, Block Attack, forcing your monster to be put in defense mode and thus blocking your ability to keep me from attacking!
Pegasus- Blast!
Egypt Kateensha- Next I'll play Harpies Feather Duster, which will destroy every Magic and Trap card on the field, including Toon World!
Pegasus- No!
Egypt Kateensha- And since you turned my Dark Magician into an Equipment Magic Card for your Thousand Eyes, it is now sent to my Graveyard. And finally, I will play Monster Reborn to resurect the Dark Magician. And to end my combo, I will play the Equipment Card: Fairy Meteor Crush!
Pegasus- No! Now your monster can take Life Points even if my monster is in Defense Mode!
Thousand Eyes Restrict: Attack: 0000 Defense: 0000
Dark Magician: Attack: 2500 Defense: 2100
Egypt Kateensha- And now, Dark Magician, Dark Magic Attack!
Thousand Eyes Restrict gets obliterated.
Egypt Kateensha: 3000 Pegasus: 0000
Pegasus- Here, take my Thousand Eyes Restrict card. You've earned it.
Egypt Kateensha- Thank you.
Mokuba(on loud speaker)- And now it is time for the finals. The First Duel will be Kateensha Ra vs. Mohammed Kargbo, then it will be Alice Howard vs. Rex Raptor, then Bandit Keith vs. Set, and finally, Mai Valentine vs. my big brother: Seto Kaiba. Go Seto!
Chapter 15: Kateensha VS Mohammed
Egypt Kateensha walked up to the arena. He could hear the crowd cheering. His adversary across from him. He was ready to rumble.
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In the crowd
Yugi- Go Kateensha! You can do it!
Kyle- Just believe in the Heart of the Cards!
Guy in glasses that make his head look the size of a watermelon- What the heck are you talking about?
Solomon- Is that you Alexander Peter James Apple Dunkin' Donuts Al La Mode the Second?
Alexander Peter James Apple Dunkin' Donuts Al La Mode the Second- AAAAAHHHHH! Solomon Mouto!
Solomon- You owe me 5,000 Bucks!
Alexander Peter James Apple Dunkin' Donuts Al La Mode the 2nd- Uh, I hear my mommy calling me, bye bye!
Alexander(I'm not going to repeat the rest of his name again) then runs out the door. But $5,000 falls out of his pocket and Solomon grabs it.
Solomon- Oh well.
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Back at the arena.
Mokuba(on speaker phone)- Begin! *wrestling ring bell rings*
Egypt Kateensha/Yami Mohammed- Let's Duel!
Egypt Kateensha: 8000 Yami Mohammed: 8000
Yami Mohammed- I'll start off by playing Ookazi, which will do 800 points of direct damage!
The holographic image of the Ookazi card appears and fires a stream of, well, fire at Egypt Kateensha, who raises up his arms in defense because even though it is holographic, it uses so much energy that the impact could hurt you.
Yami Mohamed- I'll then end my turn by playing one monster in defense mode and then play one Magic/Trap Card face down on the field.
Egypt Kateenhsa- 7200 Yami Mohamed- 8000
Egypt Kateensha- I'll play a card in attack mode, Neo the Magic Swordsman! Then I'll attack your monster!
Yami Mohamed- I tricked you! I activate Mirrior Force!
A magical wall appears in front of Yami Mohamed's monster and the blast from Egypt Kateensha's spellcaster swordsman got reflected and hit Neo, destroying him.
Yami Mohamed- Hahahaha! Do you pass your turn?
Egypt Kateensha- *starts looking through his hand for something to help him but finds nothing* Yes I do.
Yami Mohamed- Good. Because now I'll reveal my hidden cards, Unknown Warrior of
Fiend! And then play La Jin, the Mystical Genie of the Lamp in attack mode and attack you directly now!
Egypt Kateensha- 4400 Yami Mohamed- 8000
Egypt Kateensha- I'll now play Card Destruction to destroy our hands. Then we draw the same number of cards we had before I played this. And then I'll play the Gemini Elf in
attack mode and destroy your Unknown Warrior of Fiend! Then I'll end my turn.
