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steam_zer0
04-10-2012, 11:09 PM
hay guise wats up its yer boi steam_zer0.
So i went to mah local today. I wanted to try my new power ranger: insect force dek so see if it can hrunt wabiit.
the prize was a random box of booster pack.
Match 1: Dino Rabbit
Wow this f-ing deck again, i'm sick of seeing this dek everywhere
R1: He won dice roll, and did a first turn ***gia and set MST. I opened w Effect Vieler, foolish, Centi, Arma Knight, MST, and Dark Hole. I mst'd his mst and used Dark Hole but ofc ***gia negated it. I foolished Horent and summoned Centi. popped his ***gia and nabbed a dragonfly. He tried to summon TGU but I vielerd dat hoe and then he scooped.
oh yeaaaa my power ranger served justice to da evil wabbit.
R2: He summoned Jurrac Guiaba, and set two card. I opened with Forbidden Lance, hopper, horent, Heavy Storm, horent, and Trag. I heavy-storm, both of the set were mst(wtf) then I summoned hoppper and popped guiabia. I set lance and ended. He topdecked rabbit and summoned two saber saurs. One saber atked hopper, but i lanced him and the other saber atked, then i dropped trag Then he had to destroy saber (i told no dakota for you boi). it was my turn, DAM I RIBBED! I topdecked dragonfly. I used Dfly eff for hopper then i send hopper to summon centi. I attacked directly w dfly. Then I used centi eff for hopper then pitched hopper to grab Dfly. I used Trag eff to make it lvl 3 then overlayed w dfly to summon Zenmaines. Then the guy scooped cuz he said "can't do **** if deres a zenmaines, and dfly in ur hand"
1-0
dam, steam is pretty beastly w power ranger. mite win reg
Match 2: Power Ranger: Insect Force
dam this ugly, ance ridden mexican gangster brainwashed my comadre to do his evil deed
R1: OFC HE WON DICE ROLL.
He summoned D-fly and used sword and horent. then he procedded to get a zenmaines and a dfly in his hand. he didn't set. I opened w Dark Hole, dragon-fly, giga-mantis, horent, mst, and Pot of Duality. I used Dark Hole, summoned Dragon-fly and used horent to make zenmaines lose his final mateirl. I summoned Centi, used Centi's eff to destroy zenmaines and grab a d-fly. I atked directly with both cart. Then overlay d-fly and centi for zenmaines. I ended my turn. He topdecked D-hole, did the exact same thing I did Last Turn but instead of zenmaines, he summoned No.17. He could have gotten game but hes a BK. I finished him off with a dragonfly, and Acid Golem.
2-0
yes! i saved my allies from da ugly cholo
Match 3: Hero Beat
damn steam was gettign hungry so i went to grab a bite. But steam was late and got a match loss.
2-1
dam this is long beach all over again. i hope i dun't miss anymore match
Match 4: Dragon
what the, a dragon dek managed to go 2-1 whens deres wabbit everywhere
R1: finally i won dice roll. I opened broken. I foolished Horent, then Summoned D-fly, equipped him with horent and sword. I pitched both for centi and hopper. I used centi's eff to pitch horent and hopper to grab a d-fly. Then overlay for zenmaines, i set 2 mst and warning. He tried to do a first turn Future Fusion but im like no five gay dragon for u boi cuz mst *****slapped u. Then he played Ravine pitching red-eye wyrn to dump darkness Metal Dragon. He ended with banishing wyrn for darkness Metal Dragon. Dam that was bad move i finished him off with Acid Golem and giga briilant
R2: He set a monster and 3 backrow. DAM! steam opened with Closed Forest and heavy. I played Heavy clearing his 2 warning and a Pot of Duality. I played Closed Forest and attacked his f-d Red-Eyes Wyvern with Hopper. He tried to play Ravine but i told him "no boi da forest say no i won't be a strip mine". He got upset and just scooped. He said, "ur deck is cheap, make a real one". I showed him my chaos scrap and said, "step up yo game I'm only playing inzektor for da booster box"
3-1
Match 5: The legendary Six ***urimi
oh, i hate this deck sooo much its so unskilled and too derpy.
R1: I won dice roll. I used Arma Knight to dump a horent. Then I set a warning and MST. He summoned Kushumgaga and used acesitsium. He tried to summon Shi-en and i used warning. he said the dumbest thing ever, "Shi-en negate". I facepalmed and told him, "wow ur just like every ******ed six-sam player, SHI EN CANNOT NEGATE COUNTER TRAP". he proceded to act like a ****** and said, "but shi en can negate spell and trap". I asked one of the player next to me, "hey dis guy is dumb, shi en cant negate warnin rite?" he agreed with me and the six-sam got furious and stomped out
4-1
yesssss, i managed to beat six-sam. all six sam player are ******ed
Quarter final : Brainwashed- Power Ranger: Insect Force
whoaaa i made it to da quarter final. i mite get da booster box
R1: He won dice roll. He summoned D-fly and equipped it with hopper. He pitched hopper to summoned Centi. Then he used Centi's eff to pitch hopper and grab a d-fly. then he overlayed for zenmaines. It was my turn. I opened really bad. I had 3 sword, 2 lance, and one Heavy Storm. I passed and let him kill me
R2: I opened better this time. I used Arma Knight to dump horent. Then I set one lance and 2 card. He summoned Dragon-fly and equip it with horent. But I flipped my secret card. Really Eternal Rest!!!!. His dragon-fly was dead. Then he set two card and passed. I used 2 of my mst to destory warning and POD. I summoned dragon-fly and comboed him to death.
everyone went "OOOOOHHHHH!!!!" when I flipped Really Eternal Rest, they were not expecting it.
R3: he said he opened bad. He set a monster and one backrow. Ohh, I opened amazing (everyone was like oh sh- he won) I used Heavy Storm to destory a mst. I summoned D-fly and equip it with horent. I destroyed his set card(which was d-fly, that will be vital for my win). I summoned Centi and equip horent to centi and a sword to D-fly. I pitched sword and horent to search a sword and speical summon Centi. I did the same thing again. I had 1 D-fly, 3 centi and Giga-mantis, sword in hand. I knewed he didn't have gorz. so i deicded to overkill him. I already used all of my monster's eff. I may have misplayed a lil. The other player said, "oh thank god I lived". I told him, "I still have a trick up my sleeve, see this little card i'm holding? WELL ITS Autonomous Action Unit!!!! ITS ALL OVA BOIIIIIIII" his face went whaaaaaaaaa. I overkilled him with a total attack of 9700. The other player went, "damn good game, i tottally wasn't expecting Eternal Rest and autonomous action unit". People that were watching me were saying stuff like, "what the f, Autonomous Action Unit WTF".
5-1
oh yeah! :D I'm glad i sided Really Eternal Rest and Autonomous Action Unit
Semi Final: Dino Rabbit
oh look its dis dek again
R1: he won diceroll and did a first turn laggia with a bunch of backrow. I didn't have the hand to win so I scooped.
R2: I set a Snowman Eater, lance and mst. He DID first turn Dolkka. WOW OFC HE OPENED W RABBIT. He ran over my snowma eater with Dolkka. I used Dark Hole to kill his dolkka. I summoned D-fly but he flipped chain disapperance. that was it for me. I scooped.
Serveal people went, "aw I wanted to see you in the final"
final record: 5-2
Decklist:
Arma Knight
3 effect vieler
1 Gorz
3 Centi
3 Dragonfly
1 Giga-mantis
2 Hopper
3 Horent
Sangan( where the f were you)
Trag
Allure
Book of Moon(did not see this card at all)
Dark Hole
Foolish Burial
2 Forbidden Lance
1 Heavy Sword
3 Sword
1 Mind Control
Monster Reborn
3 mst
2 pod
1 solemn judement
2 warning
1 torriental tribute
side dek: 1 Cyber Dragon
2 Snowman Eater
2 tkro
2 Autonomous Action Unit
2 Really Eternal Rest
2 chain disapperance
2 Royal Decree
extra dek:
chimeratech fortress
Mist Wurm
Stardust Dragon
gernosaurus
Exa-beetle
Leviar da sea dragon
2 Number 17
gigabrillant
acid golem
Uptoia
Uptoia ray
Wind-up zenmaines
pro: got to semi-final
con: getting a match loss

