Stuff Dragonball/Z/GT characters would never say

[myth buster]

Gohan: Goten you're an incompatant bafoon. You can never keep you're mouth shut. My daughter could beat you up from the time she could walk.


Hercule: I have to confess I've been a liar all these years. I've never beaten any monsters, I've bribed people into throwing tournament matches, and I once fixed a tournament entry list to give my granddaughter an advantage.

[Majin_Piccolo]

Majin Buu: No thanks, Hercule. I'm not hungry.

Mr. Popo: Why do I have to babysit this old coot, Kami? I hate being his slave. I hate him and I would love to murder him with my bare hands.

Captain Ginyu: I think I'll switch bodies with Guldo today.

Garlic Jr: I changed my mind, Kami. I don't want to rule the world anymore. Have fun playing god.

Vegeta: Nappa, I'm bored bossing you around. Why don't you give me orders for a little while?

Old Kai: Goku, I don't feel like kissing Bulma (have to keep it G-rated for this forum). Could I kiss Kibito instead?

Cell: Nobody's perfect. Why should I even try?

Master Roshi: I think I should throw away these magazines and get some English Literature instead.

[sasha451]

Vegeta: you know, maybe i really am second best, if not third or fourth. kakarot is just so much stronger than i am, but it is ok.

Goku: i'm not hungry.

Chi Chi: oh gohan, you don't have to study today! why don't you go out and train with your father?

Pan+Bra: i guess we just are too wimpy to go super saiyan. we are such a disgrace to our race! maybe if we just put in a little effort...

[king_of_games_25]

Baby: I want my mommy
Shenron:Goku there is something I have Been meaning to tell u about if u make too many wishes on the Dragon Balls
Hercule:Goku who is your family barber
Emperor Pilaf: I am a funny side villain who appears when u least expect it

[Majin_Piccolo]

Broly: I feel happy enough to skip and prance around in a field of flowers.

Future Trunks: Why should I go back in time? It isn't my fault that the Earth Special Forces march into a losing battle and get themselves killed.

Chiaotzu: Tien, do these red cheeks make me look like Pikachu?

Yajirobe: Bring on the Saiyans, bring on the Androids, bring on Buu! I'm ready to fight them all!

Dabura: Can't I just spit on someone the old-fashioned way without turning them into stone?! Stupid demonic powers...

Supreme Kai: Kibito, could you give me a back massage?

[myth buster]

Pan: Bra you are a lame excuse for a saiyan princess. What kind of saiyan doesn't like to fight.

Or even better Vegita saying those lines.

[Majin_Piccolo]

Lol. These are all really funny.

[mrbeefy92]

Pilaf: I actually got a special power by watching Goku!!! Kame-Hame-HA!!!!!!!!! *destroys Dragonballs* How dare I do that? *blasts self with Kamehameha*

Gero: Meet Androids 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, blah blah blah blah blah blah 8897, 1243562563,
Goku: *blasts Gero's head off*
Ten seconds before getting head blasted off by Goku: Now I know my 1, 2, 3s, kill Super Android 17!

[shannarafan]

Krillin: Something smells fishy around here...
Vegeta: Would you like some grey poupoun?
Goku: Chi Chi, shut the @#$% up! Don't make me come over there!
#18: Does this make me look fat?
Tien: I did not have improper relations with Chaozu.
Chibi Trunks: Future Trunks this! Future Trunks that! Blah blah blah!
Oolong: Eat me.
Brolli: ::anything else besides Kakarott::
Shenlong: Would you like fries with that wish?

[MyOwnImij]

Shenlong: Would you like fries with that wish?
Or a hot apple pie?

[myth buster]

Pan: Uub sleep with me.

[sasha451]

Trunks: Pan you are annoyoing.

Goten: I don't like girls.

Goku: (insert witty caustic remark here)

Goku: vegeta, why are you so weak today? Vegeta: it's that damned woman's snoring keeping me awake at night!

Chibi Trunks: why can't i at least TRY to be as cool as Mirai no Trunks?

Bulma: lets trade chi chi! Goku for Vegeta!

[MyOwnImij]

Roshi: *truthfully* I read it for the articles.

[sasha451]

Android 18: WHAT WAS I THINKING!!!!!!

[New York Man]

Goku: I am not hungry
Goku: No Pan you can't come with me.

[Village Dag]

Goku: Oh ****! We can't beat the villlian. That means holidays.

Shenron: Would like some fries with that sir?

Vegeta: I love you.

Frieza: I'm the superior son of a *****.

[mrbeefy92]

Bulma: lets trade chi chi! Goku for Vegeta!