Egypt Kateensha- 4400 Yami Mohamed- 7100
Yami Mohamed- I'll switch La Jinn into defense mode and end my turn.
Egypt Kateenhsa- I'll now sacrifise then Gemini Elf for Summoned Skull, then I'll play the Fairy Meteor Crush equipment card and euip it to the Summoned Skull and attack your La Jinn! Then end my turn.
Egypt Kattensha: 4400 Yami Mohamed: 5600
Yami Mohamed- Gr. I'll play this card in defense mode.
Egypt Kateensha- I'll play 7 Colored Fish in attack mode and destroy your face-down card!
Yami Mohamed's Ogre of the Black Shadow got destroyed.
Egypt Kateensha- I'll then attack with Summoned Skull!
Summoned Skull then fired a blast of electricity at Yami Mohamed's life points, knocking them down to 3100.
Egypt Kateensha- I'll then end my turn.
Yami Mohammed- I think I'll remove three Fiend cards from my Graveyard from play so that way I can play this card in defense mode. Oh yes, hehe, I think I'll also play this Magic Card: ((the following is a card that I made up)) Mega Bomb! While this card is on the field, every time that you attack a monster with more attack points than a targeted defense mode monster's defense points, the attacking monster will be destroyed, removed from play, and the destroyed monster's attack points will be deducted from your Life Points. Even if it is equipped with an equipment card! Hahaha!!
Egypt Kateensha- I think that I won't attack. Instead I am going to lay two cards face-down and end my turn.
Yami Mohamed- Did you know that if you attack with a monster with less attack points than it's target's defense points, I can pay 500 Life Points to lower my monsters defense
points by 500, and the effect of Mega Bomb, which is a Continuos Magic by the way, won't activate. Well anyway, I'll first play one card face down and then play ((here comes
another one that I made up)) Forced Attack. With it I can force you to attack one monster, and I choose my defense monster.
The Summoned Skull then fires a Lightning Strike Attack.
Yami Mohamed- I'll then pay up 500 Life Points to make my defense monster weaker, and thus you destroyed, MY DARK NECROFEAR! And now I'll play Fusion Gate to remove
from play my Busterblader, Baby Dragon, and Time Wizard to play Girvin the Winged Knight and attack your fish!
Egypt Kateensha- I'll activate Negate Attack! Your attack is negated.
Yami Mohamed- Fine, whatever. I'll play this face down, Then end my turn. Which means now my Dark Necrofear will become an equipment card and I think I'll equip him to your Summoned Skull, which means your monster is now under my control!
Egypt Kateensha(thinking while drawing)- Heart of the Cards, guide me.(Out loud) I'll play one of my face-down cards, Black Illusion Ritual! I'll use it to sacrifise my 7 Colored Fish to Ritual Summon Relinquished!
Yami Mohamed- I activate my trap((here comes another made up card)): Go Effect Blocker!
A huge amount of chains come up and chain down Relinquished.
Egypt Kateensha- I now play Goddess With the Third Eye and Polymerization, and the Goddess With the Third Eye will now transform into the Thousand Eyes Idol so that I
can now create the Thousand Eyes Restrict! And since I sacrifised Relinquished, my Restrict will now absorb your Girvin. And that is all I can do.
Yami Mohamed- I'll pass my turn.
Egypt Kateensha- I'll now activate my face down Horn of the Unicorn, powering Thousand Eyes up by 700, making him 3700, and I'll now attack the Summoned Skull.
Egypt Kateensha: 4400 Yami Mohammed: 3900
Yami Mohamed- *draws* Yes. I'll now play the Big Shield Gardna in defense mode.
Egypt Kateensha- Hehe. You have sealed your doom. I'll now equip Thousand Eyes with the Book of Secret Arts, raising him to 4000 attack points and play Monster Reborn to resurect the Summoned Skull. And then I will have my Summoned Skull Attack your Big Shield Gardna!