bambooking1
04-11-2012, 12:30 AM
Dolkka can't negate snowman if you attack it right? Because it's effect doesn't activate.

Spitzer
04-11-2012, 12:44 AM
1: You play Winzektors and say Samurai are derpy?
2: Do you actually speak in real life the way you wrote this?

Additional Comment:

Dolkka can't negate snowman if you attack it right? Because it's effect doesn't activate.

To this, yes Dolkka can negate because his effect still activates. You're thinking Laggia attacking because then Snowman is not being summoned so Laggia can't negate it.

thefusescape II
04-11-2012, 10:26 AM
^ Dude he is Squiddy's friend you wetawd of course he is trolling! Not to be stereotypical MY 200TH POST W00T W00T! WHO IS TWOLLN NOW YOU WETAWDS!

NotCoolEnough
04-11-2012, 12:24 PM
Nice report, Even though if it was a "troll post' it was a good read. Thank you.

thefusescape II
04-11-2012, 12:33 PM
^ it isnt a troll post squiddy and him just write in a troll 'accent' dont ask em why!

NotCoolEnough
04-11-2012, 12:50 PM
Meh, steam_zero doesn't troll that much, and is acutaly nice, talks in a good manner on DN.

thefusescape II
04-11-2012, 01:28 PM
yeah i know it is just a fourm thing, Squiddy twolls hawd on every site i've seen him post on. My 'w' in hawd and such are me messing around not trolling. I used to troll and it wasn't pretty!

Squiddy
04-16-2012, 03:41 AM
A+ wud read aggaib

but

u netdek squidys sicret trab

but

its the WRONG cart

9/10 for useing relly eternnal reast over OVERWOARCKED!!!!!

ps. wat ahpind to scrabs

Squiddy
04-16-2012, 03:42 AM
stop beeing late to ure rounds 1 day its ganna cost u boi

thefusescape II
04-16-2012, 09:01 AM
^ pure awesome!>.>

Pattyboo
05-05-2012, 02:07 PM
hay quik questin men...

aginst da dino raiebtet dek how coeiem wen he usies chin disaper y u no chin ur forbiderne lancc..