At Bulma's house party after Buu is defeated Chi Chi wants Bulma to do the same thing. Yamcha says he'd take Goku's place and Bulma says she wants a trade and not a downgrade.

[fredisgreat]

Goku:Mr. Owl how many licks does it take to get to the center of a dragonball.



Chi chi: Gohan are you doing your homework.
Gohan: Not now mom pokemon's on.

[Xssj2GohanX]

Korrin : Get your own damn beans and leave me alone.

[dragonballviewer]

Korrin : Get your own damn beans and leave me alone.


That reminds a scene from the first cooler movie when yajirobi calls himself the bean master. I still wonder if that was a bad translation or just some really bad toei writing.

[CBASS]

Goku: We need to fast(not eat food) for a while

Yajorobie:Lets kick so giant monster from other world ass!!*rushds into battle*

Roshi: I'm becoming a priest

Vegeta: (like prepy valley girl) Oh my god, that GI do toataly doesn't match your boots
Goku:Word

Majin Buu(Fat Buu) : (in profound voice) Well, I, Buu, dont like you in the most little bit and I would prefer to never eat a little crum of chocolate until you die. I will proceed to play beethoven 5th symphonie with my antana. *beautiful music is playing from piano*

(That last one is the whole BUU DONT LIKE YOU, Buu make you chocolate, and his innocent stupidity. It confusing)

[myth buster]

Videl: Gohan you need to stop telling Pan your war stories.
Gohan: I don't tell Pan war stories.

[Heero Yuy]

Vegeta - "I'am The KING Of All Sayins"

It's true, he only says Prince. I think to kinda honor his dad.

[Xssj2GohanX]

Or because he wouldn't be King of anyone so there's no point. Friends would just laugh if he told them to call him king. He was more human at the end.

[Blacklustersoldier69]

Vegeta: Screw this saiyan pride crap. . . I'm working for UNICEF *gives non-evil smile and thumbs up*

Goku: Well, this guy is clearly stronger than all of us and we cant train anymore to become stronger so u know what, i give up

Chi-chi and Bulma: FU----SION------HA!!!!!!!!

Gohan: My parents suck

Goku: See Gohan, algebra isn't that hard, all you have to do is multiply out the brackets first and you will get your variable numbers

*see sig*

[myth buster]

Gohan: Did I get all the brains and brawn in this family or do you just choose not to use yours?
Goten: I think it's the first one, but I don't know.

[shannarafan]

Zarbon: I'm not gay, I'm just drawn that way!
Yamcha: Don't hate me because I'm human.
Piccolo: Makkankoslowpoke!
Yajirobie: I should go on a diet.

Or a hot apple pie?

xd Sure why not

[mrbeefy92]

*Fat Buu enters a butcher shop and talks in a deep voice.* (Fat Buu will be known as FB)

FB: Excuse me sir but I would like a 10 lb steak
Seller in a surprised voice (now known as S): That'll be 50 zenie sir.
FB: *hands zenie to seller* okay what about my change?
Seller: 25 zenie sir.
FB: Okay! Now to the veggie farm!!!

[Ryouji_Junishirin]

Gohan: I miss being Tenchi.

Chichi: Mwahahaha now I am Queen over the world, once I have complete control over my husband's powers. Mweheheehehe.

Bulma: I am actually a rather good fighter, better than Goku even.

Marron: I am Bulma's twin sister.

Videl: I am really a man.

Hercule: I am really a woman.

Pan: I am really Satan reincarnated into the body of a fifthteen year old girl with the body of a girlish looking boy and the voice that shatters the fabrics that uphold all sanity.

Vegetto: I am actually Vegeta controlling Goku's body.

Frieza: I am actually and truely obsess with monkeys.

King Kold: I am Frieza's mommy.

Trunks: I like the color purple. And I love the purple teletuby.

Krillin: I was born without any hair. Because I am really the missing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Jeice: Ohoy there maties. Are you ready kids? I can't hear you... Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Absorbent and yellow and porous is he! If nautical nonsense be something you wish... Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! Ready? SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob.... SquarePants! Haha.

Imperfect Cell: 18 once I have looked into your eyes I never knew I how much I adored you and loved you. Please will you marry me so we can be one being under matromony. <- Cell is Gay

[myth buster]

Gohan: I miss being Tenchi.

What is that supposed to mean? As I recall when you post on these types of topics, you're funny line ought to be something people can understand, so please explain.

[BlindWarrior]

Yamcha:

"Fine Vegeta take her off my hands, you'll be begging me to take her back, but I wont except it."

"I'm too weak to try." (Yamcha & Tenshinhan)

Tenshinhan:

"Stop crying over a doll Chouzu."

Chouzu:

"I'm Bald"

[myth buster]

Pan: Grandma stop being so paranoid.