Yami Mohammed- You idiot! Now you lose 100 Life Points!
Egypt Kateensha- True, but lets not forget that when the Big Shield Gardna is attacked while it is in defense mode, then immediatly after the damage step, it is switched to attack mode, and since the Big Shield Gardna has an attack power of 100, that means that you lose!
Yami Mohamed- No!
Egypt Kateensha- Go Thousand Eyes Restrict! Pilferd Power attack now!
The Thousand Eyes Restricts right claw morphs into Girvin's sword and then flies at the Big Shield Gardna and slashes him across the chest, destroying him.
Egypt Kateensha: 4300 Yami Mohamed: 0000
Egypt Kateensha- Instead of taking Girvin, I'll let you have him, I will take your Busterblader.
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Later in another room, before the Alice VS Rex Raptor match.
Egypt Kateensha- For taking the vessel of this boy, you shall be punished, I will now banish you to the Shadow Realm, SHADOW IMPRISONMENT!
A large portal then appears, and then the hand of the evil Dark Nite appears, grabs the spirit of Yami Mohamed, and pulls him out of Mohammed's body and into the portal while the body of the true Mohammed falls to the ground.
Yami Mohammed- NNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!*portal closes*
Mohammed- Uh, what happened?
Egypt Kateensha- I will explain later, let's go.
Chapter 16: Alice VS Rex
Kateensha and Mohammed quickly made their way up the stands to where Kyle, Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Tea', Solomon Mouto, Arthur and Rebeca Hawkins, and Mai, who was waiting for her turn to duel, were sitting. They then got ready for what would probably be an explosive match. Joey with two Jumbo Sized Pops in on hand, an extra jumbo sized bag of Popcorn in the other and Tristan with a Hotdog in each hand.
Alice and Rex then walked up to the arena and prepared to duel. Alice was wearing something extra on this time, a golden headband with the Millennium Symbol on it, the Millennium Headband!
Rex- I know all about you. They say that if your opponent has a mind weaker than yours, then you can control their bodies, but I don't believe that, I bet that's just a bunch of hooey!
Alice- Believe what you like Rex, I'm not losing!
Rex and Alice simultaneously- Time to duel!
Alice: 8000 Rex: 8000
Rex- I'll start out with Two Headed King Rex, in attack mode.
Alice- I'll play one card in defense mode and end my turn.
Rex- Go, Crawling Dragon #2 in attack mode, then I'll play Polymerization to fuse them into Bracchio Radius in attack mode!
The giant Dinosaur type, Aqua attribute light blue Bronotosaurus lumberd forward.
Alice- I'll sacrifise my face-down creature for the Dark Magician Girl and then play the Swords of Revealing Light and end my turn.
Rex- I'll play my own Swords of Revealing Light, and play Trakadon in defense mode.
Alice(thinking)- Hm, he's up to something. I think that I'll use my Millennium Headband to take control of his body and thus force him to show his hand to me.(Alice then raises her arms to her head like what Roba does to intercept "phycic" waves and her Millennium Item glows)
Rex then uncontrollably shows Alice his hand, which consists of Red Eyes Black Dragon, Red Eyes Black Metal Dragon, Uraby, Giant Soldier of Stone, and Raise Body Heat.
Rex- Whats happening!?!?!?
Alice- I guess that's what you called a bunch of hooey. You sorry that you insulted my talents now? Anyway, I'll play one card in attack mode, Gemini Elf, and end my turn.
Rex- I'll play this trap card face-down, and sacrifise Braccio-Radius and Trakadon for the Red Eyes Black Dragon, which will activate my trap card, Metal Morph! And thus I will euip it to my Red Eyes and sacrifise it for the Red Eyes Black Metal Dragon!
Alice- My Swords have worn off now, so I'll play this card in defense mode, and euip. Ring of Magnetism with my face down card, and end my turn.
Rex- My Swords have worn off too so I'll play another card in defense mode and attack with my Red Eyes Black Metal Dragon! Attack with Flash Flare Blast!
The ball of energy then hit a Morphing Jar!
Rex- Oh boy!
Alice- And now that we start with a new hand, I'll play three cards face down and attack your face-down creature with the Dark Magician Girl!
Rex's own Morphing Jar was destroyed.
Alice- And now on to Main Phase 2! And I think that I'll play Exchange! Now we must both look at each other's hands and take one card from each-other!
Rex took Alice's Magician of Faith, while Alice took Rex's Limiter Removal, a card that Rex had won from Duke Devlin.
Alice- Then I'll end my turn!
Rex- I'll attack with my Dragon now with Flash Flare Blast to blow your Gemini Elf to bits!
Alice- I'll activate Negate Attack to save my monster!
Rex- Fine, then I'll end my turn, but not before I place this card face down! (thinking) She'll never beat my Mirrior Force Trap! Hehehe!
Alice then drew her card.
Alice- I'll play the Magic Card Pot of Greed, now I'll take two cards from the deck. And now I'll sacrifise Gemini Elf and Dark Magician Girl for the Cosmo Queen. Then I'll euip her with the card Black Pendant, which will raise her 2900 attack power to a whopping 3400! Then I'll activate this Trap Card, D.N.A. Surgery, which will change her to any type I want, and I choose Machine! Then I'll activate this face-down Raigeki to desytroy your monster. Then I'll euip her with Limiter Removal, which doubles the Machine Monster that it is euiped with and any power-ups that are euiped to it, making Cosmo Queen a 7800 attack monster! Then I'll attack with Cosmos Blast!
The Cosmo Queen then creates a magical black and purple orb of energy that is made out of all the power in the cosmos and throws it at Rex's life points.
Rex- I'll activate...
Alice then uses her Millenium Item to keep Rex from pressing the button on his duel disc that would activate his trap card.
Rex- No! *BOOM!*
Alice: 8000 Rex: 200
Alice- Though true, because of Limiter Removal's effect, my Cosmo Queen will now overload from the huge amount of energy put into her at once, she will now explode.
Cosmo Queen suddenly blows up into a billion pieces.
Alice- Your turn.
Rex- Excellent! I'll play Monster Reborn to resurect my Red Eyes Black Metal Dragon and attack you directly!
Alice- 5200 Rex: 200
Alice- I'll play Monster Reborn to resurect Cosmo Queen and attack!
Red Eyes Black Metal gets obliterated.
Alice: 5200 Rex: 100
Alice- Your turn.
Rex- I'll play one card in defense mode and end my turn.
Alice- I'll play Stop Defense, which will now force your monster into attack mode!
Rex's face-down Dragon Zombie is forced into attack mode.
Alice- And now Cosmo Queen, finish him off now!
Cosmo Queen then nukes Rex's zombie.
Alice: 5200 Rex: 0000
Alice then takes Rex's Red Eyes Black Metal Dragon, and according to Battle City rules, Rex also had to give up his Red Eyes Black Dragon and Metalmorph because those are neccisary to summon the Red Black Metal Dragon.
Alice- I don't need you Red Eyes Metal Dragon, or your Red Eyes Black Dragon, so I guesse I'll just sell those on Ebay. But I think I'll keep your Metalmorph card.
Mokuba- And now it is time for Bandit Keith to Duel Set.
Chapter 17: The Winged Dragon of Ra
Alice went up to the stands, going through her deck to come up with some new combos while Rex walked over to a concession stand to get lots of sodas, enough that if it was possible to get drunk on soda, he probably would. Anyway, Bandit Keith, the Reginal Champion of America and the top ranked Machine Duelist of the World(that means that he is the top nacho of duelist(if you get my drift) when it comes to using a Machine based deck). Then the still cloaked Set walked to the side of the dueling arena.
Bandit Keith- When I beat you I want to be able to see who you are.
Set- Allright then.((he then grabs the bit of cape on his shoulder and pulls it, and thus pulling off the rest of the cape as well))
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Up in the audience.
Joey- It's Bakura!
Yugi- No, I think that's the evil spirit of the Millenium Ring!
Kateensha- According to my other half, the evil spirit of the ring's real name is Set. He was a very powerful duelist back in ancient times. He was almost unstoppable until my true form came and defeated him.
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Back at the arena.
Set, commonly known as Yami Bakura, was wearing tight fitting black long sleeved shirt and pants, black leather boots, and had tied to his belt was a small bag, which contained the 99.9% completed Millenium Puzzle, Pegasus' stolen Millenium Eye, and Ishizu's Millenium Necklace. He had Marik's stolen Millenium Rod strapped to his leg, and was wearing the Millienium Ring around his neck(duh).
Keith- You may have a lot of things that look really valuable, but that doesn't mean that you stand a chance against me!
Set- We shall see. After all, I am the new head of the Rare Hunters, which gives me access to some very valuable cards.
Keith- Whatever.
Set and Keith simotaniously- TIME TO DUEL!
Bandit Keith: 8000 Set: 8000
Bandit Keith(thinking)- Man, I have a pretty good hand.(draws)Perfect! (Out loud)I play two cards face-down, and play Card Destruction. Now we dicard our hands and then I'll play Monster Reborn to resurect something that was in my hand, go Zoa!
The grayish monster appeard after being resurected.
Zoa: Type: Fiend, Attribute: Dark, Attack: 2600, Defense: 1900
Bandit Keith- I'll then play my face down card, go Metalmorph, and I'll equip it to Zoa and I am now able to play Metalzoa by sacrifising my Metalmorphed Zoa into MetalZoa!
Zoa then transformed into a giant metal beast of destruction.
MetalZoa: Type: Machine, Attribute: Dark, Attack: 3000, Defence: 2300
Bandit Keith- And since summoning Zoa and MetaZoa were speacial summons, I can now normal summon Mechanical Chaser in attack mode!
Mechanical Chaser: Type: Machine, Attribute: Dark, Attack: 1850, Defense: 800
Bandit Keith: Then to end my turn, I'll pay 800 Life Points to play Premature Burial to resurect Zoa in attack mode!
Set(smirks as he draws)- You have sealed your fate Keith! I'll first play this Quick-Play Magic Card face-down, then play this Magic Card: SOUL EXCHANGE!
Bandit Keith- Oh boy!
Set- This magic card allows me to sacrifise your monsters instead of mine for this turn only, and it just so happens that you the exact amount of cards that I need. Anyway, it also forces me to skip my Battle Phase, but that is where my Quick-play Magic Card comes in, I activate Effect Blaster, it allows me to erase one part of one magic, trap or effect monster's effect. And I choose to eliminate the bit of Soul Exchange that keeps me from attacking the same turn it is activated. So now I can sacrifise Zoa, MetalZoa, and Mechanical Chaser to summon the Egyptian God Card known as the Winged Dragon of Ra!
Bandit Keith(cowering beneath the giant golden eagle/dragon monster)- What the heck is that thing?
Set- That thing, as you call it, is the beggining of your defeat!
Bandit Keith- Well then, what the heck does it do?
Set- It's effect has to do with the reason why it's attack and defense on the card has question marks instead of an attack and defense number. It is because it's total attack and defense is determined by the total attack power of the monster's sacrifised to summon him.
Winged Dragon of Ra: Type: Devine Dragon, Attribute: God (not using the Lord Almightie'sname in vain of course), Origianl Attack: ???, Origanl Defense: ???, New Attack: 7450, New Defense: 5000
Set- And now, since my creature also allows me to sacrifise all but one of my life Points to add that to his attack and defense, I think I willl! And now that his attack is 15,499 and his defense is 12,999, attack with Golden Bast of Ra!
The mighty monster opens it's monster and fires a golden beam of energy at Bandit Keith.
Bandit Keith- AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Bandit Keith: 0000 Set: 1
Set then walked over to the unconcious Bandit Keith and, according to Battle City rules, took Bandit Keith's MetalZoa, Metalmorph, and Zoa cards and then walked away. Some of Bandit Keith's female fans got out of the audience and two took Keith's wrists, and the other two got his ankles and carried him over to the audience bleachers.
Set then walked over to a place in the audience near the announcer box where Mokuba was.
Mokuba(on announcer speaker phone)- And now it is time for my big brother Seto Kaiba, the World Champion, to Duel against the champion Female Duelist and champion Wind-Based deck duelist Mai Valentine! Go Seto yeah!
Chapter 18: Seto Kaiba VS Mai Valentine
Everyone got ready for the match. Some cheered for Kaiba, others cheerd for Mai. Seto walked up to the Dueling Ring, Mai walked to the opposite end.
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In the audience.
Yugi- Go Mai!
Joey- Kick Kaiba's keister!
Tea'- You go girl!
Tristan- I never heard you say anything like that before.
Tea'- It's a girl thing.((I did that because, well, I couldn't figure what else to have Tea' say.))
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Announcer Box.
Mokuba- Go bro! Yeah!
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Dueling Ring
Kaiba- You don't stand a chance. The female race is weak! Their only use is for reproducing more men, and only enough women to keep the cycle of human reproduction going. ((No offense to any female readers, I am only writing this because it's something Kaiba would say.))
Mai- I don't think so. And guesse what! I'm going to wager, not only my Harpie Lady Sisters, but also, for your Blue Eyes White Dragon, the Harpie's Pet Dragon!
Kaiba- Fine with me.
Mai and Kaiba simotanioiusly- Time to duel.
Mai: 8000 Kaiba: 8000
Kaiba- I'll pass my turn without playing anything.
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In the audience.
Joey- Has Kaiba gone mad?!?
Yugi- No, he's got something planned.
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Duel Ring
Mai- I'll play Harpie Lady in attack mode.
Harpie Lady: Type: Winged Beast, Attribute: Wind, Attack: 1300, Defense: 1400
Mai- Then I'll equip her with Rose Whip to raise her to 1600 points and attack with Whip Lash attack!
Mai's winged women, now with a long whip with rose thorns on it, lashed out, red rose pedals flying from the whip and hit Kaiba full force.
Mai: 8000 Kaiba: 6400
Mai- And to end my turn I'll play the Swords of Revealing Light, to prevent you from attacking for 3 whole turns.
Kaiba- You fell into my trap. I'll play Pot of Greed. Which will allow me to draw two cards from my deck. And now I'll play Lord of Dragons in Attack Mode and play not 1, but 2 Flute of Summoning Dragon, each one allows me to play two Dragons from my hand. And so I'll play from my hand all three of my Blue Eyes White Dragon!
The three mighty dragons then rose up roaring as if to make the very heavens themselves fall.
Kaiba- And my other dragon is: Tyrant Dragon!
The mighty brown dragon then flew up, ready to destroy.
Blue Eyes White Dragon: Type: Dragon, Attribute: Light, Attack: 3000((ImperialEricmon2, this is the strongest non-fusion monster in the whole game I'll have you know)), Defense: 2500.
Tyrant Dragon: Type: Dragon, Attribute: Fire, Attack: 2900, Defense: 2500.
Kaiba- And to complete my turn I'll play one card-face down and end my turn.
Mai- Fine with me. I'll play Elegant Egotist to transform my Harpie from one Harpie, to the three Harpie Lady Sisters! And if it wasn't for my Rose Whip card, they would be at
1950, but now they are at 2150! Then I'll euip them with the Magic Card Cyber Shield, increasing them to 2450, then I'll attack Lord of Dragons!
Kaiba- I activate the Trap Card Negate Attack, which will deactivate your attack and force you to end your Battle Phase!
Mai- Fine, then I end my turn.
Kaiba(draws)- I'll play my own Swords of Revealing Light. Your turn.
Mai- I play this card in defense mode and play one card face-down, then activate Card Destruction, and then play my face-down Magic Card: Monster Reborn! And with it I'll be able to resurect the card I lost from Card Destruction: Harpie's Pet Dragon in Attack Mode!
Harpie's Pet Dragon: Type: Dragon, Attribute: Wind, Attack: 2000, Defense: 2500
Mai- And for every Harpie Lady on the field, my monster gets his attack and defense increased by 300 points!
Harpie's Pet Dragon: New Attack: 2900, New Defense: 3400
Mai- Your turn!
Kaiba- I'll play this Magic Card((beware: this is a new Made-up card)): Reveal and Destroy! It reveals one face-down defense position card and destroys it. If it is a flip-effect monster, I can choose to either negate it, or let it activate.
The holographic image of Kaiba's Reveal and Destroy card raises up and fires a beam of energy at Mai's face-down defense monster, which turned out to be a Morphing Jar.
Kaiba- And I choose to activate the effect of your creature. And now we send all the cards in our hand to the Graveyard and start with a new hand. And since I have none, I just get five new cards in my hand!
Kaiba pulls 5 new cards from his deck.
Kaiba- (grins)Perfect. Since your Swords of Revealing Light deactivated last turn, that means that I don't have to use the Mystical Space Typhoon Card in my hand, but, that's
one less card I have to use. I'll play this card: Obelisk the Tormentor! And I'll now sacrifise all three of my Blue Eyes White Dragons to play this Egyptian God Card!
A huge blue light engulfs the three mighty dragons and up rises a giant blue humanoid-like figure with giant wings on his back, Obelisk the Tormentor.
Kaiba- And now to activate his unstoppable effect! I shall now sacrifise Lord of Dragons and Tyrant Dragon...
Obelisk grabs Tyrant Dragon in one massive hand, and Lord of Dragons in the other and absorbed their Life Force into his eyes and their bodies dissentegrated.
Kaiba- ... to destroy all of the monsters that you have on the field!
Obelisk then raised his left hand and shot out a blast of energy created by Tyrant Dragon and Lord of Dragon's Life Forces, destroying Mai's monsters.
Kaiba- Then I'll play Megamorph and equip it to Obelisk. Any Monster that it is equipped to is, if your Life Points are higher than your opponents are the same as, they are halved. But if your Life Points are lower than your opponents, then the attack is doubled!
Obelisk the Tormentor: Type: Devine Beast, Attribute: God( once again not using the God of the Christians, Jews, and Muslims name in vain of course), Original Attack: 4000,
Origianl Defense: 4000, New Attack: 8000.
Kaiba- And since Obelisk can't attack, the same turn he uses this effect, I think I'll play Effect Blaster to blast that part of his effect away. And now Obelisk, Fist of Fate!
And now, with Obelisk's mighty right fist, punched Mai, wiping out her Life Points.
Mai: 0000 Kaiba: 6400
Mokuba(on speaker phone)- And my big brother wins! And now I'll draw out of this little box, the order of competition of those who will compete in the Semi-Final Round of the Finals. And they are: Kateensha Ra VS Alice Howard and Seto VS Set. And now go and get ready, there will be a 15 minute brake.
Kaiba then walks over to Mai and takes from her Graveyard, Harpie Lady Sisters, and the cards neccisary to summon her, Harpie Lady and Elegant Egotist. He also takes the card Mai just wagerd, the Harpie's Pet Dragon. Kaiba then walks away. Yugi, Joey, Kateensha, Tristan, and Tea' run out of the audience, and carried the still unconcious Mai to seat in the audience. Kateensha then walked out of the audience, into his room, changed into Egypt Kateensha, rearranged his deck again, and then walked out, ready to defeat his next opponent, and to finally win. He didn't know who he would have to face after his duel with Alice, but he knew that after his duel with Alice, he would have to face a opponent who had two Egyptian God Cards, because if Kaiba won, he would gain Winged Dragon of Ra, and if Set won, he would gain Obelisk. Kateensha, both of them, were ready for the two toughest duels of their lives.